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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Tv show idea: Goggle Goggle box. Where ordinary punters are recorded watching celebrities watching tv. A ratings winner, probably.

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Ha. I haven’t done any for a while but fully intend to resume any day now

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

FIFA announces minor tweak to the Belgium kit for tonight’s game.

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Just remembered why I don’t try the ny times connections puzzle very often 🙄

Impossible links

TOOLS MINUS LAST TWO LETTERS
HAMM, JIGS, PLIE, WREN

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

More than a little miffed to just discover that BBC have sold the rights to Blackadder and I can only watch it now with a paid subscription on Itvx premium, britbox, or sky's nowtv. You'd imagine content paid by bbc licence fees should always be available on bbc streaming.

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 12/06/2026

I’ve been artistically constipated for a good while. The world has become a Bag O’ Shite ™. So unfortunately this is all I could produce

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

Yeah all OK. The world is all going nuts around us, but all OK. Led zep are my fave band of all time. Been listening to them again recently after a while. Still brilliant.

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Out on my daily walk here. Just walked past 2 houses on the same street (more of less opposite each other) who still have their Christmas trees up (fully decorated, lights not on though). Is this some sort of neighbour bet?

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

When using hand dryer remember to place fingers in ears.

Image shows using hand dryer is loud, with image of man with fingers in ears

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 30/12/2025

Twixmas Tranquillity. This was a very serene view today. Stunning weather for December

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 19/12/2025

Friday portrait It’s a portrait, but not one you’ll ever recognise, so nothing new to see then.

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

From tomorrow the evenings start to get brighter, so there's that.

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BainesDraws @bainesdraws.bsky.social · 02/12/2025

Latest sketch of some Geordie Jokers #antanddec from #imacelebrity

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 03/12/2025

Flip sake, 21 hours and 1 like, that's a scandal !

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 28/11/2025

Friday portrait, easy if you know who it is.

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

I can’t begin to believe how excited you are to see a Friday portrait. It’s hardly a weekend without one. youll no doubt be relieved and astounded in equal measure to hear that no AI was used in its production. truly crap, but you wouldn’t have it by other way.

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 16/08/2025

You’ll be glad to know you’re both wrong 😁

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

I haven’t done a brilliant portrait in a long time. No change there then.

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

Just out getting a bit of shopping... spotted this

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 18/07/2025

Here’s a portrait I did six years ago. I don’t really like most of my portraits but I like a few, this is one, even though it’s crap (obvs).

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

OK, Ive had a short break from portraits and this week I have returned to charcoal. You'll be relieved to know that no fragment of skill has accidentally be lodged in this weeks portrait. Normal service has been resumed.

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 25/06/2025

Easily the worst park I've seen in a decade. There was no one in the car, this is a "park".

Car parked about 50 percent into a space

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

Probably wouldn’t be my choice either.

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

I was in a supermarket today. I can’t help but be in awe of other people’s shopping baskets. One guy has 172 bottles of coors beer and a packet of nappies. Another had 16 0.5l , that’s 8 litres of yogurt. The mind boggles 🤯

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 23/05/2025

Friday night, must be time for a portrait. I have a feeling you’ll not guess this one.

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 09/05/2025

It’s Friday portrait time, for those of you that can be bothered. I really must get back to paper one of these days. Not this week though.

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Oliver Artist @oliverartist.bsky.social · 20/04/2025

Drawing of the epic Idris Elba. #art #humansofbluesky

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

Here’s a portrait I drew in April 2017.

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 12/04/2025

The art of the deal. Expecting any moment to hear from team trump how this is a masterstroke and was the plan all along. 🙄 Trump exempts smartphones and computers from new tariffs www.bbc.com/news/article...

bbc.com

Trump exempts smartphones and computers from new tariffs

The move comes after concerns that tech prices could skyrocket, as many gadgets are made in China.

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 04/04/2025

It’s Friday, it’s portrait time,so you get this. I suppose you should be grateful. It could be worse. Probably.

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 28/03/2025

It’s Friday so time for another dose of crap to be released down the sluice.

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Wow, that’s a bit more than a drawing. Stunning.

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CrapPortraits @crapportraits.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

That’s a great guess, even kinda looks like the portrait. As Roy walker would have said on catchphrase “It’s good, but it’s not right”

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