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Jim Craner

@craner.bsky.social
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Library technologist and raconteur from the Midwest. (He/him)

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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
He looks so calm and peaceful, but this is him on strike! Refusing to get back in the car until we play more frisbee. I can't cross a picket line so he usually gets his way.
Yellow Labrador retriever sitting peacefully in a grassy meadow
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Kids in the hall ass looking president
Scott Thompson
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
He will grab a frisbee upside down full of snow, shake it a little bit 'til some snow hits his face, then freak out and start shaking it violently, which causes all of the snow to dump directly into his face, then go absolutely nuts. I think that I could watch him do it over and over for days.
Yellow Labrador retriever clutching a frisbee in his jaws, the frisbee is upside down and has snow in it like a dish of snow
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Beautiful yellow Labrador retriever with a mournful look on his goofy face
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Antifascist for life.
Group selfie picture of a man between two women who are dressed as Handmaids from Handmaid's Tale show
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Scene from it's always Sunny in Philadelphia Wade boggs episode where Dennis asked the flight attendant how many beers he can order at once and she replies that nobody has ever asked that before
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
protestors holding banner reading "Respect my trans homies or i'm gonna identify as a fucking problem"
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
"Conservative activist," huh?
Conservative: I have been censored for my conservative views

Me: Holy shit! You were censored for wanting lower taxes?

Con: LOL no...no not those views

Me: So....deregulation?

Con: Haha no not those views either

Me: Which views, exactly?

Con: Oh, you know the ones
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Would you tie it to the retirement age and/or life expectancy, like what if the weird life extension guy figures it out or the Star Trek stuff happens and people start living to 150?
Really old McCoy on TNG
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
picture of "Stan's Food Restaurant"
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
No cheating, post the latest pic of your pet(s) This is perfect timing because I took this beautiful shot of this beautiful dummy just last night to send to my ma
Goofy yellow Labrador retriever facing the camera with a big goofy smile and a frisbee between his paws
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
Not MY J. Geils!
Hayes MacArthur who plays J Geils, detective, on Angie Tribeca
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 24/06/2025
Look at that little furry fella and those EARS
Little rabbit chilling on the grass, not a baby bunny but not a full size rabbit.
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
He's still trying to make "fetch" happen.
Yellow Labrador retriever sits patiently with a Fetch stick in front of him.
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Fucking gross.
screenshot of google maps showing the label "Gulf of America"
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
it's a total party house.
Tim Robinson sitting on the Odie chair in the I Think You Should Leave episode about Garfield House.
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Willie snoutcam
Pic of a yellow Labrador retriever, viewed in closeup of his face, snout first
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Bob Belcher facepalm
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Look at the face on this hairy handsome happy ding-dong. Just a big gorgeous lovable dum-dum with a 60% obedience rate AT BEST.
Yellow Labrador retriever, tongue hanging out, very handsome fella, standing on wooden deck.
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
This tree had all of its leaves turn brown and dry but not fall off? Looked super weird!
A tree with dry brown leaves that are still attached.
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Yellow Labrador retriever lying down in grass
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Happy yellow Labrador retriever
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Just six deer chilling in the Arby's parking lot by my house.
Deer in grassy field by parking lot
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Just look at this ding-dong.
Happy yellow Labrador retriever
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
Dog with frisbee in his mouth
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 24/11/2023
Bold eye contact.
Pic of a deer standing in the woods.
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 18/11/2023
Ears like wings.
Yellow lab running with a frisbee in his mouth, his ears are flapping in the wind
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 16/11/2023
Box with sticker reading "FRAGILE HANDLE WITH CARE"
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Double triscuit implies at least Triscuit Rows and possibly even entire Triscuit Pages. Mondelez, call me.
Two triscuits stuck together on one edge like the factory didn't cut them apart.
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 18/10/2023
Look at this biiiiig yawn
Dog yawning with protruding tongue
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
RIP Twila. I always knew she was a cool lady but I just learned about this last night at her wake. (58 years to the day after winning the tractor pull!)
Black and white photo of woman holding trophy standing in front of a tractor. Caption reads "August 6, 1965, First Women's Tractor Pull at Logan County Fair; Won First Place"
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 05/08/2023
Trying to make "uncle jokes" a thing like "dad jokes"
Text message from me to my sister: "Whew we got a wet DOG here. Call him Taylor cuz he's gonna shake it off. Ask TWEEN NIECE what she thinks of that joke."

My sister's reply: she didn't appreciate that joke.
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
I would trade 10 ancient Greek bullshit shipwrecks for a single Astrosnik
Astrosnik
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Had to leave Willie with friends for 5 days and I miss that hairy goofball so much... Expect So Many Reunion pix
Beautiful yellow lab sitting in grassy field
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Look at this beautiful son of a biscuit: WILLIE
Willie is a handsome yellow lab dog standing in a blurry garden
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
Me outside my comfort zone
Control knob labeled: OFF, COMFORT ZONE, and HI
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
"RRRRUUUHH!"* *super basic bark but VERY VERY LOUDLY
The handsomest yellow lab in the world
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
Living a life where getting a double triscuit becomes a memorable notable marker in time.
Two Triscuit crackers that weren't cut at the factory, stuck together.
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Jim Craner @craner.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
Simply LOVE the pic they chose for this headline.
Headline: 'Bluey' halts production after 154 episodes, future uncertain.
Pic is Bluey looking terrified.
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