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Cousin Herb

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Navigating thru life one shit show at a time

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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
We got the best legal system that money can buy! Amirite!?
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Xitter is little more than a shitter stall wall in a Nazi dive bar. You can’t really be sure whose mouth is on the other side of that glory hole.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Pretty sure I speak for most Mainers when I suggest you STFU and take your dumbfuck koolaid back to the children’s table.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Yep, and yet JW is still somehow to the left of the current Kakistocratic regime of crooks and dunces.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Nate Silver? After how he blew 2016, it’s a wonder that anybody gives him any credibility at all.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Team Collins appreciates your continued patronage at their AIPAC-funded shit-sandwich and Koolaid stand.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
I bake mine @ 420F
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I saw that and immediately mistook him for a live action Buzz Lightyear.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I use salt. That’ll really put the pucker on your face.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
LOL! No. Not real.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Dammit, I meant “another Fetterman.”
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I respect being cautious, especially when there’s a carefully crafted media narrative that he is another Platner.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Why post a story from several days ago, when details have emerged that Platner’s main accuser is a right wing operative w/ ties to Susan Collins, helping her craft a speech in support of rapey Brent Kavanaugh for SCOTUS?!?! You guys working for the same establishment Dems trying to thwart him?
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. They’re getting exactly what they deserve. #BoycottCBS cuz you Can’t Believe Shit that Collaborators Backing Shitler say.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
That prattling moron alone drops the US’s average IQ by several points. We live in THE DUMBEST timeline.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Bullshit. Collins has alienated pretty much everybody who supported her centrist narrative. The only way Platner loses is if people stay home because he doesn’t pass some dumbfuck purity test. You know, the same way we got stuck with Shitler instead of Kamala in 2024.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Allegations made by a career right wing operative with ties to Susan Collins. Sure. Totally believable.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
youtu.be/-PgTjhx1VLw
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He-Man and Skeletor Dancing | Money Supermarket Commercial
YouTube video by AV Enthusiast
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
She ran herself out when she vetoed that data center moratorium. She basically fucked the entire state over just so Jay, Maine can learn the hard way how they fucked themselves.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
That prattling fool and every other regressive shit stain like him deserve credit for screwworm flies making a comeback in the first fucking place.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
PPH carrying sewer water for Collins.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Pretty sure I speak for most Mainers when I suggest you STFU & mind your own business.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
It’s quite alright. These last several months under the Turd Reich have left me feeling increasingly numb every day.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The 47 is a nod to Pedolf Shitler.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Somebody’s gotta carry sewer water for her, and BDN’s ownership has been doing just that for decades.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Of course Collins makes no mention of her association with Platner’s accuser, who was instrumental in giving Collins the correct words to utter in getting Kavanaugh confirmed to SCOTUS.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Mills killed her chance of winning the Dem primary the instant she vetoed that data center moratorium. She literally fucked the entire state over just so residents of Jay, Maine learn the hard way of how badly they’ve fucked themselves.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
That app will NEVER go on my phone.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Seems like they should be criminally charged for theft.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I speak for the entire state of Maine when I say you should get your asshole fitted with dentures to improve your enunciation. Seriously, get fucked in the worse way possible.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The Collins campaign thanks you for your continued patronage at their shit sandwich stand.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Her 10,000th vote to sell Mainers up the river. If PPH would quit carrying choleric sewer water for her, that’d be great.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
That prattling fraud hasn’t held a town hall in over 25 years. Pretty sure that’s because she can’t answer basic questions honestly without making herself look like the sellout she truly is.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Of course Maine republicans are going with intellectual runt Bobby Charles. They seemingly couldn’t get enough small-minded bigotry even when LePlague was in office. If there’s a silver lining, it’s that they’re all spending most of June swearing at rainbows.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
:(
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I dunno who’s behind these attempted smear campaigns, but they’re obviously working to keep Collins in office. Since they can’t polish the choleric, maggot-riddled turd that is Collins’s recent votes supporting fascism, they have to attack her opponent.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Her 10,000th vote selling Mainers up the river. If BDN would quit carrying sewage water for her, that’d be great.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Anybody dumb enough to follow John Linnehan’s dim-witted lead is already fitted with a nose ring.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
People staying home because Kamala didn’t pass some dumbfuck purity test is EXACTLY how we got stuck with Shitler.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
The LAST thing I want in my 401k is anything tied to Oligarchy Elmo.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Only reason nobody will miss him is because the only people “trying to kill him” are paid to miss.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Add a little quail for the Q.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
It only took a bunch of MAGA morons I know 30 years to figure that out.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Aaron Lewis is a moron who makes simple music for simple minded white trash. Comparing that butthurt choad to Springsteen is like comparing pyrite to gold.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Because they are?
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Kudos to Mills for screwing the rest of the state over so Jay residents can find out the hard way how they’ve just been screwed over.
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Cousin Herb @cousinherb.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
The only thing truly Trump-like about that animal comes out of the other end.
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