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If you live your life like a sitcom, it's a lot more fun. Got a cabin in the woods on a lake, where I kayak with my dogs. I recently wrote a book and a bunch of songs to go with it. Crashmodem.com/fletch

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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 10h
Growing up was different in the 70's and 80's...
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Tonight's Sunset over Lake Tawakoni.
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tie dye shirt came out way cool.
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sunset over Tawakoni tonight.
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
He still hasn't paid for his campaign rallies, and we're supposed to believe he reimbursed a Russian oligarch in record time?
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yeah, my sign stayed up past Thanksgiving.
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So, we can now call the FBI the gullible pigfu¢kers?
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
#booksky Got the concert tee for the book designed! (link in alt-text)
Todd wearing a concert tee shirt from the fictional "Fletch Morgan's Chaos Band" the subject of his first book.  
Details on the book can be found at https://crashmodem.com/fletch/
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Too far?
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Are they letting him compete?
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
So I made a meme this morning.
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
P3D0 Strikes Back
An Ai mashup up C3P0 and Trump, with the legend "P3D0 • child/cyborg relations"
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Who else's first thought when seeing a hurricane roll in, is "I bet I can get some great pictures from my kayak?" This is gonna be a fun afternoon.
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Technically, it's not the ONLY route...
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Coming soon... Gonna make exports a little tricky, but fortunately we have a stable genius who knows more about exports than anybody.
A cargo ship attempting to traverse a waterfall with the headline "Niagara Falls Shipping Lanes."
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Coming soon... Gonna make exports a little tricky, but fortunately we have a stable genius who knows more about exports than anybody.
A large cargo ship, stacked high with shipping containers, traversing a waterfall. Bright yellow letters proclaim, "Niagara Falls Shipping Lanes."
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
The next name on the hurricane list is Dolly.
Hurricane names are published 6 years in advance.
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Any bets on whether the toddler-in-chief will be demanding to be called 'Captain America' or 'Mr. America' before this crazy shit finally ends?
Dumbass in the White House has a tantrum because Canada won't acquiesce to his childish demands, and threatens to unilaterally change the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America.
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
#booksky Starting to get reviews in... How many should I get before running an ad? Is 3 enough? crashmodem.com/fletch/
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
This is from last year. Convince me it's not intentional.
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Anybody else sensing there might be a pattern here?
Change in Federal deficit chart that shows Republicans since Reagan have increased the deficit, while Democrats unfailingly reduced it.
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Wish I had his confidence and optimism.
A beat up 70's sedan, rusting out, missing a door- parked in front of an auto parts store.
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I love that Mother Nature has opposed all of Stinky's stupid stunts: Draft Dodger's Military Birthday Parade- storms Freedumb 250 - storms F1 Demolition Derby - storms predicted
Meme with an F1 car with the headline "BREAKING NEWS"
text reads:
Major update.
We would like to personally thank Mother Nature for scheduling thunderstorms all three days of Trump's vanity Indy car race through the National Mall. Twenty-seven cars, a Trump Executive Order, and a forecast of rain and lightning right through his big 250th anniversary spectacle. She sees everything and is not impressed.
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
#Booksky Finally starting to get reviews. crashmodem.com/fletch/
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Mine's more accurate.
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
#booksky Working on a new promo today. Check Alt-text for excerpt from page 104.
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Thanks. Here’s my favorite chapter page
HTTPS://crashmodem.com/fletch
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
#booksky My favorite chapter opener
HTTPS://crashmodem.com/fletch

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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
We're gonna piss off a lot of Christians by governing the way Jesus would have.
What if Mamdani and Abdul picking up steam is only the beginning of a movement that wants to feed people, treat people who are sick, house people who don't have homes, run government without corruption, and actually care about the public it serves?
Truly terrifying stuff. How dare they.
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
A crumbling number 2 with cursive writing that can only be read by those 30 and over, saying "this two shall pass."
Meme is signed by crashmodem.
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Finished my new promo for the book today! #booksky
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Still a hot Texas summer.
Yellow kayak on a smooth lake at dusk.
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
So Todd Blanche is going to face perjury and lying to Congress charges now, right? ... Right?
The Dotard ranting on about how he will get his $1.8 billion slush fund to pay off his seditionist buddies, AFTER Todd Blanche swore under oath that the fund was dead, even though he refused to put it in writing.
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
So- tomorrow's the deadline for Beshear to call a special election..? Does that mean we'll finally hear about Rigor Tortoise's actual health conditions? I'm guessing that an "unexpected fatal heart attack" will occur Tuesday or Wednesday.
Mitch McConnell standing outside a car window, with Haley Joel Osment looking like he's going to say, "I see dead people."
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Fletch Morgan's Chaos Band is available on Amazon and Apple! Here's my first attempt at an ad. #booksky
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I get to vote against this corrupt POS this year!
"If we'd lost Harris County- Trump won by 620,000 votes in Texas. Harris County mail-in ballots that they wanted to send out were 2.5 million, those were all illegal (he lied) and we were able to stope every one of them," Paxton told former Trump advisor Steve Bannon ...
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
#booksky Got my proof copy today. I have a real actual book, that I wrote. Gotta admit it's a pretty cool feeling.
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
In lighter news...
Being a sane American right now: it's like the US is riding around in the back-seat of a car and Dad is driving drunk. Mom is the GOP, riding in the passenger seat: she knows Dad is completely sloshed but she goes along with it because she's afraid of getting beaten up again if she says anything. Some of your brothers and sisters are excited because they like carnival rides and think speed & chaos is entertaining. But you feel slightly insane because you're the only one in the car who understands the danger everyone is in and no one seems capable of stopping the maniac at the wheel.
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I couldn't find any scratch at the grocery store, but I did find some at the Fix & Feed. Now I see why making something from scratch is considered such an accomplishment.
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Oh! Oh!
Dibs on pillaging their library!
–The little known cousin of Eric the Red... Bjorn the well-read.
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Crashmodem @crashmodem.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
If anyone's interested, you can preview my book. The first chapter of Fletch Morgan's Chaos Band is posted on Apple Books as a sample, even though the release is still a week off.
The Apple Books listing for the upcoming novel about a touring band who loses their drummer, and eventually replaces him with a bartender they find in rural East Texas.
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