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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 5h

Big shot Yankees can’t even get a hit.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 5h

Remember when Paul Blackburn recorded all those albums under the name Dan Fogelberg?

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’m old enough to remember a time in this country when you weren’t clean until you were zestfully clean.

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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Well, gee, this certainly makes $6 per gallon diesel worth it

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’ll bet that’s not the first time Al Michaels has said, “That’s one way to get it out of there.”

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

“Dead ball foul” is such a depressing sounding term. But it’s also a bitchin band name.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Rodgers blames that last penalty on Dr Fauci.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The only legit Vision Quest involves Matthew Modine.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

@robertmays.bsky.social It’ll never happen but the Cowboys can salvage this season if they hand Klayton Adams the play calling sheet.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Why a team with Dak, CeeDee, George Pickens and solid players like Javonte Williams, Jake Williams, and Ryan Flourney isn’t in constant f you mode eludes me.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Trying a 59 yard field goal on a sketchy field on4th and 6 from the opponent’s 42 when you have Dak, CeeDee and Pickens is quite the choice.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you like watching NFL quarterbacks make unbelievably bad decisions, today is Christmas.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Cam Ward with the worst non-Drake Maye throw you’ll see today.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The refusal to address and replace the MetLife turf is ten times worse than Jerry Jones refusing to put up curtains.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Think the Pats want Joe Milton back?

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Nothing the Jets could do about that one. That’s just Jahmyr Gibbs doing cool Jahmyr Gibbs shit.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Drake Maye has been one of the worst quarterbacks in football through three weeks.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

@drewmagary.bsky.social not sure who’s doing the color commentary on this awful Titans Giants game, but he’s making Mark Schlereth look like prime John Madden.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Brilliant game management by Bob Saleh. What a shock.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My message to the Tampa Bay Rays and Arizona Diamondbacks today:

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The NFL seriously needs a uniform czar. This hot garbage the Bills and the Colts is unacceptable. Kids are watching.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If you are one of those freaks who gets aroused by punting, the Jets-Lions game is basically pornhub right now.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Anytime there’s even a hint of a fall nor’easter, I play “The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald” on a loop for 36 hours.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The thing you have to remember about Gen Xers is that most of us have listened to a shit ton of Journey most of our lives.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I just saw the NY Times list of the best tv shows of the 21st century. What the fuck is Fleabag?

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I wasn’t aware Tucker Kraft looked like that.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I just remembered that the little kid in Kramer vs Kramer was the asshole little brother in Sixteen Candles.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The fat bastard missed it. We’ll see if it proves costly.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

How many of the people impacted just couldn’t bring themselves to vote for the black lady?

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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time. I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker.

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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

A reminder that the sitting president is named 38,000 times in the Epstein files, is an adjudicated sexual abuser and brags about grabbing women by their genitals. Time for him to go. Make sure you are registered to vote for the most important midterm election of our lifetimes.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I know it’s been a few years and I should be used to it by now, but it’s criminal the Raiders play in a dome. The Raiders home field should always be outside on real grass and a dirt infield in September.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Has there ever been a back like Saquan Barkley, who is an elite runner but awful at every other part of the game?

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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Why do we still have Mark Schlereth on NFL broadcasts? Diaper man is serving us horse meat, AI is gonna kill us. Cant we catch a break?

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Idiotic call by Ben Johnson. He makes way too many of those “my balls are huge” calls.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Is it Rush Week in Pittsburgh?

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Looking forward to seeing Paul Blackburn’s Kenny Loggins tribute band this fall.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Meanwhile, with much of us distracted by football, the Mets are doing Mets shit.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Outside of the first Superman movie in 1978 and Batman Begins, I’m not a huge comic book movie/tv show guy. But Laterns is a great show.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

It’s easier to find a leprechaun than a game with a single digit point spread on the first weekend of college football.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I’ve been doing some research on those ancestry sites and turns out my great great uncle, who fought for the union in the Civil War, was the first person to use the phrase “F-ck you and the horse you rode in on.”

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

Well, this sucks donkey balls.

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Brian Coleman @cowbellguy.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I’ve been ostracized by several friends and family members for my overwhelming support and respect for the 1986 buddy-action movie Running Scared.

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Ricky Davila @therickydavila.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Northwest Indiana has literally been without power for over a week now and residents there describe it as living in survival mode. Indiana is a red state in case you’re wondering why it’s taking so long, why there’s little to no coverage of it and why it’s happening in the US in 2026.

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