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Lee Ping

@crankebastard.bsky.social
1.6K followers 629 following 8.1K posts

Gen X database nerd and metal head. Doof Wagon guitar tech. I’m from the Internet and I’m here to help.

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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 44m
That has to be Susie Wiles with just legs showing.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 2h
These guys hate being laughed at. 😂
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 4h
I’m sure there are many people in NYC willing to give her the bird for free.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 4h
My man looks like Bun E. Carlos dumpster dove for clothing in the dark on a Kratom bender.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 5h
Oh it’s him! He was foretold! 😂
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 5h
bsky.app/profile/elio...
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 13h
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Sheldon Cooper Its Funny Because Its True
Alt: Sheldon Cooper Its Funny Because Its True
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 19h
So strong and powerful.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 20h
Hahaha! Is that the Onion?
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 20h
Apple and Google will jump and do it. Probably preemptively as a tribute to their favorite president.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 20h
F those sociopathic hobgoblins.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 20h
Keep going, Trump. You are doing great.
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Kramer Seinfeld: Thumbs Up & Spray Bottle
Alt: Kramer Seinfeld: Thumbs Up & Spray Bottle
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 20h
I’m tired of bad stuff happening to good people.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 21h
Jackson Lamb better be on the case.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 21h
Hopefully they are required to produce a lot more evidence than “AI says”. Some days I feel like we are speed running to Minority Report, Gattica or both. Probably just a company plugging its product. Hopefully. Marketing BS is the simplest case.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 23h
Yeah. That last part.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 23h
You just don’t understand merit, bro. 😂
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Right. Sub-Scaramucci time frame.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
How many Scaramuccis are we talking? 3?
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I give her.. 3 Scaramuccis.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
His goal all along.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I think Trump rebranded that as Super Merit(c)
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
So… their actual jobs instead of being a bunch of “how high, Sir?!” toadies?
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hahaha! Who?! Never heard of her. 😂
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“Nearly”. So nearly courageous. 🙄
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you MAGA “meritocracy”. 😂🤡
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Nah. That’s what they call Eric.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
“Stalin’s brutal purge and public hangings are creating a parenting challenge” AP (probably)
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
These toolbags talk a big game. Let them face the trauma of pulling the trigger. They are cowards. Soft, weak, cowards.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
These tools are all horrid humans.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wow. What a goon. Very entertaining.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Trump doesn’t even realize how weak this makes him look outside of his MAGA bubble people.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Big Four Seasons Total Landscaping energy.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Real Four Seasons Total Landscaping energy.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Team Cholesterol
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Uncanny. 😂
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Same happened to me with pickled eggs. More protein.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It’s “cheerful place” with no sad sacks like Bluesky! 😂
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
LA
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Some times I start to, then I just mute the thread or block. Can’t get that time back.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Make Sam Darnold again.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Traitors. All for cheap diesel.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wankpanzer is my favorite insult for them.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He knows that shit’s going to be named back day one, right?
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
lol. Effective immediately, Krispy Kreme will deliver fresh donuts each morning to my house for free. DO NOT FAIL ME! Thank you for your attention to this matter. LP
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He’s surrounded by people eager to feed his delusions for their own ends.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Has any bookstore employee ever not recognized you and said, “Hey, what are you doing?” 😂
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Trump is a delible stain.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The US needs a new President as soon as possible.
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Lee Ping @crankebastard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
😂 Valley of the Dulls
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