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💬 @crashshot.net · 01/10/2026
shrimp salad
Screenshot of some Character House chibis. The user made an OC and Archer.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 30/09/2026
#7thJOJO
Edited screenshot from boring as heck with a variant of the 7th Stand User short protagonist and Rainbow, a fortuneteller superimposed over it. It reads:

mysterious fortuneteller flips tarot card revealing a dude who looks exactly like me flying a hot air balloon into power lines. 

me: is that good
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💬 @crashshot.net · 09/08/2026
ardbert for reference again for those who liked the last post if you dress like this you have to show me. promise
14 screenshot. It's Ardbert wearing Radiant's Mail of Casting, Woodland Warden Breeches, Neo-Ishgardian Boots of Aiming and some random gloves. You can mix and match shoes/bottoms/gloves to taste the mail is the most important component
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💬 @crashshot.net · 09/08/2026
ardbert for reference models are intended to be viewed in the game its from from my amateur's perspective the model is fine but you'd want to retexture it to fit 14's stylistic sensibilities. maybe I'll learn how to do it for fun...
14 screenshot. It's Ardbert.14 screenshot. It's Ardbert in an outfit from HSR.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 01/08/2026
#Fate
Art. It's Archer from Fate Stay Night in a Final Fantasy Fourteen fit.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 25/06/2026
this is what videogames are about babyyyy
14 screenshot. King Slime hat. It jiggles.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 07/06/2026
Edited tumblr screenshot.

i need beautiful women to comfort me i did very badly on frontline today
Good fucking luck getting a girl to look at you after today
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💬 @crashshot.net · 23/05/2026
even if you weren't aware of the connection there's enough dissonance between archer's initial prose and shirou's initial prose that you mightttt already have the sense these are actually two different povs. 'depths of hell' makes it overt
Fate Stay Night screenshot.

Time had stopped.
The vision before me had lasted less than a second.

Be that as it may.
I will always remember the sight of her, as clearly as if it were still happening now, even if I fall into the depths of Hell.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 03/05/2026
is this slander
Tomodachi Life screenshot. It's morning specials! Shirou is selling milk that has been left out for too long. Archer is selling ramen.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 26/04/2026
Tomodachi Life screenshot. Rin Tohsaka is telling you how she practices hitting Archer with bats daily for a couple of hours. Use it or lose it!
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💬 @crashshot.net · 24/04/2026
whoa hey don't load this question onto me
Tomodachi Life screenshot. Saber wants you to determine whether she likes Archer or Shirou more.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 24/04/2026
Tomodachi Life screenshot. The user has just given Rin Tohsaka a blu-ray player.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 21/04/2026
is there any hope for shirou emiya
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💬 @crashshot.net · 20/04/2026
shirou...
Tomodachi Life screenshot. Shirou Emiya has just fallen into the arms of himself.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 19/04/2026
I coughed my lungs out holy shit shirou is washed
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💬 @crashshot.net · 19/04/2026
😭😭
Tomodachi Life screenshot. But you see, while Shirou has fallen for Saber, Saber has fallen for Archer.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 19/04/2026
😭
Tomodachi Life screenshot. Shirou wants to confess. Saber wants to be friends.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 19/04/2026
yippie
Tomodachi Life screenshot. Shirou Emiya immediately got a crush on Saber. As he should.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 19/04/2026
shirou and saber! shirou gets the default eyes because its funny
Tomodachi Life screenshot. It's the user's Shirou and Saber Miis from Fate.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 17/04/2026
7th Stand User (2014)
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💬 @crashshot.net · 17/04/2026
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders (1990)
Tomodachi Life screenshot. Kakyoin is cheerfully recounting the time he fed shit to a baby.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 17/04/2026
aymeric and kakyoin! my other miis are incubating in the oven
Tomodachi Life screenshot. It's screenshots of the user's Aymeric de Bore and Noriaki Kakyoin Miis.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 15/04/2026
(solemnly) maid dress, gallows and then the guillotine
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💬 @crashshot.net · 15/04/2026
(solemnly) I have to send him to the gallows
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💬 @crashshot.net · 15/04/2026
remade my demo miis! I will conjure an aymeric next....
Tomodachi Life screenshot. It's character creation profiles the user has made of two OCs, and Archer.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 17/02/2026
unlimited shirt works #Fate
Fate Stay Night comic. Shirou Emiya is staring very intently at his closet thinking over what he should wear today.

We pan over to the closet. It's all the same shirt. All of it. Every shirt that graces our vision is the blue-sleeved white-center combo. My protagonist cannot be this dripless.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 10/02/2026
thanks chat it's only downhill from here
screenshot of the user's profile. the follower count is underlined and edited to read '67 followers' instead of '68'.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 04/02/2026
actually if you're going to flaunt your opulence you can flaunt the first figure for a third of the price
Screenshot of an ebay listing.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 04/02/2026
for 350,000 yen the unofficial archer bdsm figures can be yours
Screenshot of a Mercari listing.Screenshot of another Mercari listing.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 25/01/2026
hi hello as for the reason
screenshot of kirei going "for fun, I suppose"
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💬 @crashshot.net · 24/01/2026
honestly it could've gone a lot worse. what's a dip in the cumulative cope seeth mald of humanity's evils to the indomitable human spirit 😤
Screenshot. It's multiple replies going 'a lot' in response to the previous quote retweet.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 24/01/2026
finished fate! man... I gotta stare at a wall now...
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💬 @crashshot.net · 24/01/2026
no wish no desires just for the love of the game
Fate Stay Night screenshot.

"... Kotomine. What is your wish?"
I grind my teeth and glare at him.
He smiles wider.

"For fun, I suppose."
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💬 @crashshot.net · 21/01/2026
"How dare you criticize me for the very same fault you possess?" shirou has hit a nerve. because it is true. tripling down feels less of a sin, then to acknowledge that he has a point and in doing so, feel you are forsaking the duty you originally set out to do for everyone else's sake but your own
Fate Stay Night screenshot.

"How... arrogant. What knowledge can you claim to possess that lets you understand me? You have no right to involve yourself in my affairs. Ordering me not to fight? An untrained master like you, who is so reliant on my protection, has no right to talk. You should keep such drivel to yourself until you are able to fight for yourself."

"...though I am unsure whether that will ever happen.""No... this isn't just 'drivel'!'"

"It most assuredly is! Think only of myself? I could say the same for you! You place no value upon your own life. You say that I am wrong, while doing the very same thing. Only the dead think of prioritizing the lives of others. How can a complete fool who does not know the value of their own life spout such nonsense?"
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💬 @crashshot.net · 20/01/2026
Fate Stay Night screenshot. Very gleeful Rin here.

Hmph. Anyone who would toy with a man's innocent feelings like that should do their repentance in hell.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 18/01/2026
I dunno man maybe you should look in a mirror
Fate Stay Night screenshot. Shirou's dreaming.

The people around her pissed me off too. 
If she didn't notice it, someone else around her should have told her, or she would go on making the same mistake forever.

Seriously... how the hell did she have so many people around her, and not one told her the truth?
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💬 @crashshot.net · 16/01/2026
NEVER MIND archer only holds contempt for the art of the alibi oh my god
Fate Stay Night screenshot. Archer is stating something that would normally be unreasonable for him to know. 

"Do you really think so? You, at least, hit the target every time."
"Wha..!?"
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💬 @crashshot.net · 14/01/2026
bro I was joking it was a joke bro haha I was joking bro just a little funny prank bro hahaha I was only turning people into meat slushies as a joke haha bro you wouldn't kill your dear friend shinji right you don't even have it in you bro you wouldn't do it right
Fate Stay Night screenshot.

"If you won't shut off the Bounded Field, then I just have to kill you. I  don't care which it is, so pick one. Now." 

I squeeze."Ha. You're bluffing. You couldn't  do something like that. B-besides, I haven't killed anyone yet. I was just borrowing a little bit of life from everyone..."

"Okay then. Bye, Shinji."
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💬 @crashshot.net · 14/01/2026
whoa man
Fate Stay Night screenshot. Shinji gets what he deserves.

I punch Shinji in the stomach and then grab him and shove him against the wall.

"Kngh... you..."
Shinji tries to shove my hand away.
Without missing a beat, I kick his grasping arm. I can't even control myself right now. I slam the arm I kicked against the wall... and break it.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 13/01/2026
when shirou only makes toast for breakfast
redraw of that 'shinji throwing A bottle at asuka' meme except shinji is replaced with taiga, rin and saber and they're all throwing bottles at shirou
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💬 @crashshot.net · 12/01/2026
finally. there it is rin going what do you MEAN you were doing thaumaturgical hopscotch with the demon core I should throttle your mentor while shirou goes hey don't slander my old man like that (kiritsugu is entirely irrefutable in his mind)
Fate Stay Night screenshot. 

"Hm? What do you mean, Tohsaka?"
"Isn't it obvious? I was absolutely baffled by your lack of skill! First of all, you don't even understand the basics. Honestly, I'm impressed you can produce any magical energy at all with a method so completely absurd!"

"Tohsaka... um... are you mad?""Of course I'm mad! I can hardly believe you've been training when you have such basic problems, and I kind of want to kill your mentor for not correcting you! Why are you doing it in such a roundabout way!?"
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💬 @crashshot.net · 11/01/2026
have to admit this sprite of shirou is cute. like a bug
Image. It's Shirou Emiya's blushing sprite from Fate Stay Night.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 06/01/2026
just put the swords in the bag bro
Fate Stay Night screenshot. Archer's solely here to talk shit. Unfortunately he's a bit too early (or too late, depending on your perspective) to be talking shit.

"I knew it. Only a brat would do something like that. You won't accept help from anyone. You'll just do everything yourself. On top of it all, you don't want any causalities. That mentality disgusts me.""What? You have no right to tell me that! I'm only doing what I think is right! You have no reason to complain!"

The user has edited a low hanging 'DOES HE KNOW' meme onto this screenshot.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 05/01/2026
not pictured: rin swerving the karmic truck of justice into him like he's a deer on the road
Fate Stay Night screenshot. Rin was mentioning how one of their classmates, Ayako, narrowly dodged being mugged earlier.

Shirou responds:
"Yeah, it's rare for Mitsuzuri to run away. But I guess she's not so tough against thieves. I suppose things worked out for the best. Something like that will probably teach her a thing or two about being feminine."

I munch on my rice, nodding approvingly.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 04/01/2026
y'think it was taiga who got him the pillow #Fate
Fate Stay Night doodle comic. Saber, in mild disbelief, is asking whether Shirou lives like this.

Shirou doesn't respond. It's perfectly normal for a man to have fuck all in his room. He's drawn all scrungly in the second panel.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 03/01/2026
little did taiga fujimura realize she has just gained self awareness
Fate Stay Night screenshot. Taiga just flipped a table, pelting Shirou with piping hot food after realizing Rin is staying over.

"Shut your mouth! What are you thinking, Shirou!? What, are you hoping to be the protag of a romcom, letting a girl stay over at your house!? Arrrgh! Even I can't laugh at a joke this sick!"
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💬 @crashshot.net · 02/01/2026
legitimate chaos mode event #7thJOJO
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💬 @crashshot.net · 01/01/2026
Screenshot of the user going off about something ridiculous in the replies. Text reads:

Are you familiar with the concept of 'less is more'? It is of dire importance to note that Archer (EMIYA)'s summer outfit exposes a sliver of skin betwixt his singlet and shirt. With an outfit that is otherwise fully clothed, the sheer eroticism of exposing just the barest slip of skin serves as a tantalizing promise of more which sends your imagination racing more than having him fully bare. It is a taste before the full course. Think of it like this; it is much like catching a glimpse of a bare ankle at an Ishgardian gathering - the gap of 'fully clothed' is what makes the slightest slip of skin 'moe'. It asks you, begs you to imagine; do you dare slip your hands through his singlet? To grasp at firm, warm muscles underneath your hands. To knead at them, to coax and savour sounds privy only to your ears? It is almost fair to say that a design like this is comparable to a Anti-World Noble Phantasm.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 01/01/2026
it goes without saying again. a pervert contributed to this.
Fate Grand Order screenshot. It's Archer in his summer outfit after the user grailed him to 100.
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💬 @crashshot.net · 31/12/2025
#FFXIV
Final Fantasy 14 art. It's Aymeric mournfully wishing he was being fucked senseless instead of being stuck in whatever twelve-forsaken meeting he's in.
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