Reposted by Jack AubreyCheryl Rofer @cherylrofer.bsky.social · 9hRT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period. 27858
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I do but I doubt Boston is willing to meet the price, nor would make sense. . That’s a top 2 Defenseman. Price starts at 1st rd pick that is in the top 10, Hagens. 000
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Pasta is providing a buffet for 17000 of his closest friends. 010
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Nelson, Blackmon, Tippet, and Weishuhn were a great unit. 120
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Someone should be punished for that absurdly long name. 001
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I can guarantee that beer lines are NOT being cleaned in any airport. Stick to bottles. 100
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The wold according to Garp, Mosquito Coast, The Jerk. 110
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I had to step outside and scream. Mind you I am in NJ with two Yankee housemates. 110
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Jones looked at 96 down the middle. They needed to do some shots of Bourbon and then grip it and rip it. No more called strike threes! 110
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I walk to work every day. There is one gentleman I pass twice a day is dressed in male Daisey Dukes with a belt, suspenders and shirtless (albeit buffered with a thick coat of body hair). He has re- sealed his driveway 6x in 3 years. 100
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Would that be a first if a suspended game is completed in a second (and neutral) site? Assuming it gets completed in Tampa 130
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I propose we are allowed to share a sausage with Kevin if we then take him on brisk walk. 020
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Anywhere less than five languages is unimaginable. 000
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Then I take my share of the savings, which we can assume is $2 million, I buy a preemptive pardon from Donny Dipshit and go fuck some things up. 000
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I imagine J Edgar Hoover is rolling over in his bear cave hearing this. 000
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 14/09/2026That’ll do, Pigstatic.klipy.comJames Cromwell: That'll Do PigALT: James Cromwell: That'll Do Pig 000
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 13/09/2026How about a double feature for a rainy Sunday ? Two Accairi vs Weegar fights. Both late season bouts, one year apart. IIRC Noel got him with a lefthanded approach. 001
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Let’s help them out for night two: MAGA hat brim forward =pitcher, brim backward =catcher. 010
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Cheesedick Jon Voight and his #2 Kevin Sorbo get one last grasp at fame. Just promise Sorbo gets a grenade up the wazoo at some point and I’ll watch too 000
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You are correct, sir. The bottle stands by you. 0100
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 24/08/2026static.klipy.comOscar The Grouch: I Love TrashALT: Oscar The Grouch: I Love Trash 0430
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Train, attain, and be gone. Catchy if your trolling for dipshits. 000
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 22/08/2026The water is dirtystatic.klipy.comDirty Dancing: Johnny & Baby Dance SceneALT: Dirty Dancing: Johnny & Baby Dance Scene 000
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Correct me if I’m wrong, but Congress could play a more active role in this bullshit as well. 000
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 18/08/2026The nighty- night club to honor his ability to nap on command. 000
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Pats have tuened Colts over 3x in little more than a quarter. 000
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026That man uses the fries from his Happy Meal as an abicus 000
Jack Aubrey @cptjackaubrey.bsky.social · 07/08/2026The first preseason football game just started. The cosmic sports vibes are wobbling on their axis. This one ends 10-7 000
