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Radiant Crab

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Radiant Crab @crab.best · 30/07/2026
la vitamine
Screenshot of a tumblr post by femalepope

My deepest darkest fantasy is that I collapse on the street and I am rushed to the hospital. They perform a bunch of tests and find out I am severely deficient in some kind of vitamin. Then I start taking the vitamin and I become the happiest cleverest person alive because all my problems were caused by this one deficiency
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Radiant Crab @crab.best · 19/07/2026
screenshot of a tumblr post

natalieironside

My boyfriend was showing me his cat and I leaned over to kiss the cat on his soft little baby head and he went "meow" and scrambled away because I'd been wearing my headphones and I accidentally jabbed him with the microphone. 

And I said "Damn, this is exactly like in the Iliad" 

rebels-cairn

#explanation: this references the scene where Hektor the prince of troy goes to his wife after a battle and leans in to kiss his son #(who is still a baby and being held in andromache's arms) #but his son cringes away in fear of his father's battle helmet #it's a gut wrenching scene about how war dehumanizes you and separates you from the people you love #this interpretation implies that being a gamer is analogous
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Radiant Crab @crab.best · 01/11/2025
hey same
Discord screenshot from august 2025

censored name: Damn you have killer hips!!
me: they were tragically wasted on a boy
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Radiant Crab @crab.best · 16/09/2025
That's just Le Guin's The Matter of Seggri
Le Guin creates a society in which she is able to experiment with gender. She does this by making the female births numerically much greater than male births, "resulting in a society in which, as one narrator observes, the men have all the privilege and the women have all the power."[3] In "The Matter of Seggri", Le Guin experiments with assigning specific roles to each gender that challenge the forms of power each gender has and their status in our society. A prominent reversal is the extreme sexualization of men: Le Guin creates "fuckeries" where women can come and pay for sex with a man of their choosing. As has been observed, Le Guin explores the idea of dominance "inquiringly rather than vindictively",[4] giving women power through being the more plentiful sex.
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Radiant Crab @crab.best · 11/08/2025
ok but consider
Desert sorceress from dark souls 2
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Radiant Crab @crab.best · 04/08/2025
this is so good
Factorising the RSA-2048 value with an abacus presents more of a challenge since it contains
616 digits while a common abacus size is 9, 11, or 13 columns (digits) [30]. In fact the size of
a 616-digit abacus is unpleasant to contemplate, so we leave the construction of such a bignum
abacus to the reader, or perhaps an enthusiastic woodworking hobbyist with a YouTube
channel.
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Radiant Crab @crab.best · 16/05/2025
no way this comic is real now
Comic from tumblr user cat09tailsonline

1st panel: a trans girl looks at her laptop and says "uhhhhhhhhh"
2nd panel: her screen shows a job search website. There are no results for the query "silly girl". She says "Oh man... Let's keep it going"
3rd panel: The query "transvestigator" brings up 29 results. In the frame are shown "Special agent - Federal Bureau..." and "Guest Cloaker - ULTAA Beauty". She says "What??"
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Radiant Crab @crab.best · 22/04/2025
Roadburn continues to be an awesome festival. Such a great and varied selection of artists, and such a friendly vibe. Already looking forward to next year's!
Oranssi Pazuzu on stage at RoadburnMessa on stage at RoadburnWitch Club Satan on stage at RoadburnPg.99 on stage at Roadburn
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Radiant Crab @crab.best · 10/04/2025
kind of a look honestly
a photo of eyes with curly lashes, captioned "Imagine if eyelashes looked like pubes"
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Radiant Crab @crab.best · 06/03/2025
me a year before starting HRT
screenshot of a discord message sent in october 2023 in which I say:
it's sweater weather which means people are starting to call me ma'am then apologizing for 30s
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Radiant Crab @crab.best · 23/02/2025
kingdom of giants my beloved, I had so much fun tonight
The band Kingdom of Giants on stage at La Machine du Moulin RougeThe band Kingdom of Giants on stage at La Machine du Moulin Rouge
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Radiant Crab @crab.best · 03/02/2025
Setting funny custom names in CK3 is all fun and games until your funny names are used to dub plagues
Screenshot of the Crusader Kings 3 plague map with an apocalyptic plague named "Tranny Pox" spreading across the land
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Radiant Crab @crab.best · 01/02/2025
We will watch your career with great interest
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Radiant Crab @crab.best · 24/01/2025
femtanyl in paris moshing with dozens of trans women was life affirming
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Radiant Crab @crab.best · 17/12/2024
young jean-luc should have taken the estrogen
Picture of Jean-Luc Mélenchon as a student with long hair, looking rather effeminate
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Radiant Crab @crab.best · 04/12/2024
full chart why not good year for music
2024 AOTY

State Faults - Children Of The Moon
Magdalena Bay - Imaginal Disk
Uboa - Impossible Light
Ayleen Valentine - Little Rainbows After Death
Marika Hackman - Big Sigh

Mannequin Pussy - I Got Heaven
The Fourth Wall - Return Forever
Kelly Moran - Moves in the Field
samlrc - A Lonely Sinner
Knifeplay - Animal Drowning

Oranssi Pazuzu - Muuntautuja
SeeYouSpaceCowboy... - Coup de Grâce
i Häxa - i Häxa
Foxing - Foxing
fallingwithscissors - the death and birth of an angel

Fashion Club - A Love You Cannot Shake
Night Verses - Every Sound Has A Color In The Valley Of Night
twikipedia - for the rest of your life
KOAN Sound - Evocation
Poppy - Negative Spaces

Noa Lee - Airship
Various Artists - I Saw The TV Glow (Original Soundtrack)
Honeyglaze - Real Deal
VIAL - burnout
Palace - Ultrasound
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Radiant Crab @crab.best · 29/11/2024
terrifying
"You know I was trying to enjoy the program. I was sitting on the couch with my son who is an ADOLESCENT waiting to see the musical guest because we like the nice music the show usually books. By the third or fourth 'JUNT' from the guitars my son was in tears. He doesn't line scary things and quite frankly I think the Kimmel show and its staff should make a formal apology."
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Radiant Crab @crab.best · 27/11/2024
Si si ça passe sans problème sur linux
Screenshot of a ProtonDB rating

Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Chaos Theory
Platinum
Runs perfectly out of the box
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Radiant Crab @crab.best · 31/10/2024
happy thursday
assaultmystic
sometimes you see with sudden clarity that you are a transsexual doing drugs in her room alone on a thursday and comprehend the sheer extent to which your parents would be horrified by the course of your life and how funny that is and it does genuinely make it a little easier
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