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Spurs Masochist

@coyshammy.bsky.social
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Extremely fickle Southern California based Tottenham supporter. All about positive vibes but not happy clapping. Have chosen to embrace the pain. COYS! (Also, SF Giants, SJ Sharks, GB Packers, Sacramento Kings and occasional political posts. F.D.T.)

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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 4h
The most expensive bed/mattress money could buy in the hopes I could actually get a good night's sleep.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 10h
I thought he had retired.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 11h
Thank you for this article. I'm curious, is there a way to actually stop the misinformation and bot traffic (imagining we had an administration that was actually interested in stopping it)? How difficult would it be to implement?
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 11h
Maybe they can start flying them directly into the sun?
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 13h
Social media encourages people to be performative. This is par for the modern course.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I like neither of these clubs, but fuck Man City.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I had a bad one last Friday where I had some anxiety I didn't identify until late in the day. I just forgive myself and bear down for the next day.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Hope he scores a billion goals.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
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Flaming Sword Boom
ALT: Flaming Sword Boom
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It did feel that way, didn't it. We can't buy a break, and Coventry had the ball bouncing their way at every turn.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Yes, partly why I was asking. I'm happy for Coventry, but not so much for us.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Is Coventry actually good, or is Newcastle actually this bad?
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Absolutely brutal, but not as brutal as your QB not throwing the ball away with no timeouts left and seconds left on the clock with a chance to win the game.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That was the battle of the least bad quarterback.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Tackle was clean. Shaw being sent off would have been soft. If Bentancur just stays down Shaw gets a yellow at worst and it's done and dusted, but we likely don't get a point either.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Agree with you on Sensei.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I'm more worried about Van Hecke continually playing himself out of position than I am about our finishing.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Van Hecke is either careless or reckless with how far out of position he comes. He's the first thing I'd upgrade in January, with getting Archie off the back line being the second.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
They won't. But I wish they would.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Give the goal back. We don't deserve it.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Hear me out: A 4 week international break
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lots of people complaining about Atwell, but what have we done this year, or last, or the year before that to earn any calls on the pitch? Absolutely nothing. Zero. Nil. We suck, and deserve no benefit of the doubt.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The only plot this club deserves is a burial plot.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Sri Lankan Monk Shouts 'Kapa Kapa!'
Alt: An angry monk
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Was just saying that to my son.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lost the plot. Not sure we've ever had the plot, but we've completely lost the fucking plot.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Good to see the international break helped us straighten things out. Oh... If somebody had written the last three years as a television series, I would tell them it wasn't believable.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Just for this, I'll be rooting for any Canadian NHL team to win the Stanley Cup this season. (I do this every year since my Sharks give me no hope.)
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I'm going to be at a CPR/AED class Sunday for a new job and I won't be able to watch. I told my wife I'll be learning how to give people life instead of having the Packers suck the life out of me.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is the kind of shit an alien in a skinsuit would say trying to act like a human.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Lot of worthy candidates. I'll go with Kane because he provided so many great memories over his tenure, but Ledley gave us so much. And Klinsmann was a bolt of lightning when we needed it.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I've decided to just stop. If that's ok with you. I'm sorry.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I'm assuming stadium naming rights would factor into the revenue side of the ledger here, is that correct? I'm still amazed we haven't done a deal.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You got MLB manager potential, Kim!
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Illegal motion, number 10. 5 yard penalty, repeat first down."
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Ryan Reynolds 'Not Bad' Meme Reaction
Alt: Ryan Reynolds 'Not Bad' Meme Reaction
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
bsky.app/profile/ylep...
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Although I wouldn't put anything past him, check out this thread from an epidemiologist that should put your mind more at ease about the Russian Plague. bsky.app/profile/ylep...
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
He's only missing one of these at the end.
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Mr. Burns' Muahaha!
Alt: Mr. Burns' from the Simpsons looking evil and saying "Muahaha!"
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Having been in that stadium, I'm just amazed anyone got the ball that high in the air that far into the outfield. That's a rough ground rule. Seems like something technology could solve with ball tracking and project distance and whatnot.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
If this is real, this is the most savage quote I've seen in some time.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
American bias and I am here for it. But only in this specific case because we are shit otherwise these days.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My word you weren't joking. That is the softest straight red I can recall in quite some time.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Don't give them any ideas...
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Personal opinion: we pay too much attention to the vocal minority of supporters who are complete idiots, and don't pay enough attention to the quiet majority who are capable of reason.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"How hard he fights for humanity." Yeah, how hard he fights to kill the parts of it he doesn't deem worthy of existence.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Lord knows they were up Biden's ass about less.
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Social media, man. It makes people absolutely insane. Can we shut it all off for 3 days a week and make people go outside and talk to other people face to face like the old days?
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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The Simpsons Homer Simpson
Alt: Homer Simpson in a blue suit saying "D'oh!"
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Spurs Masochist @coyshammy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I do think this is reasonable and needs to happen.
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