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Courtney Stith

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a silly goose | Tweeting about/reporting on Gotham + WoSo | @diasporautdpod.bsky.social @nwslmedia | @CBSSportsGolazo @attackingthird | UVA alum | can’t eat gluten

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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 09/08/2026
I managed to rewind
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 30/07/2026
you saying this and the rest of us having to see it
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 27/07/2026
Hotel says my glasses aren’t there but that’s the only place they could be
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 27/07/2026
Left my glasses in Chicago and it’s 10 business days to get a new pair
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 27/07/2026
First win since May 8?
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 28/06/2026
a lot of those world cup lists on here start out like this
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 17/06/2026
HELLO @shireenahmed.bsky.social!!!!
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 07/06/2026
Chileeee this feels incredibly messy to put in a press release
Screenshot of U.S. soccer press release reading:


U.S WOMEN’S NATIONAL TEAM FALLS 2-1 TO BRAZIL IN SÃO PAULO 
 
Sophia Wilson Scores 25th International Goal, Becomes Ninth Mother to Score for the USWNT;  
Brazil Earns Fifth-Ever Win Against the USA 
 
SÃO PAULO, BRAZIL (June 6, 2026) – The U.S. Women’s National Team fell 2-1 to Brazil in the first of two matches in June against the 2027 FIFA Women’s World Cup hosts. In just the second minute, forward Sophia Wilson scored her 25th international goal, becoming the ninth mother to score for the USWNT, but Brazil quickly responded and held the lead despite a dominating second half from the United States. Brazil earned its second-consecutive and fifth overall win against the USA. 

A tremendously loud and enthusiast crowd of more than 31,000 Brazilian fans pushed its team from the opening whistle in what was the first match between the two countries in Brazil since 2014. 
Highlighted text: As U.S. head coach Emma Hayes predicted, it was a chaotic, chippy and highly aggressive match with at least four stoppages due to apparent injuries to Brazilian goalkeeper Lelê, who eventuallly left the game in the 81st minute. 

It did start well for the USA. The Americans opened the scoring after just 96 seconds when forward Trinity Rodman forced a turnover in Brazil’s defensive third. Wilson collected the loose ball and took a few touches towards the middle of the field before curving a shot on the ground from outside the box into the bottom left corner. The goal was Wilson’s first for the USWNT since Oct. 24, 2024. The lead, however, was short-lived.
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 30/05/2026
Don’t be an asshole online and then run behind your screen
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 30/05/2026
Oh baby don’t block me now that you did some horrendous shit and you’re getting called out for it
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 26/05/2026
What are the odds this is the video they added to the WhatsApp with the 26 selected players
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 17/05/2026
Performance art
Photo of my tv with a lot of blur on the screen on what should be a clear picture of the NWSL game
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 31/03/2026
Make it make sense, one team is through and one isn’t
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 30/03/2026
Need these two teams to have a sherbert jersey off
Portland thorns players in their pink/green kit Hailie mace in an Orlando kit
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 28/03/2026
Also front and center with the audience number announcement (might be able to hear it in the video)
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 28/03/2026
🤨🤨🤨🤨
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 27/03/2026
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 25/03/2026
I’m not lmao
Screenshot of Kathryn Batte’s tweet saying “Bayern Munich fans are singing "football's coming home", yes I am also confused”
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 21/03/2026
Im stuck on this
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 09/03/2026
The way I just learned Beyonce performed river deep mountain high on the renaissance world tour and I missed it
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 04/03/2026
You don’t need to be like this fotmob
Screenshot from Fotmob app showing 4-1 scoreline 

Text says:

Substitutions Ollie Watkins Tammy Abraham 

Chelsea are 4-1 up and looking comfortable…so, will they get a red card

Option 1: it’s inevitable 
Option 2: they’ll see out he game with 11 men
2,718 votes poll open
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 15/02/2026
Me eating extremely spicy food even though I know me and my stomach can’t handle very spicy foods
White man pointing at himself in the mirror with text on screen saying why are you like this
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 09/02/2026
I really shouldn't have imposter syndrome when stuff like this floats around but here I am
A screenshot from the Washington Post Email about Bad Bunny's Super Bowl half time performance with a photo from the show that reads:

But if haters were hungry for provocation, Bad Bunny didn’t give them much to sink their teeth into. For viewers who don’t understand Spanish — like this reporter — Bad Bunny made his message abundantly clear at the end of the show, marching in front of a Jumbotron message of “THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE” before spiking a football bearing the phrase “TOGETHER, WE ARE AMERICA.”

You can’t get much more direct than that. But in the America we live in today, misunderstanding — intentional or otherwise — is never a surprise.

 
Headline: Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl halftime show was expected to provoke. Did it?
The show nodded to Puerto Rican injustices and highlighted some hip thrusts. But despite preemptive outrage from Trump, the superstar evoked wholesome values that meshed with the sentiment of the big game
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 09/02/2026
This is a negro spiritual
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 01/02/2026
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 18/01/2026
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 25/11/2025
Are we sure about this
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 17/11/2025
Me watching all my friends go to the NWSL Championship (and not being sent to cover it)
Squidward looking at SpongeBob and Patrick through his window and they’re having fun outside
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 16/11/2025
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 07/11/2025
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 01/11/2025
New York rn
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 30/10/2025
IT GETS BETTER
The Times reporter, Hurley, was researching “an article looking at Zohran Mamdani’s policy plans and their estimated costs,” he wrote. “I would greatly appreciate your insights on Mr Mandani’s ambitious agenda, potential obstacles, and whether the sums add up.”

De Blasio understood the situation. “I could have corrected him,” he said. Instead, he played along. He used ChatGPT to compose a response criticizing Mamdani’s tax plans, in particular, as unlikely to raise the requisite revenue.

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“It was all in good fun. I never thought it would make it to print,” DeBlasio said. He assumed the reporter would “have all his people check it out.”



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The Times deleted the article from its website, and issued a statement claiming that “our reporter had been misled by an individual falsely claiming to be the former New York mayor.”
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 27/10/2025
And look what’s already happening on the bad place app. Hoping the NWSL will quickly and immediately shut this shit down and protect its players
Screenshot from x account NoXYinNWSL saying:

Zambian Prisca Chilufya was previously disqualified from competing in Africa, as discussed at zambianobserver.com/a-touching-sto…, presumably because they are a 5ARD male with normal, male levels of testosterone.

They were also recently traded to Angel City FC.

Has an NWSL veteran noticed?Secondary screenshot from noXYinNWSL x account showing screenshots of Temwa Chawinga and Barbra Banda calling them 5ARD male players and screenshots of the NWSL table with KC Current and the Orlando Pride highlighted

Text across two posts reads: 

It is an open secret who the most likely 5ARD male players in the league are, since 2024, with half a dozen obvious suspects in 2025.

Two of the most dominant teams this season both featured suspected 5ARD male forwards.
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 26/10/2025
With her debut vs Brazil yesterday, Khiara Keating became the first Black goalkeeper in Lionesses history to play at the senior level
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 26/10/2025
We should let golazos stand regardless of what happens because we deserve good things and fun goals
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 19/10/2025
Where can I get some support like this
Photo from the Premier league Twitter account of Ruben Amorim clapping with text on top saying 
“DWLLWLLLDWLWLLDWDLDLLDLLLWLDWLWLWW” (indicating Man United have back to back wins under him for the first time)
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 07/10/2025
Choose your fighter
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 07/10/2025
Fotmob I hope you never change because this is very funny to me
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 27/09/2025
Chelsea football club every week
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 27/09/2025
Fotmob why are you like this
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 20/08/2025
Y’ALL BETTER GO READ THIS ARTICLE BY SYLVS
Meme of a black man holding his phone to his head with the words don’t piss me off on the phone Giannis screaming and typing on his phone and/or taking a photo
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 03/08/2025
I’m sorry but it’s still the worst day of the week
Screenshot of a tweet by Washington spirit saying Monday in all caps with exclamation points
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 30/04/2025
the first thing I'll say is saying a coach doesn't have an A license or a Pro license as justification they could be "toxic" is not a justification
Screen shot from USSoccerplayers.com saying 

A – SENIOR LICENSE COURSE
The A-Senior License focuses on coaching a team at a high level, “in a high-performance senior team environment in a US based competition or coaching in a college environment.” It’s a 10-month course with three in-person meetings (4 days/3 nights), an average of two virtual meetings per week, one virtual meeting week (4 days @ 4-5 hours), independent learning and research, individual/small group workshops with coach educators, expert seminars on domain-specific topics, and a final assessment meeting. The differences are access to a college soccer or minor league club and an application submitted through US Soccer’s coaching portal. The A-Senior License costs $3,500.

PRO LICENSE COURSE
Following the lead of UEFA, US Soccer adopted a Pro License for the top-level coaches. It’s now a requirement for MLS head coaches that don’t qualify for a waiver. US Soccer requires holders of the UEFA Pro License to take the USSF Pro License as well. To qualify to take the course, a coach must hold a US Soccer A License for at least one year and be actively coaching in MLS, NWSL, USL, MLS Next Pro, NISA, or on a US National Team staff for at least one year. The course takes 12 months with three in-person meetings of 5 days each, two virtual meetings per month, two six-day onsite visits to the coach’s club by a USSF instructor, an international visit where possible, two developmental periods, and a final presentation and interview. The Pro License costs $10,000.
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 14/03/2025
I’m so sorry but the car has the same eyes as
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 12/02/2025
Fully being genuine
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 09/02/2025
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 03/02/2025
3x times in a row
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 04/01/2025
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 18/12/2024
Bleacher report what is this? why did you put Sam on Kelley’s body she’s the tallest person there!!!
Bleacher Report image of (L-R) Kelley O’Hara, Alex Morgan, Becky Sauerbrunn, Alyssa Naeher and Sam Mewis with an American flag behind them and a New York city backdrop
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Courtney Stith @courtneystith.com · 04/12/2024
Giggling because DUH it’s always Beyoncé on every platform
Black text on a yellow and blue background with the photo of the 16 carriages by Beyonce cover art

My Spotify wrapped saying my top song was 16 carriages by Beyonce, streamed 117 times and was in the top 0.005% of listeners worldwide

Red and green background with black text from Spotify wrap stating:

My top artist
Beyonce
Minutes listened 7,634

Top 0.05% of listeners worldwideFrom Apple Music
Screenshot of Apple replay 24
Pink background with Cowboy Carter cover art with white text: top song 16 carriages Beyoncé 152 plays Screenshot from Apple Music replay 24
Pink background with black text
Text reading:
Top albums, 58 total albums 
One. Cowboy Carter by Beyoncé 5668 minutes 
Two. my 21st century Ray and the heritage 2422 minutes 
Three. the rise and fall Chappell Roan 1194 minutes 
Four, guts spilled Olivia Rodrigo 734 minutes 
Five. songs in the key of life Stevie Wonder 409 minutes.
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