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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

And they’ll grow tired of him 2-3 episodes of Raw after they get him. 🤼

Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

He’s tried to, but it seems like every time he does something crazy like Darby or Jack he ends up worse for the wear. Personally I feel like the attempt to make him a face screwed him. If he’d have had the chance to really lean into the heel roll I think he’d have connected better. 🤼

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Bill Agans @billdo83.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The funny thing is, WWE STILL has rampant DQs & fuckass finishes on every show. I can’t recall a single match that didn’t have a fuckass finish of some sort.

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

From what I saw he acknowledged it while also making it about him. Saying Andy was a great guy and he was happy to bring him in to #AEW. I know people love the guy but I’ve never liked his self serving, all about him attitude. 🤼

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If I remember right she was much improved in-ring in NXT but I still don’t believe she’d hold a candle to the #AEW woman today.

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I think you messed up this headline. Pretty sure it should read “Triple H used AI to write story for Amazing Spider-Man #1000. 🤼

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

They exist as a newly anointed news network. They’ve unwillingly been graduated out of a parody and into the mainstream.

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Good with all except Gacy and Kai. Adding this many will likely move talent to ROH or off tv to more independents but I think it will improve the overall show, especially Kaiti and Ilja. 🤼

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Pretty sure this is what nightmares are made of. Assuming they don’t have anyone from outside of the orange vortex because they’re avoiding it like the plague?

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I’m guessing Matt has a degree of backstage/producer responsibility in addition to being a talent. But yes, most likely he only said something because of a cut in his tv time. 🤼

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I cannot figure out why people are still shocked by this. They’ve always only featured 10-12 wrestlers at a time w/ everyone else being expendable. They’re also owned by a huge corporate entity, and this is what huge corporate entities do. 🤼

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

She knows. She’s not going to say anything until after next year’s post Wrestlemania roster cuts, but she knows.

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Candice is the one that I think would really hit. I don’t follow WWE but all I ever see of clips of her is with the prone Gargano, so I’m guessing she’s not doing much. She used to be an inter gender legend on the indies. Assuming she can still go she’d thrive in AEW. 🤼

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I’m going to say Buddy Ilja Windsor & Hater Takeshita Speedball I’d LOVE to see Oku in place of either Takeshita or Speedball or just in addition to this group but I think if that was going to happen it would have happened already. 🤼

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Damn, that’s a great idea!! Tony, are you paying attention!? 🤼

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I think as long as you don’t say “Oh my!” after it you’re good.

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

At what point does E see them having this much fun and be like, nah, I’m out. I gotta join in with that! 🤼

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Then Creed v Josh Woods? Just purge all those demons! #AEWDynamite 🤼

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

OK, we need a Creed v. Xavier match, right? Just for the irony? #AEWDynamite

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I haven’t seen Kofi & Creed in a while - are they pulling off new shit tonight? I can’t imagine they were allowed to do this in WWE. Can anyone tell me if this is new or not? #AEWDynamite 🤼

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Sounds like today’s installment of “Our Child Brain President” was one for the record books. Again. Dude has the mental capacity and reasoning skills of an 8 year old child. How this country put him in the presidency a second time I will never understand nor will I ever forgive.

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

If a tree falls in a forest and there’s no one there to hear it, does it make a sound? Also, if WWE retires the Speed titles but nobody remembered they existed, does anyone notice? 🤼

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The fully un-redacted Epstein files

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Sean @stholeary.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Kofi & Creed turning down a paycut only means there are people in the WWE locker room who did sign up for 50% less pay. That's the scary part. Blake Monroe isnt the only one working for way below their market value.

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Honestly, although it’s gross, it doesn’t surprise me in the least. This is what large corporations do. Their only moral obligation is to their stockholders, nothing else. 🤼

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Agreed, the merch sales for Penta has to be the only reason he’d feel good. But if these guys are all artists as they say they are then seeing others make better art and get more appreciation for it has to sting pretty bad. 🤼

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I keep going back to things what they chose for some reason. I have to think that them seeing their past co-workers on Sunday and more especially seeing the All-World Tag Team Conference there has to be a small part of them that is feeling a bit of regret. 🤼

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I can understand that! All good! If he was any good at what he was doing he’d be employed be a company instead of peddling mortgages. 🤼

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Dude’s a troll. He’s saying whatever insane shit he has to in order to get people to pay attention to him. Disregard him, take away his oxygen, and he’ll fade away.

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I’m just surprised he doesn’t try to run for another term like his orange mentor.

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I was a little surprised but after I thought about it no need to take the spotlight away from DMD and The New Level. 🤼

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I am so good with this. He’s a MUCH better heel than a face. 🤼

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

So, sickos, what are the odds Ilja makes his debut at All In? I would assume during the Casino Guantlet? Maybe as a challenger to Mox after he retains the Connie? I’m going 60/40 he appears but what does everyone else think? 🤼

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

The truth of the matter is they don’t know what to do with her. They can’t do the VKM pervy thirst trap anymore, ie Kelly Kelly, because The Libs. So they’re throwing shit against the wall to see what sticks. The bad part is that it seems that she’s cool with it, which is both sad & upsetting. 🤼

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Well, guess I took the L on that prediction! #AEWDynamite

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

If what I think will happen happens the roof is going to explode on Arena Mexico. #AEWDynamite

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 06/05/2026

I do remember that. It seems like something like that wouldn’t hold up in court though if someone ever challenged it.

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 05/05/2026

So, honest question. Does anyone know what the penalty is if a wrestler violates the WWE 90 day non-compete? I’m assuming it’s a financial penalty, but if that’s the case why is it such a sacrilegious thing for it to be violated? If it’s only $ then break it and pay the fine!

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Um, I’m thinking first name starts with a “CM” and the last name with a “Punk”? After floating that stuff through Ibou over the weekend and knowing he can’t go back to AEW, what other option would he have but to take the pay cut? 🤼

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

1) Keep - Why not!? 2) Keep - Only because it would piss the fedheads right off. 3) Keep - If they can have some good feuds along the way 4) Kick - Although he is top 10, just not top 5.

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

This didn’t shock more nor will I be shocked if in 5 years when Endeavor decides to spin off WWE if Tony is the one that ultimately ends up with the company. 🤼

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Denny Crane @cranepooleschmidt.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

I hadn’t thought of it this way but it makes perfect sense.

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Rosegarden54🦋💙🦋 @rosegarden54.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

L. Louise Lucas is a bad ass Democrat. Turd Cruz popped off and L. Louise Lucas finished him. Then his little twat buddy McGuire tried to rush in and save him and L. Louise Lucas drug him like it was the finishing move in a WWE match. - Texas Paul Schroder

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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 01/02/2026

That was a PPV match. Ciampa and Briscoe killed that shit #AEWCollision

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