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@crabthoughts.bsky.social
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Jesse•BLACK LIVES MATTER•♋•31•he/they 🦀 “If you’re too transphobic to use public bathrooms you deserve to piss yourself.”

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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@verity.bsky.social we have a very happy creachure
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I cannot get over these sick pictures I took last night
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cute couple costume idea
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I'm feeling motivated to do cosplay photography for the first time since COVID. Here's a little experimental edit I did of torihimecosplay on IG at the clair obscur photoshoot/meetup at CCE!
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One more selfie days later for those who come after or something
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Born to play switch in cabana, doomed to watch meet the fockers
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Waiting for sciel to come swimming with me but I saw her go off with lune so I don't think she's coming :(
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This years grindr profile is up
Screenshot of a grinder profile. The profile picture is of me in Verso cosplay. The profile name is "vers-hoe (⬇️)" Screenshot of grindr profile description. It reads "Almost 100 but I don't look a day over 31. Looking to get weird with a Monoco. Tomorrow comes... And so will you."
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Tell me I'm hot
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Sword done!!!!!
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Swords swords swords
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I had some fun in clair obscur photo mode today
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The hobbit was literally a bedtime story tolkien told his son. The reason it was written at all was because his son was so anal about the details whenever tolkien would retell it that he wrote it down to keep it consistent!
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
He's such a baby boy, here's a picture of him eating his toes
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
He really is a creature
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Have you ever seen a cat so dead inside
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
This is Renoir's real problem
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Never forget r money
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Sometimes you have to call someone because you can't properly express your feelings over text. Sometimes those feelings are about the political alignment of resident evil characters.
Discord screenshot

Crabs with human traits: do you think leon is a republican

Axe body spray Gilgamesh: I don't like that question

Crabs with human traits: I was going to go into more detail of my thoughts on it but I thought it was funnier with no explanation
I think he calls himself apolitical but leans conservative

Axe body spray Gilgamesh: No you're right because one of my first thoughts is that this man probably voted for bush

Crabs with human traits:  yeah absolutely
He wouldn't vote trump though, I'm confident in that

Axe body spray Gilgamesh:No but he would have gone hard for mccain

Crabs with human traits: yes trueCrabs with human traits: I think krauser is a libertarian

Axe body spray Gilgamesh:YEAH
10000%
I think Claire was a lib but got leftist

Crabs with human traits: Yeah I think Leon would kind of not really pay attention to politics except the stuff directly related to his work, which honestly is fair because his work is a LOT. But I think by it being military based work it generally skews republican
Yes definitely

Axe body spray gilgamesh: exactly
Like I don't think leon would be against gay marriage
But that man wants the strongest militaryAxe body spray Gilgamesh: are you free, could I call because I'm cutting fabric and I'm bored
I want to talk RE politics but not type

Crabs with human traits: yeah I was literally thinking, do you think Leon would have tried to talk his best friend the president into passing gay marriage laws

Call ended - an hour
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Guy on the carnivore diet subreddit who doesn't realize he is allergic to pineapples
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I had to say goodbye to one of the sweetest cats I've ever cared for yesterday. She was a few months shy of 20 years old and I feel so incredibly lucky that I was able to care for her for the last two years of her life. I only wish we'd had more time together.
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
This is fascinating and not even remotely what I expected. To be honest I think I relate to archer the most, but I'm also the most familiar with him in FGO which is a different animal. I got way too.muchnkireinand I don't like it.
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The MBTA is so broken, my train is on standby. I should have been at work 20 minutes ago.
Facebook messenger chat with my messages only with the following messages
7:20am
Day 2 of the bus I wanted to take not showing up
Oh actually I think it was just 10 minutes late 🙄
7:48am
LMAO the bus driver went past my stop and when I called out for him to pull over he tried to argue with me that I never pressed stop request when it was literally on the screen and saying it out loud and other passengers were backing me up
Dudes 10 minutes late and then can't pay attention to his fucking job
8:01am
Now my train is just sitting at Harvard not moving :)))) I love the mbta
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
This is what they call twink death (1 month post op/pre T -> 10 years post op/~8 years on T)
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
My coworker saw this and said "you made this? Why are you here??" And man I ask myself the same thing every day
Corsage with blue ribbon, a white rose, a white orchid, a white mum, and baby's breathThe same corsage from a different angleA third angle of the corsage
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Today's faves
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Recent work I'm proud of
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Last minute ixi gijinka but I look like sonic with hooves and horns
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Banned for speaking the truth
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
One morning I couldn't figure out why my glasses wouldn't fit on my face and it was because it was this thing
Hand held wooden massager thing
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Happy 20 years of neil banging out the tunes to all who celebrates
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Love curling up next to this thing
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I was Rider today!
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Bonus selfie with @peppermintfeather.bsky.social
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
They call him verso because he's a verse
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The squad is looking sick as hell
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
The queen I saw! Lady red velvet
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Obligatory travel food (actually mostly drink) posting
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Have you ever seen a moisturizer that says it's for moist to wet skin
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
More displaysssss Second one is a bit crowded lol but I have so many goddamn hydrangeas and not many places to put them
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Anyway check out these cute displays input together + a funeral spray I managed to scrounge together with the few flowers we have rn
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Ita bag!!! My first big one. I didn't realize how many keychains I was holding onto. There are probably more somewhere that I tucked away for when I had something to display them all on.
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Let's take gabapentin together
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
No more doom scrolling. Only flower.
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Ok I will at least hand it to them that this was a really good cinematic parallel (this was intentional, right? I'm not just someone who has watched brokeback mountain one too many times?)
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Spotify wrapped btw. If you even care.
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Spotify you DID NOT HAVE TO SAY IT LIKE THAT
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
271 poinsettias later
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Homoerotic toxic masculinity @crabthoughts.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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