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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 1h
Primetime meditates on a lot of things but the thorough line in the movie is that americans in the mid 2000s had a bloodlust to them that they couldnt act out so they relied on tv satiating it. Whether it was Iraqis or Afghanis being blown up or pedophiles being tackled by cops.
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 16h
Never saw the social network but the sequel looks like pure unbridle liberal "SIR HAVE YOU NO SHAME" slop
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Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · 20h
It's so funny that the people who worship him the most are the ones he fucks over the hardest: cops, troops, farmers, etc. Better vote for him 3 more times you stupid motherfuckers.
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Abortion doctor who does the procedure like how the wizard from temple of doom removes the sacrifice's heart.
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Dudes in san diego wanna move to arizona or texas to larp as a cowboy but still be within a short driving distance to an urban hub Girls in sd wanna move to NYC cuz they think theyre one of the sex and the city characters but really they end up like Ladybird from ladybird
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seeing an online troll who says vile shit and spawned clones lead to their personal live being uncovered and their spawns turning on them because they larped being racist is so funny
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I made a friend with a transplant or an almost transplant who swore they were gonna move here fully only to find out they went back to their maga dad's house
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Got shordy grinding on me during gerudo valley
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Trump 2 tells us that the white house can do p much whatever it wants and no one will do anything about it. Esp those who supposedly hate him ie the democrats
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every day i see an anime woman with huge jugs and think the next one i see cant possibly get bigger. Wouldnt you know it they do
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
PAC passing away is so random man, like we just saw him. He was alive, moving in his prime. How could this have happened. Im stunned, I havent even processed it fully
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enderman0125 @enderman0125.ca · 24/11/2024
"Riding Around Turning Off Everyone TV"

Someone driving their car in a neighbourhood with a wii u showing the tv remote screen
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spooky flatline 🔞 @dixie-flatline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Resident Evil was fuckin baller. Cregger can do no wrong as he's 3 for 3
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As a supe myself if you show up to a job interview im conducting with iced coffee in hand im doing an MK fatality on you Like you will be torn to shreds I will wear your entrails as adornments for the next candidates to see
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Streets saying Lindsey "Nostalgia Chick" Ellis stole Jenny Nichols whole flow
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol holy shit I wouldn't talk about literally anything else if I was the guy running against him. —"What do you think about trans kids in sp-" —"Did you hear my opponent had his patient, who was 8 months pregnant, arrested in front of her son because she didn't pay a $50 medical bill?"
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
That beans tweet caused the most psychic damage towards a politician than ever before
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
2014 era where they were figuring out their presentation was so funny
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Whos penis is this? Why am i jerking it off? Im tremoring at the length and girth, so is it the liberals making me feel this way? Theyve normalized this. Its what they want. For me to be a sleeve. A cocksleeve for my meat master. Whats going on?
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We needed a story like lesbian bar masking controversy. Why? Because its good to have something that brings you back to 2018. Like a vintage wine being opened. Nostalgia can be good once in a while
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not 2 victim blame but each time i saw a video of clav doing weird shit to women at a club, on the street, or on a boat i always think do these girls just not know who he is or are they willingly allowing this dude to do weird shit to them cuz they geniunely find him attractive
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As soon as britt baker gets on the headset, she rambles about not being able to pronounce a foreign name. You know youre cooked creatively as a heel when you do room temperature racism. #aew
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jack Perry teasing a match at all out vs joe most likely got a notable team player like joe to put his foot down #aew
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
2020s music is gonna be defined by having 20 seconds of a song engineered to be on tiktoks or instagram stories. Totally driven by virality. We've seen how it effects live performances of these songs where audiences are silent until the 20 second chunk. Bleak stuff
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Its funny how ppl who tried to project depth or even their own feelings onto clavicular, maybe because he was them at some point only for it to blow up in their face spectacularly. "How were we to know he'd do this?" Open your fuckin eyes!
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Im seeing a huge uptick, most likely israeli X saudi propaganda smearing yemenis as hopelessly addicted to Khat to which i say man imagine getting packed up by tweakers #WinnersUseDrugs
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Gas Prices is gonna cause them to use a rickshaw instead of a van for the BangBus
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Finally bringing these hacks to goddamn justice youtu.be/jpW_WIOYMYQ?...
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Friz Freleng Recycling Gags Compilation
YouTube video by onecustardpie
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Lucy from Edgerunners and 2B Automata are called party strippers for other games, whos a male stripper they send for game crossovers?
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Something ive noticed about how prestige tv writes autistic characters is that they write them as Data from Star Trek
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Watching The Pitt on my flight, they really nailed the Pro Life "my teen daughter will have the baby" phenotype with this character
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I think ppl are too caught in the sexual liberation women bit of that sydney sweeny add and should talk about conservatives will see no issue with that ad but if you have a gay couple in an Ad theyll mald about gayness being shoved down their throats
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Im convinced atp that Tony never asks Jericho whats the goal with his storylines and feuds. Hes trusting jericho to end them properly despite not doing that for the past few years No conclusion to Sammy No conclusion to the learning tree Feuds end abruptly making you wonder what was the point #aew
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Found out that camp flog gnaw has already sold out their parking passes and i have to wonder if they make the parking sections smaller and smaller because its all parking lot. Dodger stadium has a giant saturn ring of parking lot. How do you run out of parking lot.
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Idk what u said but ive been wanting to motorboat them wyrm tiddies for a decade
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
[Produced video of Mamdani walking down the streets of Manhattan] new Yorkers we've gotten a lot of things done. Some small, some big, but they all matter. However, theres still one more thing we need to do. Get user Cowboy Menace some head with a lil bit of teeth.
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The fact all the other opening acts and ed's band dropped out of the tour really does show how fucking poisonous zionism is to your image like no one likes this shit!
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
[Tears streaming, snot flowing out of nose, face puff] please just just *sobs* stop popping your fat pussy for the hoez
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Screened Ballerina and man its just as good as the john wick movies. Was hollering at how hard some of the goons were getting killed. The grenade sequence had me saluting the screen. Hoping we Get another spin off or JW 5 soon
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Rip to Bob Mackie She slobbed on my knob cuz im the mack g She left you cuz of the wack D Relax B Money under her bed cuz you wont ever tax me
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I think its funny how many leftists are shocked hunter biden is trying to scam like no this guy always sucked you liked him because he too is a failson and you felt seen when he was in the public eye
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
She rules shes so nakedly awful and doesnt really offer anything but demanded her voters make her a big time politician.
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Watching TCAP clips you know hansen loved whenever predators brought up watching dateline like it mustve gave him a huge boner that his show had predators on edge
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Miyazaki and FromSoft are so fucking vindicated for never making their games easy. Wolverine is a result of these bad faith "accessible" discourse we got each souls game release. People thinking accessible means making the game treat you like a moron. You cant get mad! This is what you wanted!
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
If insomniac made a punisher game Punisher: [shoots gun] i shot a bullet, i got 29 more [shoots gun] i shot a bullet, i got 28 more [shoots gun] i shot a bullet, i got 27 more [shoots gun] i shot a bullet, i got 26 more [shoots gun] i shot a bullet, i got 25 more [shoots gun] i shot a bullet, i got
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We might be witnessing the end of insomniac as we know it. How they overspend on development, they need wolverine to be a huge success. However with how poorly the reviews are, even among the most charitable game sites and reviewers. Its over.
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
This is the funniest Kirk thing post Kirkening
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jokes aside, i wish i could unsee the kirk footage. Easily one of the worst things ive seen. Just how the blood pours out. Watching his life just leave his body. If you havent seen it i envy you
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Cowboy Menace Esq. @cowboymenace.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Come on and let the kirk times roll, blood'll be sprayin from our neck holes if it takes all night long
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