Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 20hDon’t worry Cap’n shits-in-pants. Airfare for two to Europe would use up most of that faux check you don’t intend to send us. 000
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 21hstatic.klipy.comHey Girl Sliding Into Your D Ms LikeAlt: Hey Girl Sliding Into Your D Ms Like 4670
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026One of the absolute worst parts of the last decade is the realization that we are indeed surrounded by the most illiterate, slack-jawed populace in our history. 2141
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Quick, what’s another way we can make sure the youngest in our society know we hate them? 000
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Greg too busy. Going out for a jog on a tree-lined path. 010
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Surprises come in many forms and not all are favorable, President shits-in-pants. 000
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Hi legacy mainstream media, this is how you should be doing your job. @jonathankarl.bsky.social @nbcnews.com @cbsnews.com @cnn.com @nytimes.com 061
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026static.klipy.comStay Pressed Stay Puft Marshmallow ManAlt: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man 010
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026President shitshispants speaks from his cold dark heart. Also, we all know Maralago goes first. 000
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026For anyone who’s not aware, the “arena” was a high school gym. 010
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Ahhh yes. We should all try to reach across the aisle and work together. Fools. 010
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026More both-sideisms from the party actively engaged in destroying everything sacred in the last two years. 000
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Since he’s guilty what does this mean for him… 012
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Please take 386 of those, sir. That’s what they mean. 130
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Must have eaten that shit he calls cheese 010
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026We know you have an important job, but it’s more important that you’re not a fattie. 000
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So the 47th President of the Unites States approach to leading our country is “I’m not crazy, you’re crazy.” 010
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Elon Musk, Palmer Luckey, and Newt Gingrich walk into a bar… 470
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Seems stable and fully capable of making moral decisions regarding AI self regulation. 0132
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Seems like this guy understands how to be a leader 000
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So are we embracing medicine in the pioneer days or are we on the cusp of having AI doctors to replace humans? The messaging is a bit scattered. 010
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Social experiment to see how many of us move back to cable because it’s cheaper. 070
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026A lot of us don’t have a problem with America first. We DO have a problem when in achieving that we tell all of our real allies to fuck right off while simultaneously cozying up to our enemies. 010
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026United States of America USA United States US America 030
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026We want to get rid of fascist bootlicking goons like Joe. 000
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Fuck this guy. He had a platform and chose to look away. 050
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026He’s going to turn Kennedy Center into the Justice League isn’t he? “We’ll have Superman, Wonder Woman, etc. standing by to protect me.” <accordion hands> 001
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The rest should not walk out. They should start asking tougher questions, and when they get the typical answers they should clap back. They should also start speaking up for each other at the moment one of them in the pool is verbally attacked. Refuse to be spoken to like they are less than human. 001
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Right. And just as easy for mainstream media to perform the sanewashing from a distance. Don’t need to be there to hear the lies and not challenge them. 110
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Dear CNN, you’ve been sanewashing DJT for a decade. What made you think this would not happen? Did your softening of the truth help? Did Tapper’s hit job on Biden’s age help? Did Bash’s embrace of Netanyahu’s policy help? Did Jennings’ nightly appearances to ensure you provide “both sides” help? 161
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comAja Jim CarreyAlt: Aja Jim Carrey 000
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026How I wish the people dumb enough to vote for him were the only victims of that choice 010
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If your mission was to cede what legislative power you have to King Shitshimself, then yes, mission accomplished. 000
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026American corporations have too much money in the EU to let that happen. Maybe this shit rattles the cages of a few CEOs and CFOs…or maybe they all want to burn it down. Who tf knows anymore? 021
Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026static.klipy.comHachubby opening ketchup bottleALT: Hachubby opening ketchup bottle 130