Calvin @crams2.bsky.social · 23/05/2026Hate to say that these things slap despite being structurally dubious and if you want even more of a mess and a higher likelihood of congestive heart failure, you can get it with a grilled cheese bun 000
Calvin @crams2.bsky.social · 17/02/2026This reminds me of the story of Daymond Green ruining all the Warriors' stationary bikes because he thought dehydrating himself in the sauna would help him lose weight. 060
Calvin @crams2.bsky.social · 08/07/2025I don't think it's a specific forum, there's still a bunch of anime Nazis on Twitter that it's admitted to seeking out 030
Calvin @crams2.bsky.social · 05/07/2025Yes social media is making me more upset overall but how else am I gonna start my day with a video of a stumpy-tailed heeler who wiggles her butt every time she gets excited 000
Calvin @crams2.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Me: tanking is actually not a serious problem in the NBA The NBA: 000
Calvin @crams2.bsky.social · 05/01/2025You ever feel bad for what you're about to do to your opponent? 000
Calvin @crams2.bsky.social · 13/04/2024No matter how much I keep hitting "I don't want to see Threads," I still see stupid shit like this whenever I want to look at my friends' pets. 000
Calvin @crams2.bsky.social · 19/10/2023It would be so funny if NBA teams used this to avoid the new resting rules. "Kawhi Leonard (giving his pals some minutes) has been ruled out of tonight's game" 000
Calvin @crams2.bsky.social · 13/10/2023Really great time for the other app to break the space-time continuum 010
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Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:skdxx5ghx5gwbqmfl4fgsnce/bafkreihdcicvvljtig3fjzrnd3xgjrjjj5be4r6bv6xejg6vqgcm34qmxq)
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