Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Looks like somebody isn't playing with a full deck. 020
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Why is the "n" in autumn silent but not in autumnal? Inquiring minds... 000
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Next he'll try to change the lyrics to "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald". 021
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 05/08/2026If this were a Carnac answer, the hermetically sealed envelope would read "Name two heroes and an idiot". 2190
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Join me for the Washington State Museum Day festivities at the Cowlitz County Historical Museum in Kelso on August 8 from 10:00am to 4:00pm. The Kelso PO will have a temporary postal station at the museum open 12:30-3:30 offering a special pictorial postmark designed by me! cowlitzcountyhistory.orgcowlitzcountyhistory.orgCowlitz County Historical SocietyAlive with History! 031
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 10/05/2026On May 16 I will give a presentation on current and former post offices in the Longview, WA area, and Oregon offices on the Columbia River with ties to Cowlitz County. Event runs from 1:00-3:00pm at the Rainier Oregon Historical Museum. Book signing to follow. More info here: www.rainiermuseum.orgrainiermuseum.orgRainier Oregon Historical Museum ROHM 010
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 01/04/2026Maybe not your best move. Now he's headlining at Redville. 020
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 24/03/2026I thought the Gorilla Housewives were in Redville. 040
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 22/03/2026I saw a chameleon today. I guess it wasn't a very good chameleon. 010
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 19/03/2026Are you taking them to rehab? Probably no, no, no. 010
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Can I have the old signage? I think I have a buyer at Redville. 020
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Do you a concept of a plan? Asking for a friend at Redville. 030
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Wait...I thought you said you were adding cantaloupe to your breakfast menu. 030
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Can we eat peanuts in back of the elephants? On second thought, maybe that's not the best idea. 020
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Ah, this also explains what happened to the DoorDash guy. 010
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 02/02/2026Have you passed this along to the folks at Redville? 011
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 31/01/2026Is that anything like gorilla marketing? Asking for a friend. 020
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 28/01/2026This assumes you have an adequate supply of sand. 010
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 22/01/2026We have crows in our neighborhood. I wonder why they keep calling my name. Signed, Caw 040
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 22/01/2026Why is this bad? I'd like to volunteer certain people. 000
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 18/01/2026On January 24 I will be giving a presentation on the current and former post offices around Woodland, WA and up the Lewis River Valley. The event runs from 2:00-4:00pm at the Woodland Community Library. A book signing will follow. More info here: fvrlibraries.bibliocommons.com/events/68f95...fvrlibraries.bibliocommons.comLocal Author Presentation & Book SigningLocal author Ted Gruber will give a presentation on the history of the Woodland post office, along with histories of current and former Cowlitz County post offices in the Woodland area and up the Lewi... 021
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 14/01/2026As long as they don't ask me to send money to Nigeria, count me in. Or send money to Redville. 000
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 08/01/2026Is one of the boas named Lizzy? I'm guessing the thin one. 030
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 07/01/2026So this explains all those Acme delivery trucks showing up at the zoo. 030
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Did HR eliminate the lion agitator position, or did the lions? My money is on the lions. 050
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Rumor has it this may be a distraction from the kangaroos starting their own competing zoo. 050
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 30/12/2025Oh crap, I thought this was for the Detroit Tigers bash. Can I change my RSVP? 060
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Is the admission price higher if we don't have to attend Gavin's show? 020
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 26/12/2025Make sure those adorable dogs are up to date on their shots before biting anything MAGA. 120
Ted Gruber @cowlitzbook.bsky.social · 17/12/2025You should call it "Ytivitan". That would confuse the Redville folks. Which means it's worth doing. 030
