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CoyoteWallace

@coyotewallace.bsky.social
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Amazon Best Selling Low Fantasy Author, Gonzo journalist, creator of The Dispatches From Appalachia, Occasionally a Game Designer, Humorist, Appalachian activist, part-time historian, Dirty liberal punk, and wizard's apprentice.

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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A surprising amount of being a good parent to a gay daughter is buying the extra large jar of pickles when you go to the store.
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Looking for something to read to kill the time? Head over to the Patreon where you can follow along with my new story, Hope and Bullets: Sum Total, as it is written. Join only if you want. #Cyberpunk #Stories
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Hope and Bullets: Sum Total (pt 3) | Coyote Wallace
“I think you will find that Mr. Kurokawa’s offer is Alice’s best chance of having a normal life,” Montavius Eckhart explains while standing
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Sprat Dialogues Me: "Damn, 12 more days and I'm 42..." Sprat: "Hah! I know." Me: "But I'm one of the "cool", olds...right, kid?" Sprat: *Walks off* Me: "You're supposed to lie to me!"
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't mistake me for a one trick pony, everything I write isn't about the Labor Wars. Check out the Patreon where you can enjoy rough draft selections of my current Cyberpunk project, read past works, and even enjoy a free short story or two. If you feel generous, consider joining up. #Stories
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Hope and Bullets: Sum Total (pt 2) | Coyote Wallace
The data comes in a torrent that streaks across the black spaces of Alice’s mind like lightning bolts tossed around the night sky by a storm
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Satyros Phil Brucato @satyrosphilbrucato.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dread, mortal dread, is to me the soul of horror... --- I've begun a new series of Spooky Season essays on my Medium and Patreon. Enjoy! medium.com/@philbrucato... www.patreon.com/philbrucato/... #horror #Halloween #AMonthofHorrors
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A Month of Horrors: Mortal Dread
Dread, mortal dread, is to me the soul of horror.
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Free sample of the new cyberpunk story I'm working on. Check it out! Feel free to hit me with your thoughts and feedback, and maybe join the Patreon (for as little as two dollars) to get access to even MORE samples, complete stories, and other fun stuff.
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Hope and Bullets: Sum Total (11 page sampler) | Coyote Wallace
Hope and Bullets: Sum Total  Every one is running from something, whether it is the truth, the past, or their own lives. They run towards bo
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every time I hear of some parent disowning their kid or being mean to them over being gay…I kinda just want to punch them in the face. I know! I know! I can’t and violence doesn’t solve anything… But that doesn’t help the cravings.
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A surprising amount of being a parent is singing back up in your daughter’s car…terribly I might add.
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Sprat Dialogues Me: *lounging comfortably on couch* Sprat: “I have a situation…” Me: “Whats up, kiddo?” Sprat: “You can’t judge me…” Me: “….” Sprat: “I ate the entire jar of pickles and were out of bottled water.” Me: “Pickle addict! Brine fiend!” Sprat: “Staaawp!”
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So, I’m guessing that Tommy Tubberville is not a fan of Star Fox…
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Sprat Dialogues: Me: "Is it just me or were you staring that lady down?" Sprat: "She's another stud like me, I had to acknowledge that." Me: "Are you going to challenge her like two bucks fighting in the forest?" Sprat: "Bruh...Maybe?"
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The most powerful force on the planet is solidarity. Unity. Brotherhood. When we realize that we are all in our own way held down by the same forces, and when we come together to overcome those forces, there is nothing we cannot do. They don’t want you to believe that it’s possible. Believe anyway.
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Reminder to all y’all out there that no matter what you’re going through, you are seen, you are loved, and no matter how grim it gets - things will get better. Even if we gotta make them better.
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I swear, when this horrible fascist regime is gone, I’m going to do nothing but write fiction for months on end. Fantasy, science fiction, smut, horror, whatever. Just get drunk on it. If this regime called it quits today is relief cry so fucking hard.
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The Sprat and I just watched Don Julio, our rooster, catch and devour a mouse. He has feed. He can’t possibly be lacking feed. Even the barn cats are like “goddamn!” I feel like this is the best counter argument to the creationist museum I’ve ever seen. Fucking little Dino-bastard.
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
So they just tried to have some shitty Trump rally with Kid Rock and Dog the Bounty Hunter and it flopped… And not to give the other side advice, but next time don’t book a bounty hunter. You have a “warrant having” base. I mean, former governor Matt Bevin just got busted for child support…
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Much love to the folks who checked out the Patreon and the folks who have helped out with tips. Y'all are amazing.
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Going to get some sleep...Here's the Ko-fi just in case anyone else wants to kick in and help out. ko-fi.com/coyotewallace
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tired of hearing me prattle on about Labor history and Appalachia? Check out the Patreon and browse through drafts, short stories, sample chapters and more...including this little gem of a short story... www.patreon.com/KentuckyandL...
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The Silver | Coyote Wallace
Big Sisters “What do we say when we see The Silver?” “Nothing.  We are quiet like the mouse.” “What do we do when The Silver sees us?” “Run.
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Depression is really bad tonight.
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Never thought I’d get weepy over 30 dollars, but here we are. Whoever just kicked that in. You’re a legend.
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Going to be a long night. :(
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
On the upside - no tips today means I don’t have to walk to the store and I can work on getting rid of some of this “dad gut” I’ve been developing. Positive thinking and all that.
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Reminder: the goal for today is 20 bucks.
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I'm always trying to make myself better at this craft, and that means learning how to write different things...like a comic book... Now, I'm no @gailsimone.bsky.social and I'm still learning, but I invite y'all to check out my "Practice Panels" and tell me what you think of the script so far.
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Practice Panels (Learning to Write Comics) | Coyote Wallace
Sean - Age/Build:  15 Summers. Brown/Dark hair. Very skinny for a human boy with a frame that suggest a lack of hot meals; his beardless che
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Supporting three people, five animals, and trying to keep the house running is not easy. Kick in. Help out. ko-fi.com/coyotewallace
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Goal for the day is 20-30 bucks. Goddamn cost of living is brutal.
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Since it’s survival mode right now. Any tip or donation also gets you a free scathing insult of any Republican politician, celebrity, or influencer. Plus my undying gratitude…
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I stubbornly refuse to give up. Here's the latest Dispatch From Appalachia as we try to push through the next three days. Kick in, help out, and keep the Dispatches rolling. medium.com/@kidether/th...
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The American Answer: A Rebuke of JD Vance’s Request For More Time
Today is another balmy 91°F here in Eastern Appalachia, an unusually warm spell for the middle of September, and this would be absolutely…
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Humorist skits, samples of upcoming novels, free short stories, and more. Plus, I'll be adding new chapters weekly to the paid tier. Nothing fancy, but it gets the job done. patreon.com/KentuckyandLime
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Get more from Coyote Wallace on Patreon. Become a member for just $2/month. Hi, I'm the 'Kentucky' part of Kentucky and Lime. We create satire, parody,…
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Of course, maybe you aren't in the mood for labor history stories...Maybe you prefer Fantasy instead... Gotcha covered, Coyote-Fam. www.patreon.com/KentuckyandL...
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The NPCs (Chapter 1 Free Sample) | Coyote Wallace
“I’m scared, Robley; there’s so many more of them than they said there were going to be!” Cristof whined as he tried his best to keep his
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
So, I'm trying to get my Patreon back up and running. There's all kinds of parodies, skits, short stories, and samples of my novels there. Including this -FREE- sample of my Labor Wars/Historical Fiction tale "The Year The Mountain Burned". Check it out here. www.patreon.com/KentuckyandL...
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The Year The Mountain Burned (Chapter 1 FREE SAMPLE) | Coyote Wallace
“Time is the most patient and clever of killers, and I find myself horrified that it has rendered me an old man. My life has passed me by w
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Poverty teaches an empathy that sticks with you. No one who has ever lived on the skids can stand to watch someone else go through the same. A great many of our country's problems are rooted, at the end of the day, in the income inequality that plagues our nation.
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Wanna help a struggling writer survive until the 23rd? Consider leaving a tip and helping out. Much love to everyone who has already helped out, we're almost there. Just got to make it three more days.
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Still badly need tips. Going back to bed because it’s cheaper than being awake.
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hard not to feel defeated sometimes.
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Depressed and stressed.
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Poverty sucks, but it could always be worse…I could be reading a JD Vance book.
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Another night. Another spam and noodle dinner.
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
25 bucks left after bills, payments, and everything else. *sighs* I’m cooked.
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Did you miss the latest Dispatches From Appalachia? No worries! We got you covered! Catch it here, listen to yours truly give JD Vance down the road, and leave a tip if you're so inclined. medium.com/@kidether/th...
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The American Answer: A Rebuke of JD Vance’s Request For More Time
Today is another balmy 91°F here in Eastern Appalachia, an unusually warm spell for the middle of September, and this would be absolutely…
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Nothing makes you work harder than seeing your kids do without. I will never stop or relent until the Sprat has a good life. I dont really care much about what happens to me, but if I can just sell enough books to get her a good life, I will consider myself a success.
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Christ. The kid is selling her phone to help out…I feel like a failure…
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Riding the struggle bus until at least the 22nd. Kick in and help out while I'm out running errands with the kid today. Your support in helping us survive until the 22nd is greatly appreciated and nothing but love for those of you who have helped out. ko-fi.com/coyotewallace
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Help keep the fight going with tips to the Dispatches From Appalachia. Your support gets us crucial things that writers need like...food...which in this economy is about as good as it gets. ko-fi.com/coyotewallace
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Here's your reminder that the dirty water in Appalachia and Jackson, Mississippi isn't just our problem. Many communities across the country are starting to run into similar problems. We're all in this together. medium.com/@kidether/th...
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The Well Run Dry: The Injustice of Dirty Water
A week deep into September and the heat remains a stubbornly unwanted guest. I’ve spent the entire day riding shotgun with the Sprat as she…
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just in case you missed the newest Dispatch. #Appalachia #Essays #JDVance
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The American Answer: A Rebuke of JD Vance’s Request For More Time
Today is another balmy 91°F here in Eastern Appalachia, an unusually warm spell for the middle of September, and this would be absolutely…
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Another day rattling the tip jar
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One last rattle of the tip jar and reminder there is a new Dispatches From Appalachia out before bed. ko-fi.com/coyotewallace
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CoyoteWallace @coyotewallace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you enjoyed the latest Dispatch, consider leaving a tip to keep us rolling. Much love, Coyote-Fam
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