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Carvey Pumpkinson @cpumpkinson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

We don't kink shame here unless shaming IS your kink, in which case HA HA YOU'RE A WEIRD PERVERT

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Carvey Pumpkinson @cpumpkinson.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

How many wheels do you think a millipede’s wheelchair would have?

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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

The New American Gothic, by Criselda Vasquez

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Carvey Pumpkinson @cpumpkinson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It definitely sounds it, but I can’t find it anywhere. Excellent work on the animation by the way!

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Carvey Pumpkinson @cpumpkinson.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

“Everyone dies in threes” say the folks who forget there are 60 million deaths each year.

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Carvey Pumpkinson @cpumpkinson.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Dedicated to the best teacher I've ever had, Sam Brown. #wkuk

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Carvey Pumpkinson @cpumpkinson.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

How many pages are about Abe Sapien?

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Carvey Pumpkinson @cpumpkinson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Old phrase: Like stealing candy from a baby New phrase: Like stealing copper from an AI data center

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Carvey Pumpkinson @cpumpkinson.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I’d love to fight, and lose, to Marie Kanker.

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Carvey Pumpkinson @cpumpkinson.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

A more humane execution method: Force an inmate to eat Taco Bell to excess and get pegged by a dominatrix.

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Jim Musil Painter @jimmusilpainter.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

My painting DARK STORM

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Carvey Pumpkinson @cpumpkinson.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

RFK Jr. recently had a bout of "explosive diarrhea." It's good to have it going out the normal way instead of all the shit that comes out of his mouth.

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Carvey Pumpkinson @cpumpkinson.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Happy Scare-Your-Dog Day, everybody.

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NickHerf 🍂 Looking for work 🍂 @nicktheherf.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Did a bunch of art for a game submitted to a Very Serious Game Jam hosted by #juniperdev #gamedev #indiedev townfunk.itch.io/gambler-gamb...

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Carvey Pumpkinson @cpumpkinson.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Unfortunately Pride Month is over. Everyone has to go back to being straight now.

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Carvey Pumpkinson @cpumpkinson.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

From now on I'm no longer referring to myself as "autistic" but rather as a "train enthusiast."

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Carvey Pumpkinson @cpumpkinson.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

The opposite of constitution is prostitution.

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Carvey Pumpkinson @cpumpkinson.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I fell for a girl once, probably the dumbest way to get a back injury so I never did it again.

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Carvey Pumpkinson @cpumpkinson.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

What happened, is everything okay?

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🌊🌊TsalagiWarrior🌊🌊 @cherokeewarrior.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

AI is being crammed down our throats because TechBillionaires have invested billions in AI and are scared to death AI will fail and will take them down financially. So boycott everything AI starting with Copilot, ChatGPT, Gemini, Claude, Perplexity, Grok. And block and shut down all data centers.

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Carvey Pumpkinson @cpumpkinson.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

I shall always wait with “bated” breath, HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Carvey Pumpkinson @cpumpkinson.bsky.social · 07/06/2026

I told my psychiatrist I feel like a pair of curtains. He asked if I matched the carpet.

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Carvey Pumpkinson @cpumpkinson.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

My second favorite place next to Eggwhore.

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Carvey Pumpkinson @cpumpkinson.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

FANS OF HAHAS AND HOHOS: I will be on the Whitest Kids U' Know stream on Twitch March 22nd, 4:30pm PST along with my Sam Brown University classmates performing our scripts live. You can watch the stream at www.twitch.tv/officialwkuk and have the life of a laughtime.

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The Whitest Kids U' Know is a comedy troupe. They are hit and miss. Nice guys though.

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Carvey Pumpkinson @cpumpkinson.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

My girlfriend gave me an STD, and now I receive benefits.

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"Daily" Concrete Posts @dasconkkreetbaybee.bsky.social · 17/12/2025

Addendum, but I also wanted to thank contributors @cpumpkinson.bsky.social, 🔞(@thedolfiend) and (@cocoamilo) both on discord. Their art is great and I cannot stress enough how grateful I am to know any of them. Hopefully this upcoming year I can commission more artists.

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Carvey Pumpkinson @cpumpkinson.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

Hey gang, I'm trying to afford printing my new business cards. If you would like to help with this please consider commissioning me from my website at ko-fi.com/cpumpkinson. Thank you!

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Nice Moves MN @nicemoves.org · 28/10/2025

This October, we’re celebrating a Monthly Mover whose work embodies the spirit of the witch !! 🎃💀 @cpumpkinson.bsky.social – aka “Carvey Pumpkinson” – is an illustrator, storyboard artist and voice actor who is skilled at conjuring haunting, moving images that possess a hand-crafted feel.