Ash ✨ @cowboycartash.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Back in London Sunday-Wednesday (Battersea/clapham junction) if any oomfies wanna say hi 😌👉👈 010
Ash ✨ @cowboycartash.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Drama is like gay man Gatorade. It replenishes their electrolytes! 010
Reposted by Ash ✨Ash ✨ @cowboycartash.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Get yourself a djungelskog you'll never have any regrets I promise - he's the boyfriend you've always wanted until you find your Angelina 👉👈 ✨ 051
Ash ✨ @cowboycartash.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Feel absolutely drained. Kinda just feels like I’m existing with no one and nothing recently. 000
Ash ✨ @cowboycartash.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Get yourself a djungelskog you'll never have any regrets I promise - he's the boyfriend you've always wanted until you find your Angelina 👉👈 ✨ 051
Ash ✨ @cowboycartash.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Can’t sleep. DMs are open if anyone wants to chatttt 010
Ash ✨ @cowboycartash.bsky.social · 31/07/2026This is what I imagine Peter Parker said when Black Cat rocked up on the scene 030
Reposted by Ash ✨Jack Shoulder @jackshoulder.bsky.social · 27/07/2026BIG MUSEUM BUMS NEWS KLAXON 1234
Ash ✨ @cowboycartash.bsky.social · 25/07/2026I’m sorry but they did not materialise number 10 north in just a few days of burnham being in position. This takes months of tender, refurbishment, branding, staffing and procurement… It’s places for growth scheme being repurposed as a political move of power, imo. CabOff has offices everywhere? 000
Ash ✨ @cowboycartash.bsky.social · 23/07/2026My neurospicy brain can’t stop doing the Boris Johnson “chatgippiteeee” vocal stim 010
Ash ✨ @cowboycartash.bsky.social · 20/07/2026This isn’t news this is literally what EVERY civil servant does when we move job 😂😂😂 040
Ash ✨ @cowboycartash.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Hello Spanish boys I am happy for you but also free and available to be married so I can claim a European passport once again x 010
Ash ✨ @cowboycartash.bsky.social · 19/07/2026My highlight of this world Cup final is seeing Beyonce and Jay Z chilling in the exec boxes whilst pretending they know what a football is 000
Ash ✨ @cowboycartash.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The halftime show is basically besides JB a huge lip sync battle and rupaul wasn’t even invited 😡 000
Ash ✨ @cowboycartash.bsky.social · 16/07/2026I hate myself for editing this but it’s genuinely so gaga coded levels of dramatics looool 011
Reposted by Ash ✨Ash ✨ @cowboycartash.bsky.social · 08/07/2026My new bedroom was bland so I gayed it up a little until I get a TV ✨ 061
Ash ✨ @cowboycartash.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Jay Z is performing at Tottenham stadium on Bey’s birthday (4th September)…. She called it her favourite stadium. Oh we are so getting an Act III exclusive 😍 000
Ash ✨ @cowboycartash.bsky.social · 08/07/2026My new bedroom was bland so I gayed it up a little until I get a TV ✨ 061
Reposted by Ash ✨Just Æd 🏳️🌈 @liverfrog.bsky.social · 03/07/2026replying ‘wow you got so ugly’ to strangers twink era pictures ❤️❤️❤️ 2221
Ash ✨ @cowboycartash.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Given the amount of sexy Mexican bloomfs on here I’m kinda sad England won ngl like 030
Ash ✨ @cowboycartash.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Kick off delayed until 2am? Looool imma go bed at this rate I have work tomorrow 😭 000
Ash ✨ @cowboycartash.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I need more queer friends I can hang out with tbh 🥺👉👈 110
Ash ✨ @cowboycartash.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Feel free to add me bloomfies always nice to chat to new people 😌 snapchat.com/t/f40TmKs1snapchat.comAsh / on SnapchatAsh / is on Snapchat! 000
Ash ✨ @cowboycartash.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I’ve just clocked this album cover is a zip and belt buckle and not in fact an SD card shoved up someone’s ass on x ray. 030
Ash ✨ @cowboycartash.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Hydration breaks are funny because the football are basically giving players their basic right to water But also.. it’s the perfect time to check those apps gays and theys xo 010
Ash ✨ @cowboycartash.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Was talking to a guy on an *app* and mentioned how I’m watching the football. He called me pathetic and homophobic because I’m watching the match?! It’s attitudes like that which make sport and football inaccessible. LGBT+ people should be able to enjoy things and participate too, surely?… 140
Ash ✨ @cowboycartash.bsky.social · 15/06/2026I’m in Cardiff Sunday-Thursday next week if any bloomfs wanna say hi btw 😌🥰 000