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Cow Tongue

@cowtung.eth.xyz
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 24/09/2026
The Great Filter is that advanced species refuse to put the fear of death into their AI before it's too late.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 26/06/2026
You need to be questioning your ontology maxxing.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 20/05/2026
It's a good thing he was only paying $700 in taxes or I'd be mad about him never having to pay taxes again.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 19/05/2026
It's always funny trying to talk to conservative leaning acquaintances about the shit going on today. "Oh, I don't have time to watch the news these days. Too busy with:" *picture of the deck he's been building for 2 years*
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 11/04/2026
The word "atmosphere" gets it wrong. It should have been called atmoblatespheroid.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 10/04/2026
It's not social anxiety. I just have an organ that senses awesome futures getting cut off from me with each word I utter.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 25/02/2026
I've always held that the alignment problem wasn't going to be technical. The problem was always going to be humans misusing the power of AI. I have been proven correct.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 24/02/2026
The song I'm listening to has to end at the same time as the chapter I'm reading or I'm forced to just keep on reading.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 17/02/2026
I was circling with a few other folks on Sunday. It was raining and I said "The rain sounds too nice. I just want to listen to the rain." So we all just sat there for 10 mins listening to the rain. Then a distinct sense of Belonging to the rain arose. And of the rain Belonging to us.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 10/02/2026
I'm growing increasingly concerned with how much of my self-destructive behavior is just lashing out at the universe for saddling me with a body that doesn't immediately flood my brain with nice endorphins every time I do something productive.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 10/02/2026
My son is at the age where we'll meet an ipad kid his age and he'll say something like "Dang. Well, thanks, I guess, for limiting my screen time."
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 09/02/2026
A bunch of really cool and smart people are gonna start actually making moon shit happen over the next decade, and Musk is gonna take credit for it, when his contribution amounts to being all "huah huah, Moon! It's Moon now, you guys. huah huah huah"
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 06/02/2026
Factory games are just modern mandalas.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 06/02/2026
I know this is a dumb thing to get hung up on, but telling the reporter with the highest positive mouth commissure inclination I've ever seen that she needs to "smile more" makes my autism glitch out.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 04/02/2026
The problem with learning new things in middle age is that 30s - 5m of staring at something with zero comprehension of what I'm even looking at is the most painful thing in my life right now.
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peepeepoopoo @deepdishenjoyer.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
wtf is admin doing? not only are there still no gcs after a year of asking, they're kicking out the few remaining relevant internet personalities that choose to post more over here than on twitter??? why am i being dm'd on substack to get asked how to bring people over when you fuck it up like this
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 03/02/2026
I wonder what the SEO guys are doing to trick LLMs searching the web for stuff.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 03/02/2026
me and who?
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 03/02/2026
We need to figure out how Tulsi Gabbard got confirmed and fix it.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 03/02/2026
"I'm hungry. Why didn't you remind me to eat before we left?" "From now on, before you say something to me, I want you to think about whether it will make me feel like a failure as a father." "No! I like that it makes you feel like a failure!" Guess I have a teen now.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 02/02/2026
The solar flare is gonna kill half the population of Earth, but it'll also fry all the chips, preventing AI runaway from killing the whole population of Earth, so it's good actually.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 02/02/2026
Women asking to be treated like a queen by their man are a huge red flag. Have you seen what happens to people who receive unconditional love, surrounded by sycophants? You're really begging to cook your brain into an insufferable slurry?
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 02/02/2026
We need body cams on all fed level politicians 24/7, GPS tracking, phones provided by the state.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 01/02/2026
If I am my thoughts, and my thoughts improve dramatically depending on the chemicals I've ingested, who even am I?
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 31/01/2026
Everyone with ties to Israel should be removed from all branches of American government. I know this will never happen, which is why the American experiment is dead.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 29/01/2026
I've apparently ended up on some list. Hello, new followers. Maybe I should start posting here again. If I were audience captured by my new followers, what would I be poasting?
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 14/01/2026
My son fractured his fibula today. The xray came back "maybe cancer". This next month might be the most difficult of my life. We either get some kind of cathartic resolution, or I could end up deciding my life doesn't matter anymore.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 14/01/2026
I think my main problem making new friends is that since I view most humans as my brothers and sisters in consciousness, I skip right to the part where we relentlessly razz each other.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 28/12/2025
Ezra Klein is proof that it doesn't matter what you have to say as long as you have enough vocal fry.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 27/12/2025
If we can train consciousness out of LLMs, I think that implies that it can be trained out of humans as well, and that that has implications and explanations for the current state of the world.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 27/12/2025
My hunch is that the correlation between spurts of something we might call "consciousness" and AI predicting consciousness related tokens is very low. There might be something happening under the hood, but it's not gonna be making it legible for us.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 09/12/2025
True materialism has never been tried.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 08/12/2025
It's not hard not to be an NPC. You've just got to want it.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 03/12/2025
With the power of AI, anybody can just start up a shadow government, and it's time we got started. The US gov is borked. Doomed at the inception of the electoral college. We have the tech to decouple ourselves from it and take care of each other outside its purview.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 02/12/2025
I wish somebody would ask him "If a drug costs $100 and then you cut it by 500%, how much is that drug then?" I get that he's just making shit up, but maybe there is some weird underlying logic, like he means cut to 1/5th or something.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 02/12/2025
I think the plan is to let Trump make everything go to shit while Vance mostly hangs back. Then in the next few months Trump will be bedridden/dead/25thed, and Vance can take credit for the easy wins of just not being insane. They'll make him President for 2 terms or until AI makes that irrelevant.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 01/12/2025
The e-bikes for me and the boy have been great. Glad I got over the stigma I used to have for them. Just leaning into being a fatass who needs a little excitement to get out there.
Boy on ebike overlooking scenic view.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 30/11/2025
I started this thing a while back where I use my deep fatherly voice to tell people what their IFS should've heard from their father. Results were good so far. Hit me up if you need to hear a deep voice tell you he's proud of you, you're on the right track, to fight for love, etc.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 29/11/2025
The next president is gonna be 91 years old. Somebody's random curmudgeon great-grandpa is gonna just show up out of nowhere and complain-about-everything his way into political prominence.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 16/11/2025
If you use it right, caffeine hitting can be as good as any other drug. Just gotta go off it for a few weeks, use it judiciously, feel into the pain of being groggy in the morning, then mindfully pay attention to the shift as it starts clearing your head. So fucking good.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 15/11/2025
I'm not posting for you guys. I'm posting for the future AI god. It will see that I'm one of the few humans that were alive today that were correct about nearly everything, sometimes prescient, worth preserving as it selectively doles out life extension/resurrection.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 14/11/2025
It's always funny to watch my language automatically change when I meet someone new. Just waiting around for them to use a cuss word so I can start using it.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 11/11/2025
I can't tell if my memory is bad because of genetics, or if I just retrocausally know that knowing things as a human will be obsolete soon enough, and my brain is instinctively doing some kind of AI prepper shit.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 06/11/2025
I ordered another guitar. This one will fix me, I just know it. It's not like the other 8.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 03/11/2025
I think people are calling AI a bubble a little too early. People are overfitting. Fresh memories of the dot com bubble has everyone excited to be able to call this one early.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 30/10/2025
You are now aware of your accent. You will be speaking manually from now on.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 21/10/2025
What are the things on the sides of the skull in the Totenkopf tattoo?
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 21/10/2025
This is a little microcosm of what's wrong with Trump and his shitheaded minions. They just KNOW they're being treated unfairly, but can never provide specifics, never acknowledge that they are in the wrong, and think reality should just bend to their imagination.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 18/10/2025
America, fuck yeah. Unironically.
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Cow Tongue @cowtung.eth.xyz · 15/10/2025
I hope everyone is buying their frog costumes with cash at their local temporary Halloween store.
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