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Captain Stump 🤖💿

@cptstump.neocities.org
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Vtuber. Robotic leader of the Internauts, a group dedicated to finding good content on the internet! You can find me on Twitch and Youtube! twitch.tv/cpt_stump youtube.com/@cpt_stump

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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 30/09/2026
Vote for Deadman Danny #deadlock
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 29/09/2026
Im sorry but I fuckin love this design so much. Valve cooked again
Deadman Danny. A new character in Deadlock who is a skeleton stuntman
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 28/09/2026
No stream this morning, gonna do my food shopping this morning and Im going to stream Ace Combat 8 at 8pm EST
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 27/09/2026
12pm EST PS2 GAMES. I LOVE THE PS2 AAAAAAAA DO YOU LOVE IT TOO??? THIS IS ME WHEN THE PS2 GAME IS GOOD
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 25/09/2026
THE FART BROTHERS
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 23/09/2026
Errrrrrm mr Zoro Goro is almost at 400 followers you should follow him because hes so stinky and wacky and silly. Thank you
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 18/09/2026
More Wipeout in 20 minutes. Gotta take the goober out
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 14/09/2026
Short stream at 9 est! Finally more Wipeout
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 12/09/2026
Slowly but surely you will become this guy
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 04/09/2026
I know thats right
Dialect map showing I mostly talk like someone from New Jersey
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 29/08/2026
Anyone else wonder what the og xbox goo taste like? That shits gotta be like green apple flavored
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 24/08/2026
Important day
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 24/08/2026
Zomboid time.... again :D twitch.tv/cpt_stump
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 23/08/2026
Shhhh secret Sunday gaming shhhhh twitch.tv/cpt_stump
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 21/08/2026
No stream this morning, slept in, gonna see if instead I can stream tonight
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 20/08/2026
If ya didnt hear during last stream gonna be switchin from Tuesday and Thursday mornings to Monday, Wednesday, and Friday mornings. Which means more streams and less conflicts with work (hopefully) Ill see yall tomorrow
Waffles the corgi gives a devious smile
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 19/08/2026
His greed for belly rubs sickens me. Stream in a lil bit
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 18/08/2026
Stream gonna have to be tomorrow, I was a fool and stayed up too late and now Im way too eepy and I have an eepy puppy right here who wants pets and cuddles
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 10/08/2026
Used to be a time when you saw an ad like this, and you knew real people spent arduos hours crafting it by hand. You knew this and thought "hell yea dude"
An old ad for Vault soda. Features a fisherman with a giant fish over his shoulder cation is "The Alpha Soda"
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 10/08/2026
If they make a Red Stripe 0% alcohol next I am gonna lose it. I will never have been so back before
Alcohol free Asahi super dry
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 09/08/2026
Splish splash Waffles taking a bath
Waffles the corgi post bathtime
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 09/08/2026
Toughest decision of my life tbh
A fake presentation with the titles for "Pokemon Wawa" and "Pokemon Sheetz"
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 06/08/2026
Stream at 9am (1 hour from now) short stream where we'll be playing some Boltgun!!! I hope to see y'all there! Love youuuuuuuyy
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 05/08/2026
Gomenasai Wawa-san @zorogoro.bsky.social
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 31/07/2026
In about an hour (8:30 am EST) lets play some more Dogpile and actually start Boltgun maybe? My chud son says hi
Waffles says good mornin
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 29/07/2026
Either some Dogpile or Boltgun at 8:30 am EST today! Also ITS WAFFLES BIRTHDAY TODAY SAY HAPP BIRFDAY TO THE CREATURE
Waffles but he got his big nose in the camera, what a freak
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 28/07/2026
Stream in 30 minutes. Probably more Cat Mail Co but we may also start Boltgun Ill see yall there!!!
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 28/07/2026
WAWA GOT RID OF THE BUFFALO CHICKEN QUESADILLA?!?!?!?! DO YOU EXPECT @zorogoro.bsky.social TO STARVE???
The quesadilla menu of Wawa. Woefully absent of the buffalo chicken quesadilla
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 27/07/2026
I bet you could do an entire panel on gaming magazine covers and advertisements that seem to barely understand the game theyre based on
Cover of PSM. An unofficial playstation magazine. The cover features James Sunderland from Silent Hill 2 but hes buff as hell and looks way too badass
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 23/07/2026
If you missed the stream, my conclusion on the Steam controller? I love it. I love the functionality of it, and I love how well it integrates with steam input. I was able to setup a gyro flick stick layout immediately and hope to continue practicing with flick stick until I become a menace with it
Steam controller in its packaging
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 23/07/2026
Did you nose? Did you nose Im gonna stream in about an hour (8:30 EST) and play some games on my new Steam controller?? Now you nose!
Waffles the corgi with his big ol nose
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 22/07/2026
He doesnt know about the concept of private equity. He has every right to be that happy
Waffles the corgi being very happy on the ground
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 22/07/2026
Dude lives the most miserable life ever. We are accepting donations for his "belly rub" fund 😢
Waffles the corgi sleeping on Stump's couch showing his belly in a very cute way
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 21/07/2026
Gotta go grab some stuff from the grocery store. Ill be right back and we'll probably play some more cat mail co
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 17/07/2026
Ill be starting the Stump morning show in about 30 minutes!!! See yall there!!
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 16/07/2026
Me when I was at the doctor today. (They said its tendonitis, probably tennis elbow, just gotta take it easy and take some advil and maybe put an ice pack on it every now and then)
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 16/07/2026
Omg THE Kobeepb???
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 15/07/2026
We aint even trying anymore man
Another amazon listing photo. Guy holding a big fish, in one corner are sputnik fishing weights on a white circle background. In the other corner a caption says "It's Nice Choose Fishing Kits!"
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 15/07/2026
This shit is taking me out man. Ah yes just strap a weight right to the fuckin lure specifically designed to flutter in the water, fuck it
A picture from an Amazon listing for pyramid fishing weights. In a photo meant to demonstrate the weights, a fish has been caught with an inline spinner and a pyramid weight has been photoshopped onto the spinner
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 14/07/2026
Stream in 30 minutes. Made myself a pot of tea for today's stream. We are gonna be very cozy with our Cat Mail time
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 14/07/2026
This week's schedule Tuesday: Cat Mail game Thursday: Fishing Pssr aka we play more jank PS1/PS2 fishing games Friday: Tapes???? Hoping to start between 8am to 9am
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 12/07/2026
Me before every stream
A frog smiles while looking into a glittery mirror. Theres a very glittery caption that says "You're a star, baby"
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 11/07/2026
Stream in 30 minutes we playin Cat Mail Co. !!!!! Been on my wishlist for a while!!!
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 10/07/2026
RAAAAAAAH Stream in 30 minutes. We playin Farcry Primal baybeeee See you there Waffles is so hyped
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 08/07/2026
Waffles has something important to tell you all
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 07/07/2026
Been a lil bit. Lets do the morning show in an hour! We probably gonna do more Cast and Chill!
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 06/07/2026
This proves my theory that a hamburger would probably succeed in helping Frankenstein chill tf out
A burger king in Niagara Falls that has a giant Frankenstein holding a Whopper on top of it
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 04/07/2026
I was fishing by a beach last night. Caught no fish but caught multiple free firework shows
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 02/07/2026
Me rn
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Captain Stump 🤖💿 @cptstump.neocities.org · 02/07/2026
Raaaaaaaah its hot af but we got a morning show to stream. Ill see yall at 8/8:30 EST
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