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Imitation Crabmeats

@crabmeats.bsky.social
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Writer | Video Editor | Weirdo Can't Get There From Here, out now: a.co/d/grcJvhv

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Imitation Crabmeats @crabmeats.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No, I don't think I will.
A handwritten note reads: Talk to your local "Kiwi Carol" For Info About Kiwis =). Next to the note, inexplicably, is a glass serving bowl holding nothing but a single knife. The implication is unclear.
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Imitation Crabmeats @crabmeats.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
DIVORCE written over a crude cactaur. This is what I do in my free time.
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Imitation Crabmeats @crabmeats.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
A chart for determining your Insufferable Dandy name.  Perhaps you, too, are a Good Sir Montague Bindletoss.
This information has no practical use.
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Imitation Crabmeats @crabmeats.bsky.social · 10/09/2024
Image celebrating the Dreamcast's launch modified with FF8 screenshots, as it came out the same day. This is a very good joke.
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