fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 16/08/2026leo season starts at the end of july bc a cancer could not handle having an august birthday 000
Reposted by franburn it all down @russbengtson.bsky.social · 19/07/2026guess argentina can’t be down a man if they have all the refs 122722
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 19/07/2026learnt so much about football this world cup for example argentina fucking suck 010
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 01/12/2025it can’t only be december and I feel like this this is like february level feeling like shit bro 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 26/11/2025not to brag but I knew kid starver’s labour were rancid cunts before they got elected 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 25/09/2025APPLE MUSIC HAVE BROUGHT BACK THE ALBUM COVER PLAYLIST COVERS EVERYONE REJOICE 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 22/09/2025walking directly into people who are coming down the stairs on the tube in the wrong direction is one of life’s simple pleasures 010
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 12/08/2025“thank god im so normal” - me as i collect wasps for my wasp jar 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 10/08/2025can I just write in this autism assessment form ‘please stop asking me all these questions I am exhausted’ 010
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 07/08/2025kinda crazy how I didnt realise when I listened to gooey by glass animals for the first time almost 11 years ago that they would still be changing my life in 11 years time 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 05/08/2025whenever I knit continental I understand why people complain about purling so much 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 03/08/2025job interviews will have u crying over the fact u don’t know what a pivot table is 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 28/07/2025kid starver has such a punchable face I just wanna test a theory 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 15/07/2025don’t think I will ever be over evita at the palladium and not in a good way 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 29/05/2025there’s a guy who sells the big issue outside Holborn and I always smile and say good morning to him and whenever he sees me the light leaves his eyes like I’ve pissed on his mother’s grave 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 19/05/2025does the deer that screams outside my bedroom window know he doesn't have to do me like that 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 01/05/2025my favourite thing about alexa is how if you set an alarm after midnight it sets it for fully the next day like yes thanks that’s fucking obviously what I wanted 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 26/04/2025the biggest thing I don’t understand about america is their thing with cooking egg yolks. an egg without a runny yolk is so worthless to me might as well bin the whole egg 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 20/04/2025do u have to take some kind of personality quiz to ensure you are both annoying and pretentious enough to host on radio 6? 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 17/04/2025life is just about periodically rediscovering your love for cottage cheese 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 07/04/2025every time mike’s mic does the olivia wilde nod a fairy gets their wings 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 31/03/2025eating dinner at 6:30 like an eight year old or an american bc fuck if the pub are gonna con me into buying food at the pub quiz 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 17/03/2025every week is another week wdym i have to go to the office tomorrow i was just there last week 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 15/03/2025will I ever be normal about aftg? trick question of course not 0159
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 10/03/2025I’ve reached new lows of knee problems (the elliptical) 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 07/03/2025saying I have a bad knee implies the existence of a good knee when really it’s just a slightly less bad knee 010
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I love how every time fitbit change their app they make it just a little bit worse ❤️ 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 23/02/2025have literally only ever seen anyone say good things abt hadestown on the west end it makes me feel like im going insane 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 21/02/2025sometimes I think god isn’t real then I remember listening to one song on repeat 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 14/02/2025my meanest friend commented on a pic saying renee rapp vibes gonna be riding this high for a while 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 05/02/2025the biggest clown on earth is me bc I continue to pay for asos next day delivery despite the fact it’s never once been delivered next day 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 05/02/2025stop inviting me to your broadcast channel. i’m not going to join your broadcast channel. 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 27/01/2025why has all my favourite makeup been discontinued and I have to go through a crusty musty greasy slimy stage again while I find new products that work 😭 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 16/01/2025this is so funny bc as soon as I finished it I bought 2.5kg of vegan chocolate which was just infinitely worse 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 16/01/2025americans mad rude about english food but suddenly all obsessed w ‘french toast casserole’ which is literally just bread pudding 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 16/01/2025kinda convinced keir starmer is a tory plant to turn everyone against labour for another 12 years of tory government at the next election 200
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 16/01/2025drank orange juice on adhd medication and now I’m facing the quencies 010
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 21/12/2024when I put the playlist of the 10 songs I’m currently obsessed with on to drive to the grocery store and the 10 songs I’m currently obsessed with play 010
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 21/12/2024ORVILLE PECK COVER OF BORN THIS WAY BY LADY GAGA????? 010
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 17/12/2024I wanna know what percentage of people in artist’s top listeners on Spotify wrapped and apple replay are neurodiverse 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 08/12/2024attempt 73 of taping my knee before bed wish me luck 000
fran @cowboycorefran.bsky.social · 08/12/2024honestly I am a staunch apple music truther I just need them to bring back the old playlist covers with the album covers 010