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Recluse open source programmer. Ⓥ. he/him. github.com/cpu hachyderm.io/@cpu

cpu @cpu.xkeyscore.club · 07/07/2025

Tested on Linux, with curl 8.14.1 and OpenSSL 3.4.1 (latest in nixpkgs) vs rustls-ffi 0.15.0 Full disclosure: bagder's measurements w/ the newer OpenSSL 3.5.1 show an improvement. It"only" performs 54,000 allocations....

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cpu @cpu.xkeyscore.club · 23/06/2025

Harsh but fair

A screenshot of a GitHub warning banner with the text: "Your blame took too long to compute."

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cpu @cpu.xkeyscore.club · 12/06/2025

Someone should tell Spinaltap what happens when you crank it to 11/10 in a memory unsafe language

A screenshot from This is Spinaltap showing a hand adjusting knobs labelled Volume I and Volume II on an amp. Both knobs are labeled 0 through 11, and set to 11.

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cpu @cpu.xkeyscore.club · 12/06/2025

Today I thought I would try the Spotify Linux desktop client instead of the web UI. It's only _slightly_ disconcerting to find after an hour of listening that it's been spewing stack smashing errors 😬

A nix-shell terminal instance showing many instances of the line:

"**** stack smashing detected ***: terminated"

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cpu @cpu.xkeyscore.club · 30/05/2025

Woodfrogs are great. i) they can survive -6°C temps and having 60% of the water in their bodies freeze ii) they have kvlt face paint I rest my case

Close-up view of a woodfrog on a speckled rock. The wood frog is light brown except for its dark face marks.

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cpu @cpu.xkeyscore.club · 26/05/2025

It's been a minute 🫠

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