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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Looks like shite mate
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Sketchers uses AI generated models in its ads. So boycott Sketchers. It’s easy because they make shitty knockoffs
Sketchers print ad with the disclaimer “AI-Generated Models”
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
POV: You’re the three-armed chef flipping eggs with tongs
Slop ad with three hands cooking eggs
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The thin green line flag patch
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Ah well
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
This is like a rattlesnake rattle
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
POV: you’re about to get a lecture
Warning: Canada Flag Blue Check
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Yeah give me a big pot of …
Kettled labeled SMEG
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Cheapest gas in the county #PainAtThepump
$5.50 a gallon
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Cool! #PainAtThePump
Gas at almost 5.50 gal
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
This was $3.89 last month #painatthepump
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Code Name: Mittens
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Oh cool, Newsom wanted to exempt ICE from the California mask ban. apple.news/Ab_U8vdpBRoi...
The most controversial ask from
Newsom's team was an exemption for all types of officers engaged in
"warrant and arrest related operations" - precisely the type of enforcement Alex Pretti was filming when masked CBP agents tackled him to the ground and shot him
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Alien v Mickey v Predator
A Mickey P?
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Italian Elon Musk(verified)
Italian Elon Musk(verified): I send a the calzone into space!!
 I don't pay a the taxes!!
Ohhh!!
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Temu faded American flag
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Temu ad for American flag brick background
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Dead Internet
Fake article claiming Elias Vance is executive producer of Avengers Doomsday
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
An illustration of iguanodon giving the thumbs to some poor dinosaur; labeled “Talk Dumb, Get The Thumb”
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Becoming a huge Mets fan #lgm
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
No fucking way
The Price Club was founded by Sol Price!!! It’s his namesake!
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 12/08/2024
Public Coast Brewery in Cannon Beach Oregon has the best hazy ipa I’ve ever had. Dank but not bitter and balanced malts. Goddamn awesome
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 30/05/2024
Is that bad?
Trump guilty on 34 felony charges
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 07/05/2024
Google thinks Drew Barrymore is in Schindler’s List
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Dad Bod Bog Body @craphammer.bsky.social · 22/12/2023
My holiday tradition is putting a decoy box out for porch thieves, containing a bag of dirt labeled “puto”
Bag of dirt labeled “puto” in a box
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