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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan

@craftylefty2126.bsky.social
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The secret's in the dirt, brother. Contributor - @regulargolfclub.bsky.social. Recovering sportswriter and mediocre wordsmith. Union man. Cubs/Bulls/Blackhawks/49ers/Mizzou/Sky/golf/wrasslin’. Gonna be a brand-name day once the rain is finished. He/him.

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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
As a peace offering, socials did have a nice photo of a couple of Wake Forest boys I thought you’d appreciate
Justin Strnad and Malik Mustapha
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The fit, it fit.
Me in a T-shirt that says DRINK BEER AND WATCH FOOTBALL
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thanks, @chasedaniel.bsky.social
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, is this good? Did we break it?
Mizzou dominating statistically over Florida, including a 325 yardage advantage
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Shocked Xander Schauffele
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nearly time for Chicago Cubs playoff baseball!!!!
Old guy in a tweed jacket and cubs hat looking pissed off
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you, Mike Tirico
Missouri mentioned anime girl meme
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The company was great, and I made as many clutch putts as any other American on course, so…
Me and my wife in front of a statue of the Presidents Cup
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Chicago Handshake for the Cubs and a Sox making the playoffs for the missus and I. Happy PCup weekend, yall.
Old Style and Malort on a bar.
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Early shopping. She’s a beaut. See ya Friday, Medinah.
Presidents Cup Chicago Style tan shirt with a cartoon golfing slice of deep dish in the middle
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Longest yeah boy ever
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Xander Schauffele holding up a high noon and smiling as if to salute someone
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The finale of this series arrives today. My body is ready.
Dead Beat by Leigh Bardugo
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
User RobertONeill31 collage: WHY WHAT HAPPENED
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Metroid image of the protagonist crushing an enemy's head with the power of whatever his pink arm contains, with the words WE CALL HIM MATT SHIT in white and pink where the name of the game would normally go
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dre Greenlaw celebrating
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
IT'S A GREAT DAY TO HATE THE SUNFLOWER STATE
The Mizzou hoops student section, with a fan in the middle holding a sign reading BREATHE IF YOU HATE KANSAS.
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
49ERS FOOTBALL IS BACK, BABY
Sourdough Sam photoshopped over a photo of the Golden Gate Bridge and a rainbow with a comic sans caption that reads "i wanna die."
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Feel the hype!
Top Hyped Videos on YouTube: My life sucks and I don’t want to do it anymore by HIM6KARDASHIAN
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Charlie Daniels in a beard, cowboy hat and purple shirt, plays a fiddle and sings
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
God’s country, things of that nature
Late sunset over the top of a football stadium
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
FOLKS
Sheryl Crow on the video board with lyrics to her song “If It Makes You Happy” underneath
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Folks
Sheryl Crow
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We are so fucking back, baby
Me in Mizzou gear and sunglassesA football field with Mizzou in gold diamonds in each black end zone
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Get the Ghazi Wings $4/20 deal and check the air pressure on the Dyson Airblade at Gay Hooters, then maybe commit some light vehicular manslaughter and pop a few bottles with ya boy.
Tony Stewart spraying champagne, probably in celebration of running over Kevin Ward, Jr.
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Draft 1/2. Don't hate it.
Stafford
Bijan
KW III
AJ Brown
Zay Flowers
McLaurin
Kittle
Harrison Jr.
Steelers D/ST
Jake Bates

Bench:
Jaylen Warren
Alex Pierce
Brock Purdy
Goedert
Deebo
Kamara
Ravens D/ST
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Attn.: @accounthaver1.bsky.social
Avengers: Doomsday ad reading "We call him Matt Shit"
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
My god, thats Hall of Famer Pat Hughes and former Cub and All-Star Ron Coomer.
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The real highlight
Me in a black hat and shirt and sunglasses to the left of my wife, in a white bucket hat, yellow dress and glasses. There are trees and other extremely white people in polo shirts behind us.
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Hello, friends
First tee at BMW Championship. Trophy at right.
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
It *is* nearly Walker Cup season.
Screenshot showing I was followed by "Hot Amateurs"
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Rivers Cuomo in a gold suit and top hat, his face also painted gold
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Meanwhile, over on Golf Channel
A real ad screenshot for boner pills. A white hand holds a phone showing the website with overlay text reading, “Text: HORSE to: 069069”
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Liz cooking like that is hazardous to public health
Ronald McDonald with text reading “are you out your mcfucking mind?”
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
The man has come back around
Scottie Scheffler’s face on Thanos body
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I choose to believe Scheffler's heater this week is attributable to Ted Scott's incredible new duster.
Ted Scott, in a blue and white striped shirt and a white Nike bucket hat, stands mustachioed in the background while looking at a blurry Scottie Scheffler, dressed in all white, in the foreground.
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My $225 or so gets me here every year. Like $35 a game.
A view of a football field with a band on it from the upper deck. Mizzou's field adorned in black and gold.
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
[Dentist waiting room]

Me (chanting): teeth, teeth-

Other patients: teeth, TEETH

Secretary (pounding her clipboard): TEETH, TEETH, TEETH!
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The vibes for the season opener? Immaculate.
Graphic announcing Sheryl Crow singing the national anthem at Mizzou's football game on Sept. 3 vs. Arkansas-Pine Bluff.
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Absolute heat from the jump:
Who could have imagined that a press briefing by a woefully overmatched executive at a golf club in Bedminster, New  Jersey, would prove light on facts, vague on numbers, lacking in transparency, destitute on vision and abundant on bluster, yet still be spun positively by a corps of credulous gombeens?
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
49. I think I got them all without any FCS additions.
Mizzou, Notre Dame, Illinois, Iowa, Northwestern, Oklahoma, Baylor, Nebraska, Iowa State, Texas, Troy, New Mexico, Ole Miss, Ohio, Colorado, KState, kansas, Western Michigan, Texas Tech, A&M, Nevada, Buffalo, OK State, UCF, Indiana, Georgia, Vandy, Kentucky, Arkansas, UConn, South Carolina, Florida, MS State, Tennessee, Eastern Michigan, Middle Tennessee, Purdue, Auburn, Wyoming, Memphis, Central Michigan, Boston College, North Texas, LA Tech, NM State, LSU, Louisiana, UMass, Alabama
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Hope the check was worth it, have a lousy night, dipshit
Old blonde white lady from the pro-Amendment 5 ad, with STOP THE WASTE, CUT THE TAXES superimposed over her
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ladies only want one thing, and it's Criminal Minds Jason Alexander
Jason Alexander with long white hair, a mustache and soul patch combo, and glasses.
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Cannot wait to be haunted by the visage of David Smith four times this fall
Getty Images shot of a football ref in front of Florida players in orange helmets and blue jerseys.
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Sourdough Sam in a tinfoil hat standing in front of an electrical substation. I WANNA DIE is written in red atop the photo.
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Day baseball on consecutive days?
LeBron smiling through it all can't believe this is my life meme
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
My body is ready
Photo of the outside of Faurot Field with a digital display advertising Mizzou's season football opener against Arkansas-Pine Bluff on Sept. 3.
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"Hollywood" Ben Hogan @craftylefty2126.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
So tired of this fucking lady. Eat shit. No on 5, Missouri.
Old white lady from an ad trying to convince people that getting rid of the income tax is going to be a benefit rather than a massive sales tax hike on the poor. It says “stop the waste, cut the taxes”
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