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crasterimage.bsky.social

@crasterimage.bsky.social
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 11m
His moobs are uneven
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 40m
What if it fed you the churros? All you had to do was sit there and breathe.
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 57m
Villagers demand video of your stand-up routine!
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 20h
Looks great! No notes.
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 20h
phrasing!
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Whatever it was, just... wash your hands.
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
You have a Flim Flam Tim Tam in your Jim Jam
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
What is "the nine" ?
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Yup. But older model that had more pronounced fins.
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
white zenithal with green contrast paint?
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
That is George. We don't talk about him.
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
On his side torsos. Those aren't LEGOs glue onto the figure?
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Are we not talking about the LEGOs?
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Don't you have a favorite song?
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
It's Dr. Manhattan again. At least his junk is covered up by clouds...
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Looks like ultramarine blue
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Carrie White?
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
miniature paint supplies
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
James O'Brien! He looks as pleased as a kid who's volcano erupted successfully in science class
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I like boobs too
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
tomato sauce?
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
The Great Escape
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Thanks!
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
But why /are/ they called digestives? Seems like an odd name.
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yes... and now you will be turned into soylent green. Proceed to room 203
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
surgery treats for everyone!
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Prometheus took risks too.
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
If you were from New Zealand, it would be a "sheep schedule"
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Is the glass half full? Or half empty?
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
peanut butter and honey? sign me up
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
wat
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Hilarious 'Wat' Reaction
ALT: Hilarious 'Wat' Reaction
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You wrote it backwards
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Little Girl's Mischievous Smile
ALT: Little Girl's Mischievous Smile
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
You are half leg and half human. No wonder you like to run.
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What was the story behind the photo?
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lacking dick discipline?
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How do you plan to keep Hermes from escaping?
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thanks. Keep us updated.
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Like a starving wolf catching a rabbit...
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We have a NSFW channel
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh, gmail! Sorry, I misunderstood.
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
In the Chat window, click on their name. Which brings up their profile. From there, you can block them from a triple-dot button.
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
^Yup I got put on a list and I don't know why. I just get random "so-and-so blocked you" messages from people I never heard of.
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The teeth... IM BLINDED!!
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Did it work?
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yup. "Did you add veggies to this soup?"
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nah. Your hair isn't ash-white. The face is just "Male #4" from an asset pack.
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nobody expects... a squirrel inquisition!
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You ain't got no legs Lieutenant Dan
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crasterimage.bsky.social @crasterimage.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And your character's name is Sydette Decker
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