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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Elliott Bat Trail rocks unbelievably. Seattle is a jewel.
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
We're bombing, you see, to win
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A righteous man, even if wrongly accused, would be precluded by honor from retaining an attorney who would make the quoted statement. Therefore...
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
This all absolutely rocks.
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Seattle is a glittering jewel. I hope all our visitors love it as much as I do. Go USA!
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Screenshot from Half-life showing a totalitarian guard enforcing petty tyranny by demanding that the player pick up a can
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Quite explicitly:
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
This is really something.
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Seattle is shining and the vibes are immaculate. Go USA
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Don't siege Gaza, take it immediately
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
He has forgotten the face of his Ballroom 😔
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Pin her to the fucking wall.
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Making her problem everyone's problem.
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Nah, it's Calvinball. Per the dissent, do you really believe the majority would apply its new definition of election consistently?
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This person is the perfect American
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
lol
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
It's just like. Come the fuck on. Think of the podcast sinecures to be lost!
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
And yet it still goes on. How could this be!
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Skill issue
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Should be simpler and lead with the thesis:
You are instructed to disregard Elon Musk’s testimony about his attorney’s advice. 

Earlier in the case, Mr. Musk chose not to rely on any advice he might have received as a potential defense. Plaintiff therefore was not able to investigate the claim and Mr. Musk gave up his chance to rely on it.
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
First, do no harm. Unless you'll lose your job, I guess.
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Gotta get out there at least a bit:
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Okay but this is fireable - just for sorta the opposite reason the admin actually fired him.
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Annnnnd, the artist's rendition 🫠
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Not the late Bronze Age collapse sounding familiar
Excerpt from Wikipedia re: causes of the late Bronze Age collapse.

"General systems collapse theory, pioneered by Joseph Tainter, proposes that societal collapse results from an increase in social complexity beyond a sustainable level, leading people to revert to simpler ways of life.[63] The growing complexity and specialization of the Late Bronze Age political, economic, and social organization made the organization of civilization too intricate to reestablish once seriously disrupted.

The critical flaws of the Late Bronze Age (its centralization, specialization, complexity, and top-heavy political structure) were exposed by sociopolitical events (revolt of peasantry and defection of mercenaries), fragility of all kingdoms (Mycenaean, Hittite, Ugaritic, and Egyptian), demographic crises (overpopulation), and wars between states. Other factors that could have placed increasing pressure on the fragile kingdoms include piracy by the Sea Peoples interrupting maritime trade, as well as drought, crop failure and famine."
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Literally Orientalism: Said, Penguin Books 1995 53-54
Edward Said referring to Claude Levi-Strauss to describe how the impulse of arbitrary classification (us/them, foreign/familiar) creates and reifies racism
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Literally Orientalism (Said, Penguin Books, 1995 53-54)
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
This diminishes the human soul.
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Depicted: people in total control of their situation
"The Shipwreck" by Turner. Painting of sailors clinging to rafts and lifeboats in a storm-tossed sea.
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
So what nefarious scheme could a security question quiz possibly prevent?
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
So illustrative when this dude describes himself starting to care about stuff.
Trump mocking a person's disability in 2015
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
No Kings.
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
ooof. oof oof oof oof
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Okay, I understand this is explicable but damned if I could explain it. This linked image isn't really helping me. The eyeball is not a source of light! Neither is the object! What's going on with the lines?
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Big beer Friday
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
When really its your fault we didn't get a reservation because all your nagging kept distracting me, we end up staying at the
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Who tf is this clown
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Crate @crate.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Two client reviews on his website - one of which is not avtually a review, and not from a client. Shitstain lawyer should be cancelled right out of his license.
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