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Crash Carney

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That which does not kill you should be hunted down and killed immediately

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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I’m thinking him and his buddies can do more about it than the people who heard his interview
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Is it wrong to ask them if they’re there to catch a flight to Iran?
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Elvis was a drug addicted pdf so yeah, definitely a great guy deserving adulation. Happens a lot in America
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Who did the military support in 2024? 🤔
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Like people in the US don’t get giddy over executions
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
And now things are better
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Duh
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
best movie I’ve seen in a very long time- I’d forgotten what an original story sounded like
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I’d like France to issue a slap and statement of “keep my name out of your motherfucking mouth”
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Joy Reid is perceptive and intelligent
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
oh well
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
But it will be allowed to stand because nobody steps up and says enough. We just keep expecting people to deal with abhorrent behavior. The Mayor, and the rest of us, deserves basic respect. Until that’s agreed upon, this country will continue to be a festering boil
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
you could say both- if you definitely wanted to be seen as stupid
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
bet they could get one for breaking the Marine’s arm
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I’d rather just go in the bright light. When I was a kid I wondered what would happen if all the righteous warriors who blew up the earth went to heaven like they think they will. Would god let them set off another bomb up there when they couldn’t get along?
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
There’s a lot of booze in the closet
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Oh look what a big boy. Got to wear a suit and pretend he has things to say. Should of stuck to the donuts
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Why would they want to? They love being told what to think
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
My father owned a gas station and I remember him walking the line of cars with a pipe wrench to break up fights
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Oh yeah
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
What is he offering as a sacrifice? He too is an American
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
First off- the Kurds aren’t a single block of soldiers. They aren’t even all in the same geographic region. And where they are and who they border has an influence on who they’ll fight.
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Exactly. Probably just the opposite
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
And wants to sell hats
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
None because Biden (🤷🏻‍♂️)
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Why FoxNews? What made you do that?
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Why do they attack blue states? We don’t vote for this shit. Terrorize Louisiana. Make Pedo Johnson deal with it.
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
A draft will motivate the last demographic to mass protest- straight white men
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
So fuck the soldiers. Any casket will do
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Cults don’t quit. They mass exodus or they continue. There aren’t moments of epiphany leading to clarity.
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Was he talking about Hot Wheels
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Is his face peeling?
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
I get the sense they never tell him anything
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
And his shadow lingers too. Imagine if the Jews had been left in peace in Europe
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I don’t know- the gay guy kept it working 🧐
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
where’s the pillow guy when you need him
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
autocorrect hates this thred
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I’m rooting for the bubble wrap and microphone
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Steinbrenner woulda come down and fired him during the interview
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Genius!
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
You can smell the ass in this pic
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
damn I miss Mookie
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
especially with all his soybean picking
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Every county in Mass voted Harris. I would love to secede.
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
I call this the daily gauge of how stupid MAGA voters are because you know they swallow this crap
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
this is the obligatory “false stand for right” that comes before they negotiate how much their future vote will cost
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
So emotional
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
He’d still vote for him
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
every fire fighter knows the Phoenix- wicked cool
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Crash Carney @crashmccarney.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
transparency
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