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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘

@crankiestkong.bsky.social
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(Mun and Muse are adults) (Age: 24) LEWD DNI, OR CRANKY WILL CALL YOU OUT.

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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
“For glazing over Tiny Kong by being best friends with her.”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
“IRONIC, COMING FROM THE KID WHOSE NAMESAKE IS BASED ON LATIN SPANISH FOR A FEMALE FRIEND.”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
“I already said it a while ago, kiddo. She ’s my wife.”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
“THEY FINALLY REMEMBERED MY WIFE.”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
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Cranky Rants: Pokémon
YouTube video by bub_VO
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
“Wuss. PC can play Nintendo games and has more games than you can ever imagine. Heck, there’s this game called Left 4 Dead 2 where I spent COUNTLESS HOURS of playing as myself in online co-op.”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
“...I was talking about that Pokémon Animal Crossing rip-off. And you never HEARD of Steam Forums?!”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
“Kid, Pokémon is already in a broken state as it is. Or did you forget your writer despises Gane Key Cards, only for one of those monster catching games to get affected by that stunt? As for Street Flopper 6, I hard disagree. Checked the SF6 Steam Forums, lately?”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
“Bah, who does that anymore when the current generation is a dying desert?!”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
“Did you listen to one of the video parodies on YouTube?!”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
“I heard that.”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
They call the current DK as Donkey Bitch-Ass. Mind telling me?
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
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a pixel art of an old man with a cane
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𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑬𝑳 𝑩𝑬𝑳𝑳𝑬. @shroombelle.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
“Eh, whatever floats your boat, I guess. I can only imagine us Kongs and Kremlings glazing over the trophy.”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
“Yeah, I’m surprised Geoff didn't reveal his confession to Kojima, of all people. ... Wouldn’t that also be your win by stealing DK’s trophy, despite Bananza winning the best family game category?”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
“I HEARD THAT, LITTLE GIRL.” Whacking the idol with a walking stick.
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
“Okay, Bananza not winning any other category except for family game is fine. We’re taking that win.”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
YOUR RACING GAME WASN’T THAT GREAT TO BEGIN WITH, PLUMBER BOY! SERIOUSLY?! OPEN WORLD? DID THE BREATH OF THE WILD DO DAMAGE TO EVERY IP NINTENDO OWNS?!
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
We got more categories to sweep, sonny.
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
Not yet. Until the show ends.
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
As it should be.
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
KONGS! KING K. KROOL RETURNED.
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𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐃𝐀𝐘! @rottengarlicman.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
𝐈'𝐌𝐌𝐀 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎, 𝐈'𝐌𝐌𝐀 𝐆𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐀 𝐖𝐈𝐍! #MARIORP | #SMBRP | #SMASHRP | #SSBRP | #NINTENDORP | #WARIORP | #SFWRP | #MVRP | #BSKYRP
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
“The garlic breather’s here?”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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Cranky Rants: The Super Mario Galaxy Movie
YouTube video by bub_VO
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
“This is what you get when you decide to put TARIFFS ON DK ISLAND FOR $20.”
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𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝙂𝙍𝙀𝘼𝙏 𝙂𝙊𝙉𝙕𝘼𝙇𝙀𝙎 — .ᐟ @superstarplumber.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
“You think that’s bad? Wait until you see that orange discounted ape tried to set up tariffs on DK ISLAND, of all places!”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
“I’m SO NOT winning against the robot slur allegations...”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
“Sheesh. Been seeking attention, has he?”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
“...Haven’t I seen you before? I swear, DK must have seen you somewhere.”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
“Oh. That guy I get sick of seeing his face with every incident he starts onscreen?”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
“No, not yet.”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
“Wait, the look on your face tells me you’re going to kick my ass, are ya?”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
“...Are the robots coming out to get me?”
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Tron Bonne @heroicmisadventure.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
“Tron Bonne, Queen of the Servbots, at your service!” #MVRP #MegaManRP All images are from the games and official artwork.
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Tron Bonne @heroicmisadventure.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
[[Halloween Costume Event Thing- Oct 26th - 31st]] Tron has finished her costume and is going to wear it for a couple. This is mainly going to affect her ability to use operate machines as one arm is a harpoon cannon. She will not change personality wise. [Normal Pin] bsky.app/profile/hero... — +
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
So the fish and King Mumble are fighting?
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
“...Who?”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
“That’s rich. Didn’t you say this similar to those braindead AI schmucks?”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
“So? I don’t care. Let them cope and seethe.”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
“...Diddy, I guess? I mean, we use that word on every robot made by those Kremlings.”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
“What, kid?!”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Source: bub_vo
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
“WHO SAYS THAT BLASTED LINE ANYMORE?!”
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ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕪 𝕂𝕠𝕟𝕘 @crankiestkong.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
“Tch. I musta’ve underestimated you youngling.”
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