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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太

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Historian of Chinese religions Religion, philosophy, West Europe, East Asia and everything in between. Mostly dad jokes, bad humor and memes - mostly memes. Curious, asking questions and using this platform to know more people.

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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 12h
I forgot how awesome 12% beers are 😅 Nice weekend y'all
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#inktober Apple Μύλο ཀུཤུ Алим
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just realised "French grammar" in Chinese is 法语语法 Fayu yufa
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just read a book taking place in the Byzantine era. One of the characters was described as wearing "an arctic smile". I assume the author meant "a cold smile", but given the fact it's a Greek speaking era, I couldn't but interpret that as a bear-smile 🐻.
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How cum this platform still doesn't have polls feature?
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cinderella is a story whose whole point is Deus ex Machina
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I love how words travel and mutate. 🇬🇷 Μηλοπέπων 🍈 🇬🇷 Πεπόνι 🍈 🇮🇱 Melafefon מלפפון 🥒 🇻🇦 Pepo 🍈 🍉 🇷🇴 Pepene 🍉 🍈 🇲🇩 Harbuz 🍉 🇹🇷 Karpuz 🍉 🇬🇷 Καρπούζι 🍉
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Hebrew word for cricket 🦗 Tzratzar Romanian (not Semitic though) word for mosquito 🦟 Țânțar (Ț=TS)
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Full context in the original thread. Devil in the Bible is a fascinating topic. No Satan nor Messiah in the Early scriptures. Zechariah is a post-exile scripture, after Judean tradition had absorbed Iranian concepts of Devil, hell, paradise and Messiah. Which would pave the path to New Testament.
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Ghost month is over. We can go outside after dark. Shana Tova!
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I had some kind of weird - some would say disturbing, others might say funny - dream last night. I was home alone, and in a disadvantage position, if you know what I mean. Then I caught my neighbour peeping on me.
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If you read this, it means you survived last Tuesday. Get some rest and eat something. If you don't read this, you're probably dead already. Sorry for you.
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm more worried whether it's a 1 - critical failure or 20 - critical success.
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Last Tuesday for this lunar month. This Ghost Month started with a solar eclipse, at its peak, Ghost Festival, we experienced a lunar eclipse, and only few days left. It basically shouts INAUSPICIOUS! Stay safe everyone. 🛑🔴🧄🪬🧿🍀🔴🟥🧄🤞🏼 #badlucktuesday
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
So many AI generated pictures, calling for prayer to Nepal. How do we explain to people that the massive use of AI generated photos is one of the reasons to this disaster, without sounding like assholes preaching to people in distress?
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I think Dolly Parton was one of my introductions to country music as a child. I loved her and her music, but I must admit she wasn't on my top 10 list. More than a great singer, she was a great human. I don't know how many people remember she donated a lot of money for COVID vaccination development.
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Worldle spoiler I wonder if they didn't show me the map as referenced to a country-that-doesn't-exist joke...
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Remember the Colossus of Rhodes? So, I got some existing news for you...
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Malleus Maleficarum...
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Guys, be careful it's the Ghost Month! The time of the year the hungry ghosts come to find food, or, as they say, Preta 👻 Manger 🍚
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
And what if... Moroccan mob raided Spanish territory as a response to the world cup results?
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Drunkard
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I believed that few weeks of Koine Greek practice wouldn't be useful in Greece. And guess what! It is not. I wonder if it would be useful in the Byzantine or Jesus's era.
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It's all a part of an Illuminati reptilian Zionist scheme.
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
It's too bad Spain won. I had so much conspiracy rant which I can't use now.
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
How's your final? youtu.be/LfduUFF_i1A?...
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Monty Python Philosophy Football
YouTube video by RosenzweigBenjamin
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The Muppets are in the World Cup halftime break! Better than football.
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
No queue in the grocery store. Everyone's watching the game. 😄
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
If France wins, and based on the last world cup final results, we'll have a final proof that God is Catholic. #fifa #worldcup
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I really don't care who's going to win this #fifa #worldcup
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Haven't been this exited since Falklands 1982 🇬🇧🇦🇷
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Beating France on July 14th, that's not football, that's poetry.
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'll never forgive Portugal and France for making me taking Spain's side. #fifa #worldcup
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I found out that, if I'm in Hungary and try to speak my broken Hungarian with the locals, they become very friendly and helpful. In France, on the contrary, they get very angry at me, when I try to speak with them Hungarian.
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
How I see the Brazilian team:
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Minions Stuart, Bob, Kevin: Wow Look At That!
ALT: Minions Stuart, Bob, Kevin: Wow Look At That!
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I'd blame July 4th, but my feed on Blusky is always Uscentric.
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Great god of football, please don't give us Portugal - Argentina final match. And France, we definitely don't want France in the final match. Let it be anyone but these 3. We are tired of them. Let it be Norway, Mexico, Egypt whatever... Oh, and no Brazil, how did I forget Brazil? We had enough.
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Hungarian lesson: Egy 1
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
😞🇭🇷
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Maybe, just maybe, if I stop relate myself to grumpy Biblical prophet Elisa, just maybe, my hair will grow back normal again... #gettingold
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Just found out there's a village in Greece named Buffy.
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I don't know if I ever told that to anyone of the three people who still read here, but the surname Tomașevici is actually Romanian spelling of the Croatian name Tomašević. I'll be using it, as long as the Croatian team is not wiped out of the world cup.
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The referee is waiting for the VAR results, or as they say in Hungarian: A bíró VÁR. #fifa #worldcup
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
You don't need VAR when you have Hvar.
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
🟥⬜🟥⬜🟥 ⬜🟥⬜🟥⬜ 🟥⬜🟥⬜🟥 ⬜🟥⬜🟥⬜ - \ ⬜🟥⬜ / - ⚽🇭🇷 #worlcup #fifa #croatia
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
It seems like women between 25 to 45 just remain the same, while men between 27 to 32 simply fall apart quickly. Is it something known, or is it only me that put too much weight on hair an baldness.
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
About 10% of Curaçao population is on the field right now.
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Bluesky: Hear ye, hear ye! Now the PrivateDM feature has a group chat feature. Wait, we have have a DM feature?
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You Guys Meme
ALT: You Guys Meme
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Some racists think there's a difference between bloods of people from different nations. I'm here to assure you that there is no difference between Christian blood, Jewish blood, Muslim blood, French blood, Japanese blood, Tanzanian blood, etc. They all taste the same. Don't ask me how I know this.
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Matthaeus Tomasevici 🥨 馬太 @covrig.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Belgium's sons last Eurovision was called Dancing on the Ice, and it made me think of a Romanian baba yelling: Moaș-ta pe gheață (Your midwife is on the ice)
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