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ELIAS˖ (hiatus)

@cranbeeerry.bsky.social
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i may be a baker but /please/ donʼt joke about my buns… itʼs not funny. itʼs only funny when /i/ do it, mʼkay? [ 21+ ]

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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
hrrm… i sure donʼt mind. for now. ( grinning in return. )
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
( he steals a cookie. might as well. he made ʼem. nyom, nyom, nyom… ) whaʼs that mean? ʼcause i do nothinʼ but bake, so, like…
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
mm. do you deserve it? didnʼt think youʼd want ta keep me around for round two. ( head tilting, eyebrow raised. eyeing proton curiously. )
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
dunnooo. you tell me. ( definitely was. but now elias is too busy feeling flustered, considering one hand is covering half of his face. ) ʼm sure youʼd /love/ that, wouldnʼt ya?
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NAKAHTO! (hiatus) @hisuianheat.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
[ #ptrp × #seductivesunday ]
old art of my oc nakahto… laying down on the grass without a top on because he canʼt be bothered. opening one eye just to give you a look because “why are ya starinʼ?„
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
itʼs okay, i believe ya. but yer still not hidinʼ shit. yer totally into whatever heʼs up ta and itʼs funny as hell.
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
letʼs pretend iʼm not stupid.
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
…
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
oh! oh.
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
bro is into bondage.
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
you ainʼt hiding shit.
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
the hell does that mean? genuine question.
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
do tell me about it. i like how elaborate you guys talk about your work. ( and that little bit of pride on his disposition is adorable, too. so like. win–win! elias thinks to himself, mostly. anyway. the dachsbun barks again, then paws at the display. ) oh, yeah. thatʼs roo. sheʼs my princess.
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
hellooo. ooh— ( eureka. ) —arenʼt ya some sort of pokémon researcher? ( totally off topic. elias is quick to nod in response and point a hand towards the display of baked goods… and his dachsbun is happily making itself known, too. as per usual. ) of course! sorry. i think way too hard.
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
probably. i see so many faces on the daily… but i feel like someoneʼs spoken about you to me, or something… ( thinking long and hard. arms folded. hand on his chin. ) whatever. hey.
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
now hawld awn… i remember that face.
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
huh. hmm. humm… okay. iʼll dress nice.
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
wow. for real? is it fancy? i can dress fancy.
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
wow. no wonder i like you. fuckinʼ… uh… free? today? i guess? it is sunday… the bakery hours are kinda hard to work around…
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
i donʼt know. donʼt expect anything from men these days if not one night stands. OKAY! uh. date! when? where? wh—
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
uh–huh… i can be in charge, iʼll have ya know. ( heʼs smiling all stupid. eyes narrowed as he holds out the bag of cookies for proton again– /after/ having taken the kiss so very gracefully. ) youʼre just flattering me, now.
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
// i lovr them sm
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
// my dumbass sons
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
yer beinʼ SERIOUS??
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
( you know what, proton with that smile is strangely charming. ) fiiine. ( elias gives in. partially. ) one more compliment and iʼll let ya have ʼem.
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
what can i say? i like pushinʼ it. ( a shrug. but he remains in place regardless. ) if ya whisper the teeniest tiniest thank you, iʼll let ya in on the cookies.
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
i know. gonna stomp some manners in ya. ( elias is grinning. the type of grin that could get on your nerves. holding up that same bag of cookies, still dangling it like proton needs to do a /whole lot more/ than that. ) ʼpreciate the kind words, handsome. but how about a thank you, hm?
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
( he pulls it away, eyebrow raised once more. ) uhuh. got anythinʼ nice to tell me fer it, or what?
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
/trust/ me. i /always/ got somethinʼ. ( he means it. heʼs literally pulling out a little bag of cookies from thin air [his shoulder bag, realistically speaking!] and dangling it in front of proton. ) triple? ya feelinʼ generous or what?
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
ya know a whole baker ʼn ya donʼt want a baked good? ( disappointed frown. pouting. ) iʼm making you pay double next time.
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
i believe ya. maybe start kickinʼ trashcans. ( mostly a tease. but definitely eyeing the cup of coffee getting downed. ) didnʼt you at least want a sweet treat with that? boring.
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
and ya canʼt throw a temper tantrum at ʼem? ( sincere question. look at that eyebrow raise. )
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
// that's so peak omg
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
does yer coffee need sugar or somethinʼ??
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
uuagh… vasile… go on a date with me already…
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
suddenly i feel ten times hotter.
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
h– hello!?? i love talkinʼ about myself pawsitively, but you donʼt gotta pretend yer not cute all the same! let me compliment ya, vasile!
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
wooow. me? the cutie? youʼre not wrong. anyway, you look /extra/ cute today.
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
ouh. hiii, cutie. 💞
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
hiiiii. iʼm back. who want me.
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
not much to tell ya considerinʼ iʼm far from home. but iʼll happily tell ya what my pokémon did to spend the holiday with me! …and my brother, i guess. he visited too, or whatever. anyway, want a beer or what?
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
depends. you staying?
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
donʼt tell me the cowboy wants beer too.
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ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ W̲EATH̲ER. @lotustidings.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀  ⠀⠀i've felt better, lost to thisᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ weather.                 ⠀⠀in 𝘩𝔢𝔯 princely⠀ ݁ 𓆉⠀݁.⠀ 𝓒. 𝒂𝒓𝒆ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
beer 👍
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
only reason my bakery is closed
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
i celebrated kingsday too hard
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... ⠀𝓛𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐋𝐈𝐃𝐄. @hisuiptures.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
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ELIAS˖ (hiatus) @cranbeeerry.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
i woke up way too early. killing someone. who wants to get exploded.
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