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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩

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Still not convinced that he was right about everything

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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 20h
Don’t worry Cap’n shits-in-pants. Airfare for two to Europe would use up most of that faux check you don’t intend to send us.
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 21h
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Hey Girl Sliding Into Your D Ms Like
Alt: Hey Girl Sliding Into Your D Ms Like
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One of the absolute worst parts of the last decade is the realization that we are indeed surrounded by the most illiterate, slack-jawed populace in our history.
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Quick, what’s another way we can make sure the youngest in our society know we hate them?
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fake. At every opportunity.
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Greg too busy. Going out for a jog on a tree-lined path.
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Surprises come in many forms and not all are favorable, President shits-in-pants.
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hi legacy mainstream media, this is how you should be doing your job. @jonathankarl.bsky.social @nbcnews.com @cbsnews.com @cnn.com @nytimes.com
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Stay Pressed Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
Alt: Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
President shitshispants speaks from his cold dark heart. Also, we all know Maralago goes first.
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
For anyone who’s not aware, the “arena” was a high school gym.
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ahhh yes. We should all try to reach across the aisle and work together. Fools.
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Lies as well as he fucks couches.
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
More both-sideisms from the party actively engaged in destroying everything sacred in the last two years.
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Since he’s guilty what does this mean for him…
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Please take 386 of those, sir. That’s what they mean.
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Must have eaten that shit he calls cheese
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We know you have an important job, but it’s more important that you’re not a fattie.
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fuck this dementia ridden loser
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So the 47th President of the Unites States approach to leading our country is “I’m not crazy, you’re crazy.”
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Elon Musk, Palmer Luckey, and Newt Gingrich walk into a bar…
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Seems stable and fully capable of making moral decisions regarding AI self regulation.
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Effin A, Jack.
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Seems like this guy understands how to be a leader
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And this will be updated in 3…2…1…
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🥴
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Can’t ruin the hand makeup
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Says Senator A.I. Bot
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This fuckin guy ova here
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
So are we embracing medicine in the pioneer days or are we on the cusp of having AI doctors to replace humans? The messaging is a bit scattered.
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Social experiment to see how many of us move back to cable because it’s cheaper.
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A lot of us don’t have a problem with America first. We DO have a problem when in achieving that we tell all of our real allies to fuck right off while simultaneously cozying up to our enemies.
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
United States of America USA United States US America
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Shit Intelligence
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
We want to get rid of fascist bootlicking goons like Joe.
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Effin A, JD. Effin A.
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fuck this guy. He had a platform and chose to look away.
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He’s going to turn Kennedy Center into the Justice League isn’t he? “We’ll have Superman, Wonder Woman, etc. standing by to protect me.” <accordion hands>
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ed Shittin
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The rest should not walk out. They should start asking tougher questions, and when they get the typical answers they should clap back. They should also start speaking up for each other at the moment one of them in the pool is verbally attacked. Refuse to be spoken to like they are less than human.
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Right. And just as easy for mainstream media to perform the sanewashing from a distance. Don’t need to be there to hear the lies and not challenge them.
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dear CNN, you’ve been sanewashing DJT for a decade. What made you think this would not happen? Did your softening of the truth help? Did Tapper’s hit job on Biden’s age help? Did Bash’s embrace of Netanyahu’s policy help? Did Jennings’ nightly appearances to ensure you provide “both sides” help?
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Aja Jim Carrey
Alt: Aja Jim Carrey
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thank you Trump!
Box of Depends
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
How I wish the people dumb enough to vote for him were the only victims of that choice
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If your mission was to cede what legislative power you have to King Shitshimself, then yes, mission accomplished.
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He died a little bit more
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nah, you own this too Marge.
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
American corporations have too much money in the EU to let that happen. Maybe this shit rattles the cages of a few CEOs and CFOs…or maybe they all want to burn it down. Who tf knows anymore?
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Covfefe Hefe ✊🇺🇸🏛️🐃💩 @covfefehefe.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Hachubby opening ketchup bottle
ALT: Hachubby opening ketchup bottle
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