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@craigers.bsky.social
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George Soros is paying me to post this stuff. catposter || vegan || amatuer indian cook || pour over coffee in the morning, heavily peated scotch in the evening || original MST3K info club member || working remotely || dairy is cruelty || 🖖🏼

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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Me at every concert I've been to: Seems like this is a special show, won't be surprised if they do an extra encore
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
My cat Aunt Bea has been gone for two years but a lot of things still remind me of her
A painting of cougar with paw curled under its jawMy cat Aunt Bea with her paw curled under her chinThe Thinker statue
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I bet the person who came up with air hockey was high
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Thanks, Doordash. It doesn't sound like much but it probably adds up
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
This squirrel on our fence is the most relaxed squirrel I've ever seen
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Our security camera system keeps identifying Paco as a person instead of a pet and that seems right
Cell phone notification from our outdoor catio camera that a person has been spotted, with it showing the face of our orange tabby, Paco
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
What if Mitch McConnell donated his body to science and they're hiding it somewhere in plain sight
A turtle skeleton in a display case
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
We're most of the way through season 2 and Paco and Larry have started associating the star trek end credits with dinner time. When the outro music starts they both jump up and start meowing and running around
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
My car must think I'm pretty cool but I haven't had a dealer in years
Warning on dashboard screen: Maintenance Required. Visit your dealer
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I just watched in reverse the video from when they put Trump's name up, so I already have an idea of what it will look like. It's nice
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Good news. Prices on single cask independent bottles of Laphroaig are suddenly cheaper than official bottlings, and you can get them cask strength with none of the e150 coloring This 13yo from Old Particular is Laphroaig style smokey, smooth, and surprisingly sweet with flavors of vanilla and anise
A glencairn glass pour of light pale honey colored scotch
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Jean Luc? Should have named him Worf
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
When you watch Looney Tunes as an adult you get some of the jokes that you didn't as a kid
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Everything Les Claypool plays sounds to me like an extra fast version of Super Mario Bros level 1-2 music
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Larry sucks on his tail sometimes and shapes it into a spike at the end because he's punk as fuck
Our tabby, Larry, looking up shyly into the camera with his wet spiked tail
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I know that's what it's for, but everytime I wash and disinfect the cat fountain and then somebody instantly comes and sticks their nose and paws in the water afterwards I feel like they should have waited a bit
Our tabby, Larry, sticks his paw in the sink like cat water fountainPaco, our orange tabby cat, shakes his paw after sticking it in fountain while Larry watches
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Larry doing his Nicholson
Our tabby cat, LarryJack Nicholson in The Shining
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
It's hard to imagine a better cat than Paco. He's really sweet, really social, and always cute.
Our orange tabby, Paco, laying on a heating pad
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
My new phone got its first software update today. They grow up so fast
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Paco doing the face I make after I said something I shouldn't have
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I celebrated a personal win by getting a cask strength Laphroaig from a heavy toast virgin french oak cask. Very good... lots of coffee flavor, and even more smoke than unusual. I'm trying not to drink it too fast Should be fun to try along with this june's Laphroaig french oak cairdeas release
A box of single cask Laphroaig whisky signed by Barry MacAffer behind a glencairn glass with a dark brown pour of it
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
It's pretty out there right now
The sun is already set, so the sunset is seen up reflecting back down from thick purple clouds
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
There should be a tea shop called Mister Tea. It could be next to a gas station called I Pity The Fuel
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Got a bottle of Laphroaig CS batch 7 and have been trying it side by side with other batches. I've been wanting to taste this one based on the reviews It's very good! For me it's not quite up there with my two favorite batches, 11 and 12, but is probably on my next tier down like the 16 and 17
A glenairn with a pour of Laphroaig 10 cask strength batch 007 whisky in front of a window with snow in the yard
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Paco and Larry seemed annoyed that I had Trump's press conference on earlier so I turned it off out of respect for them. They have good taste and hate the sound of his voice
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Since the tariffs were paid by the American people so that billionaires could have their taxes cut again, the correct way to fix this is to redistribute the wealth of the billionaires to the rest of the country
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I've been thinking this for awhile. I love my fellow lefties but there are some real reactionary attitudes towards AI and also crypto Just because a lot of AI hype and implementation is BS and a lot of crypto scams are BS.... It's not all BS. There are effective uses for these things so look out
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I once had a job dealing with court documents. Many times I saw cops sound totally full of crap saying what they did was "based on my training and experience." Seeing that common cop legal BS language here on an attempt to steal elections is even more annoying and insulting
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
One of the things about the epstein emails that I dont understand is that our government bothered to print and then turn around and scan to pdf all of these. There's a quicker way to save documents actually
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I can't believe how much I love this guy. Seems like the coolest cat I've ever known
Paco, the orange tabby. His name refers to an orangish reddish color in as Spanish, and also is a nod to our Mexican family members
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
This is my favorite encapsulation of all of it
J.D. Vance tweeting on September 4th 2021:

Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sex trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail?

And now we just don't talk about it.
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Just got an email from the lady who ran an Indian food delivery service in my town during the covid lockdown. She is starting up again! This is the best news I've had in awhile It's probably good that she only operates for a couple meals per week so I don't overdo it
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
If a fair amount of tickets do somehow sell, I'd like to see reporting done from people going to theaters to confirm whether anyone actually attended
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Bruce Springsteen with a song today, Neil Young with one recently.... Your move Bob Dylan
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
I've never told anyone this before but I trust you guys. I once watched two worms have sex
Two worms apparently having sex, connected and overlapping on one end, with their other ends going down holes just off camera. They were surprisingly stretched out, except where their bodies connect
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Deletion of these databases should be another non-negotiable before any funding vote, @cantwell.senate.gov and @murray.senate.gov
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Grassley doing a rural senatorial version of SNL's caveman lawyer
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Praying for Mike Tyson to come out of retirement tonight
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Bottles of wine should be a full liter instead of 750ml
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
My two Washington state senators statements. Patty Murray called it the execution it was, but wtf Maria Cantwell that's pretty bland language I contacted them both to say they have to vote against funding DHS
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
My mom is sending me things I wrote about 45 years ago
A handwritten note with misspellings from me from about 45 years ago:

Dear mom  I left
because you are mean 
signed Craig
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I love public broadcasting but recently ended my monthly donation to my local NPR carrying station. I switched to a more amateur public station without NPR I thought NPR was sounding too right-wing lately to try to keep CPB grant funding, but when congress ended it they didn't stop, so I stopped.
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Minneapolis Star Tribune has been doing a phenomenal job during all of this. Definitely an account to follow
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
He's airborne again, kind of like a virus. I guess I'll go to bed
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
A rare double-tongue pic from Paco and Larry
Our twin tabbies, paco and Larry, wrestling and licking their noses when the pic was taken
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Paco helped me put clean sheets on the bed tonight and got pretty into it
Paco, our orange tabby cat, pokes his head out from the pile of bedsheets
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
In 1995 I was working in a restaurant when a cop who had harassed and assaulted me came in. I cooked his meal and brought it to him personally and then watched happily as he ate every bite I smile thinking about what disgusting things Minneapolis restaurant employees are feeding these Nazis
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Got some quats at the co-op. The big yellow lime-quat on the left was something I never tried before. Good but very tart. My favorite is the meiwa kumquat on the right, but the nagami in the middle is good too just not as sweet
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Unless gumbo comes up in the encore, I got 4/5 in tonight's Phish MSG NYE. The NYE gag was fun again this year even if I'm not into dairy I guess
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Craig @craigers.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Okay, Phish is playing stash now... Maybe it'll turn out that I called these in order, but I kind of wish I picked Santos instead of my friend my friend
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