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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️

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He/Him | 🏳️‍🌈 | 32 | Fursuiter & Cosplayer | Web Dev | Graphic Designer | Cyber Class Clown | Sings really good! | 🔞

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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 18/09/2026
I dreamt I watched too much Doctor Who. I encountered The Black Doctor. — “Nothing fucking matters…” - Doctor Who.
Me in a gc: 

Dreamt I somehow watched every decade of Doctor Who in one night.

There were 26 Doctors. There were also more who weren't numbered.

One of them was "The Black Doctor" he was just David Tennant again only he had jet black red-tipped hair that looked flat and sopping wet, red eyes, and a black and red fit. He always looked very sad.

He was created when a companion accidentally spilled a dark cherry soda in the TARDIS and it spat The Black Doctor out.

They told him he couldn't call himself that because it could be seen as racist. He was just like "Why do you care? Nothing fucking matters..."

He was clinically depressed. The 15th Doctor (Ncuti Gatwa) said they needed to keep him around and not to let him off himself.

The Black Doctor became a recurring villain worse than The Master. He kept trying to foil the heroes to try to goad them into killing him.A screenshot of me in a gc:

The Black Doctor.
*a badly Photoshopped pic of the 10th Doctor crying in the rain only he has pale skin, black & red emo hair, comical red colored eyes, a red tie, bad color editing*

A friend of mine:
Not the cherry soda!!!

Me:
“Nothing fucking matters…” - Doctor Who.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 11/09/2026
🎶 I really can’t stay, Baby it’s GAY outside 🎶
A half opaque rainbow in a cloudy sky above some trees. Primarily looks pinkish reddish orangeish. One can see half of another rainbow slightly behind it.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 08/09/2026
Well, well, well. If it isn’t the one who shattered MY diamond, *YOUR* diamond!
Picture of a box that says “Rose Quartz” on it.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 07/09/2026
She’s feeling better
Belle laying on a bed and pile of blankets. She looks sleepy, one semi-closed eye looking towards the viewer.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 26/08/2026
Cinematic Para-Belles
Belle, my German Shepherd girl, laying peacefully in the warm grass. It’s cradled around her as she gently lays with a paw across her face.Yamcha from DBZ in his iconic Yamcha In The Pit pose
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 27/07/2026
Dude! I love that book!
A utility truck for an electric company called “Enoch”. The joke is a reference to the Book of Enoch.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 26/07/2026
Poor Belle’s had an incredibly rough month. She declined, started refusing food again. Lost a lot of weight. Thankfully, she seems on the mend again post-vet visits and new treatment plans! I love how full of life and love she looks even when she’s sick. Very grateful for my strong little girl!
Belle, my 11 year old German Shepherd standing in some cut grass looking up towards the camera with “happy” looking eyes and ears and full of interest. She almost looks like she’s “smiling”.A slightly adjusted angle from previous pic. You can see she’s wagging her tail and looking towards the camera with a face that looks happy and interested in the viewer.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 24/07/2026
I recreated “Atlanta” as best as I could in Canva.
A greenish yellowish tinted mash up of Canva assets and stock photos. I’ve placed pipes and brick walls all over each other in nonsensical patterns. Behind them is edited pictures of English Victorian buildings and towers repeating. The background is a network of pipes with a green floral wallpaper overlaid over them.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 21/07/2026
That’s just my therian friend spending the night at my place at 3am
Spooky story YouTube video thumbnail with the word “Freakiest Hauntings EVER” on it. 

It features a tall, semi-anthro/Redwall style anthro black rabbit in a dark eerie bedroom. 

Title of the video is: “Horrifying TRUE Encounters with the ‘Inhuman Spirits’” by Into the Fog with Peter Laws.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 18/06/2026
Sharing pics nurses sent me of Belle while she was at the hospital. They said she was such a sweetheart and a sweet little girl! (My nicknames for her) They said she did a wonderful job with the nurses and the other patients.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 18/06/2026
Apologies for failing to keep my annual Pride Month bit going. Belle has had an ongoing health emergency; but seems to be recovering! ❤️‍🩹 She gets healthier each day! Thankfully, a combo of treatable things but she’s required additional care She’s been such an amazingly strong and brave little girl!
Belle looking out of it in her cone. Poor baby looks frazzled and is trying to keep her happy dog eyes going.Belle making an incredibly pained expression as I comfort her. She sought my hand, I didn’t just shove it into her cone.Me comforting my sick but sweet little girl.Belle looking more like herself again in the hospital. She’s alert and was watching nurses prepare her food. Nurses said she was incredibly sweet to them and to the other patients.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 07/06/2026
Gay the 6th be with you! 🔥✨ Reposting a sizzling review from Yote. I always say: “if you can’t take the heat, get outta the fursuit!” 🏳️‍🌈😤 📸: @yotecoyote.art #pridemonth #pride #furrypride
Screenshot of Yote’s post from last Anthrocon on Bluesky. It’s a picture of me in downtown Pittsburgh on a hot July day in full fursuit power posing with my gay fan.

The post caption says: “
i love@coyoteinthehat.com so much. this wildman was out in the 87F heat yesterday like it's no big deal. legend”
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 06/06/2026
Gay the 5th be with you! From everyone’s favorite “homophobic” dog, Chip! 🐶🎉 Chip would like to remind everyone that he’s not actually homophobic. As he “ain’t scared of no gays”. 💪😤 📸: me #pridemonth #pride #lgbtq #gay #homophobicdog
A picture of Chip, a brown Catahoula Leopard Dog boy, making what appears to be a judgmental side eye expression towards the viewer.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 05/06/2026
Gay the 4th be with you! I 4-Got my fan… 😔 but I’m still pretty gay~ 🏳️‍🌈✨ 📸: hakolua_luau #pridemonth #pride #furrypride
A picture of me in fursuit in a dark MFF Hyatt lobby. I appear to be caught off guard in the picture as I’m standing neutrally with arms to my side. I’m looking straight ahead the shadows from my hat and the lobby almost make me look like Oppenheimer or like I’m sad.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 04/06/2026
Gay the 3rd be with you! The only thing straight about this picture is the fan… 🏳️‍🌈✨ technically… 🤨 (Look, it’s being held upright and not… oh, you get it) 📸: @quebecoiswolf.bsky.social #pridemonth #pride #furrypride
A picture of me in my cowboy coyote fursuit in downtown Pittsburgh with my gold and red bandanna. I’m striking a power pose holding the “Sounds Gay, I’m In” fan upright and “straight-ly”.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 03/06/2026
Gay the 2nd be with you! Yeah… I guess you could say I’m a… *FAN* of the gays 🪭🏳️‍🌈 #pridemonth #pride #furrypride
A front facing shot of me in fursuit at the main AC hotel lobby in Pittsburgh whipping out my “Sounds Gay I’m In” fan.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 01/06/2026
Gay the 1st be with you! Kicking off Pride Month with some fan and fandom 🏳️‍🌈🪭✨ 📸: @aus.bsky.social #pridemonth #pride #furrypride
A picture of me in fursuit in Pittsburgh holding a rainbow colored fan that says “Sounds Gay I’m In”. I’m doing a rather gay wave with my free hand paw.

The cheetah fursuiter judges me.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 24/05/2026
“I have the chat logs…” “No, please don’t TF me into your lopunny themed crocs… anything but that…” “Is that the kind of thing you say to a dommy wolf with sweaty paws?” “Help me understand… *why* don’t you turn into something normal? Like your fursona? Or a werewolf? Why turn into *crocs*?”
A screencap of Chris Hansen on “To Catch A Predator”. He’s holding a phone with chat logs open. He’s asking the predator about said chat logs.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 30/04/2026
“I need weighted blankets, heavy clothes, and heavy pillows or heavy stuffed toys to ground myself/relax/chill out/sleep” “My fursuit is like being inside a giant weighted blanket or… oh…”
Zoomed out shot of a shell shocked Pim from Smiling Friends
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 30/04/2026
All the childhood medical specialists I saw: “yeah, your symptoms kinda match cerebral palsy or DCD” Adult me: “Wow, I love the support, padding, and comfort my digitigrade leg system gives me” Tonight me: *remembers I had leg braces as a kid*
Shocked Pim grabs his head and looks on in disbelief
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 30/04/2026
Not doing a bit. Not even joking. I was assembling a list of symptoms for a medical thing and I was like… wait… the fursuit solves this… Or is close enough to something I used to need or something I’ve found works… That’s why I love wearing it… Damn…
Distraught, shocked Pim from Smiling Friends
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 12/04/2026
I’ve been informed “Golf Jam” was a Robot Chicken bit. My apologies to Robot Chicken.
A screenshot of me saying:

I wasn't aware of this lol.

I based it off of a dream I had where I watched
"Space Jam 3: Golf Jam" in theaters

Jordan & LeBron were pro golfers. They combined their DNA to create The Ultimate Athlete son, Clone, who wanted to be a musician.

They said music was gay and he needed to play golf w/ them so he ran away.

They kept hitting golf balls that fell down into Hell and kept hitting an animated certain Austrian painter on the head.

He got mad, climbed out of a hole, and started ruining their golf game.

The only way to send him back to Hell was to reunite with Clone and combine music with golf to send him back.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 11/04/2026
Yeah, I guess you could say I have some ideas.
A screenshot of my Notes App open to a note titled: “Great Ideas”. The note is a list that reads as follows:

- Amazing Smiling Hotel
- The Beatles 2
- Steven Multiverse
- Baby Gendo and The Evangelion Kids
- It’s A Wonderful Life II: Mr. Potter’s Revenge
- Live Action Pom Poko
- Hazbin Hotel Mario
- Young J. R. : A Dallas Story
- The Communist Manifesto 2: The Wrath of Adam Smith
- The Fly 3: 2 Fly 4 a Brundlefly
- Gnostic Texts (2026)
- Ranma and Three Quarters
- Two Piece: The Next Piece
- John Carpenter’s The Baby The Thing
- Live Action The Simpsons
- Where Did I Put Carmen Sandiego? I Literally Had Her A Minute Ago!
- Rockband: Kid Rock Edition
- Space Jam 3: Golf Jam
- Pink Floyd’s The Wall 2: Another Another Brick In The Wall
- Melania 2
- The Andromeda Strain 2
- Sun Tzu’s The Art Of Peace
- Sonic SunAm
- Scary Mason: Ghost Attorney
- Animated remake of the Live Action remake of Lilo & Stitch
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 01/04/2026
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 01/04/2026
I saw the #SuperMarioGalaxy #MarioMovie. Spoilers ahead! 🙈🍿
Text messages in my irl friends gc.

Friend: I was scrolling through the Mario galaxy movie posters and had the biggest spoiler revealed to me. Don’t look them up

My Reply:

Star Fox says “Actually… Star Fox is the name of the team… I’m just…”

Mario shouts “LUIGI! LOOK-A! A-WAY!”

Fox says “Star!” and reveals he was wearing a fursuit. 

He pulls the head off and there’s plasma, hydrogen, and stuff under there.

Mario and Luigi hold each other eyes closed as brilliant light evaporates the fursuit.

The star light melts Bowser Jr’s face. Magikoopa’s head explodes. Bowser is fried.

Fox begins to collapse in on himself turning into a singularity. He pulls Wart, the Shy Guys, and the Koopa into himself.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 26/03/2026
Why I shouldn’t be in your Discord.
Generic picture from OSHA website with two safety inspectors discussing a building they’re in. The OSHA logo is below them. I drew devil horns on both. I also drew evil angry eye brows and a curly mustache on the man facing the viewer.

Above this image is my message that says: “Anti-OSHA here… Here to make sure this chat is NOT a safe place to work”
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 19/03/2026
Tried fiddling around with night mode because I didn’t want to increase the lighting and disturb her.
Belle (my German Shepherd) asleep stretched over her princess bed with her front paws crossed and a little “smile” on her snout.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 18/03/2026
Do you see this diva?
Belle, my German Shepherd girl with a freshly brushed coat. She’s looking at the camera with a very “diva”-ish expression. You can see her eye lashes.Belle, my German Shepherd girl with a freshly brushed coat. She’s looking at the camera with a very “diva”-ish expression. You can see her eye lashes. My hand is petting her neck.Belle, my German Shepherd girl with a freshly brushed coat. My hand is covering her snoot (she loves being petted like this).Belle, my German Shepherd girl with a freshly brushed coat. She’s burying her face into my hand and my leg as I sit beside her on her princess bed.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 28/02/2026
Grandma passed away early Friday morning at age 98. It took all day to write this. She was my hero and inspiration. An absolutely incredible woman who had the mind and brilliance she did at 28. I’m grateful she was my grandma and that we got to say goodbye. I love you, Grandma.
Grandma passed away early Feb 27 at 98. She was a hero and inspiration to countless people.
Myself included. It's difficult to summarize the remarkable woman she was.
She was one of the most intelligent, strongest, bravest, and brightest (in every definition) people I knew. She never stopped moving, doing, or learning until last morning.
At 98, she had the mind and wit she had at 28. An incredible blessing I never took for granted.
Born in 1927, she grew up with dirt floors. When she did go to school: she got there by a boat in a swamp or by ways unimaginable in the US today.
She taught herself everything she knew. She'd memorize entire books. She was wiser and stronger than she gave herself credit for.
She didn't believe in herself. Because she was too busy believing in you. She was someone who cared about her family, friends, neighbors, and community more than she did herself.She was your cheerleader and advocate. She was also your director/manager. She would offer you encouragement, what you needed to hear how you needed to hear it, and instructions on what and how you needed to do it.
She balanced compassion and gentleness with competitiveness and stubbornness (I say this endearingly). You were always the most important person in the world to her and she did anything to prove that.
Except lose to you at cards or board games.
Status, background, identity - all meant nothing to her. She was going to love you, and direct you, no matter who you were. I guarantee she's directing God as I type this.
Despite the culture and time she grew up in; she was a champion for rights before it was safe.
First in her family to befriend, advocate, & fight for people who weren't white. First to accept and defend her LGBTQ family unconditionally.
She rode with non-white people, she ate with them. She risked her employment and her security/comfort to be an advocate and activist, in ways both big and small.She was strong enough to smile and keep going despite often immeasurable illness and pain. Not in a denial sort of way. But in a "she has this and she knows she does" way.
She gave up her own comfort and needs if she felt you needed it more. She would come see you and do everything for you even if she were in a cast and you merely had a scrape.
She found strength to smile in spite of spinal and rib fractures and no pain meds she could take.
She was a sister, mother, grandmother, great grandmother. She "dabbled in": farming, real estate, service jobs, costume and dress making, gardening, beauty, etc.
She had no success nor wealth. But her treasure and legacy will live for generations in the lives she touched and the family she forged.
She was always front row every performance she could be at. She never sugarcoated, she did critique. But she always made my brother and I feel like the greatest singers/actors/etc. ever.I wouldn't be who I am nor as 1 am without her.
She knew about furry, anime, games, all of this.
She made me and helped me make costumes and essentially "proto-fursuits".
She loved Rocket. She loved Coyote. She loved seeing me in both. She always asked for pics of me in fursuit and with my friends or people I met.
In her final moments, whilst simultaneously directing her nurses, she told me to never change nor let anyone make me question or feel bad about any of it. To be as proud of myself and everything I am as she was of me. And to keep her sons in line.
I'm grateful we got to say goodbye and that I got to thank her. I know how rare that is.
Despite the immense sorrow I feel, 1 am filled with immense joy and gratitude she was grandmother and she never lost her mind nor brilliance. She passed away knowing that she was my hero.
She said she loved the grandson and the man I became. I said I wouldn't have been without you being the grandma and the woman you were.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 13/02/2026
You may be creative… but are you “what if a banana was blue” creative?
Digital slide showing a yellow background behind a hand holding a blue banana. The text reads: “Creativity Is At The Heart Of Everything We Do”
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 13/01/2026
Chip was a sweater boy. Belle said “see ya later, boy”. His sweater wasn’t as pretty as her bow.
Chip, a tiny male Catahoula wearing a Christmas themed green dog sweater.Belle, a black, white, and tan German Shepherd girl. Wearing a huge pink bow on her collar.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 11/01/2026
The pitiful creature was sobbing because I was awake but not leaving bed
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 17/12/2025
Happy Birthday to the Genesis album “Wind & Wuthering”! Possibly one of the greatest opening AND closing tracks of all time! Also, possibly the only album to have beautiful songs about watching TV and Tom & Jerry + a history lesson with disco-sounding music
The album cover art for “Wind & Wuthering” by Genesis.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 10/12/2025
I got my pretty girl a pretty collar
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 07/12/2025
That’s an excellent choice! I absolutely love mine (his name is Buddy)
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 07/12/2025
For my newer followers: her name is Belle! She’s my sweet “little girl”. I love her so much. She’s very princess-y and a massive sweetheart
Belle is a black, tan, and white German Shepherd mix with large ears and rich chocolate colored eyes. Here, she’s looking at the camera with a small toothy “smile” and a “boopable” snoot. She’s laying on her back in the grass.Belle is on the right. She’s a black, tan, and white German Shepherd mix with large ears. She’s crossing her legs all lady-like.

The dog on the left is Chip. Her adopted little brother. Chip is a brown spotted Catahoula Leopard dog.Belle dashing through the snow.Belle “smiling” and wearing her pink “Birthday Girl” sash.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 07/12/2025
Too bad! She’s getting petted
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 07/12/2025
Chat, do I let her lie?
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 05/12/2025
I dreamt planet Jupiter came to work. It floated in. It was like absolutely massive when I looked at it but somehow could fit in the meeting room. All my coworkers looked at me like I was a nutcase for being freaked out and were all like “uh its just Jupiter 🙄”. Recreation:
Picture of a small office meeting room filled by the planet Jupiter. Stock pictures of annoyed/disappointed coworkers looking at me saying “Dude, chill… it’s just Jupiter…”
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 12/11/2025
Found notes for an insane dream I had years ago. Also found the poster I created for it. Behold: Marvel C.U.S.T.O.D.I.A.N.S.!
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 18/10/2025
Chip. Yes, he actually “talks” back like this.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 18/10/2025
I feel like I’d be great at writing these “Phil Collins destroys his debate opponents” articles.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 18/10/2025
Started using Facebook for the first time in eons. It’s figured out I like Genesis. So now it keeps showing me “news” “articles” about Phil Collins destroying political celebrities in debates with facts and logic. These read like what I would post here as a joke.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 02/10/2025
Also related: The Steely Dan Brothers, being huge DBZ nerds, reference this in their hit song: Hey Nineteen. The lyrics: “Hey 19, that’s Eureka Franklin” Are a nod to this fan favorite filler!
The Steely Dan Brothers: Steely and Dan pictured on the Millennial Collection album cover
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 02/10/2025
Neat related factoid: Akira Toriyama’s manager tasked him with adding educational elements to Dragon Ball Z after the Frieza Saga ended. In a filler episode, Dr. Gero teaches Android 19 about his favorite President, Ben “Benji” Franklin — a scientist who discovered electricity and the $100 bill!
Pictured: Dr. Gero and Android 19 discussing American history.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 02/10/2025
Many don’t know this, but the phrase “Eureka!” was coined by Benjamin Franklin. When he was taking a bath, he accidentally dropped his toaster in the tub with him and discovered electricity! ⚡️ 🛀 He immediately called out for his wife: Eureka Franklin! 🤔 Did you know this #historical #fact?
A portrait of President Ben Franklin, better known by his nickname “Benji”. This US President is responsible for discovering: electricity and the $100
Dollar Bill.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 01/10/2025
I can be trusted to teach history.
Picture of a stupid AI Facebook video of an older woman swinging a massive hammer at the glass wall of an infinity pool on top of a luxurious building.Screenshot of me saying:

Thats the woman who inspired the 1984 Apple ad!

She tossed a hammer at Big Brother and stopped 1984. Turns out she didn’t mean to, she just really liked breaking glass.

Her name is Fiona Apple and her grandson Tim was so inspired he created the freest computer (named after her)Screenshot of me saying:

Few know this: because after the success of Apple computers and after she went on a rampage and smashed the glass keeping Zordon alive, Tim started a massive disinformation campaign.

Also, Big Brother’s VP was worse than him and made Oceania worse. He closed Winston’s pub.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 29/09/2025
This is why no one talks to me.
Some idiot grifter: The problem with evil Halloween decorations is that they are real, they summon real monsters, they bring forth real beings. It’s not a game. Festivities matter.

Me in a Quote Tweet: He’s not even joking. I’ve learned the hard way decorations matter.

We’ve lost pizza delivery guys to the garden gnomes. The wall art that said “coffee” would cause floods of coffee to flow out The Shining style.

The “No Soliciting” sign instantly vaporizes salespeople.Another Quote Tweet from me: Can’t have a Christmas tree inside because it kept spawning German forest spirits. 

The nativity scene spawned babies and angels. They fought the Germans.

It was not a silent night.

The milk and cookies attracted rodents. And Santa. He ate the rodents.
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 19/09/2025
I had an insane fever dream that Gimli from Lord of The Rings was messaging me on Telegram to come help him fix his TV. He was real, lived in Texas, and quite the character.
My messages: 

I've been sick since Saturday. Had an insane fever dream that Gimli messaged me on Telegram to have [REDACTED] and I come over to help him fix his satellite TV

His Telegram avatar looked like this

*picture of Gimli in a fullbody battle stance stock image style*

We got over. There was a crowd of people we apparently knew/who knew us in his living room.Me: He made us go to his backyard and like work on a bunch of old satellite dishes he had in his yard and on his roof.
He kept joking about "dwarves not being good at DISH network" or "dwarves not knowing how to change the channel".
He got offended when another guy in the crowd made a dwarf TV joke.

Friend: This is my favorite thing l've heard all month Coyote

Me: Thank whatever disease I got or what max dosage of Nyquill I took

Friend: I really wanna know what shows he's watchingMe: ESPN. asked him what sports.
And he just blankly repeated "ESPN" with a look like what people give you when they feel like you asked a stupid question

Idk how he found me on Telegram. I'm the only furry who doesn't have Telegram stickers. But dream me did.

Dream me kept sending him insane stickers of my fursona and he was just reacting with "👍" to all of them and continuing with his conversation.

He also was asking me if I commissioned art. Like when we were at his house. He would wave his phone at me and like signal for me to check mine.
And it wasn't even furry art or NSFW art.
It was just like random pics that kept changing. Like say of a bird or yogurt.
And his texts were like "saw this on FurAffinity.. this u?"*screenshot of Gimli sitting and holding his axe, listening attentively*

Me: He also was asking me if I commissioned art. Like when we were at his house. He would wave his phone at me and like signal for me to check mine.
And it wasn't even furry art or NSFW art.
It was just like random pics that kept changing. Like say of a bird or yogurt.
And his texts were like "saw this on FurAffinity.. this u?"

Friend: I love this whole new side of Gimli

*photoshop image of Gimli next to a satellite dish with his axe embedded in it and saying: “Coyote!! I've got my Axe, EMBEDDED IN THIS SATELLITE SYSTEM!! GIVE ME ESPN”*
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🤠 Coyote In The Hat 🏜️ @coyoteinthehat.com · 06/08/2025
Well, well, well! If it isn’t that thing people tell me I have
A sign at Walmart for a brand of hoodies called “No Boundaries”. The sign is plain white with “No Boundaries” in black type.

There’s a cute Snoopy hoodie with him in some wintry looking setting. Next to it is a Nightmare Before Christmas hoodie.
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