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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 14h

I turned 37 this year I have serious feelings/lived experience about how much better things get when you turn 28/live to turn 28 I hope 38 will be at least as good next year

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 21h

Fighter jets buzzing Commercial St on a sunny autumn afternoon isn't something that happens every work day!

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I went to the neighborhood spot for martinis/yummy salad but the usual bartender were absent. Instead I wound up talking about art with my neighbor and it were real nice.

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Not only do I not want to cook my own dinner tonight, I also don't want to decide on a potential restaurant. Guess I'll starve.

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Lol, I got invited back to Empire of Love again! Halloween edition, Sunday 11/1; I've been told there will be (hot?) monsters

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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

oh thank God, I remembered the even worse joke I was going to make before I got distracted

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Tonight was the six month anniversary of the restaurant We're training a new substitute bartender, had a looooot of guests, broke a medium amount of glass. Chef made me a steak at closing then we went out dancing and I got to pet his cat after peeing at his apartment after. Six more years!

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

What the fuck is an "American cookie"? Is this what the British think of us? I suppose so long as it's not a repeat of brownies or that awful Mexican week...

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I worked one job all afternoon, got called into the other on my way home then called back off before I could get ready. I was/am thinking about going to Destroyer tonight. My face is oddly flushed. I should find some actual food to eat. This has been A Wednesday Update

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Wearing a normal amount of LL Bean today (socks, boots, jacket) and being kinda jealous of the person using a birch fishing pack to transport their laundry

My feet and legs in the laundromat with the regular carts and someone else's nice and practical sporting gear

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The message I want to see in my Indeed inbox is not from fucking Spirit Halloween

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Everyone at work is mad at each other, my back is killing me, I need to make more money, it's gonna rain way too much and why can't someone other than me take care of me?

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I need Halloween costume ideas. I have 30 days until my friend's party and no plan. In recent years I've been Pee-wee Herman, a black cat, Mrs Claus, an actual martini and Charlie Brown's sheet ghost. What now?

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

There are four nice coasters on my coffee table. Currently each of them has a beverage on top. I am home alone. (Water, coconut water, tea and a cocktail)

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Not working tonight and I should probably go to Trader Joe's but I'll probably just take a nap instead

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Feeling better when the DayQuil should be wearing off, so either I'm healed or I'm gonna be WAY worse in ~48 hours

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Stop doomscrolling and go make yourself some damn dinner!

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I had the occasion to enter both of my parents' homes today, and not only is the difference STARK but *my* house is truly the Venn diagram overlap between the two. Anyways I'm gonna scrub the stove and vacuum tomorrow, probably clean the bathroom too.

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

The Apohadion is one of my very favourite places/things ever, and I will be sending them some bucks if you'd like to do the same 💚💚

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It's only raining in a little bit. It's fine.

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Maybe this doesn't happen to people with cars, but you ever make a grocery list and think "goddamn that's a lotta heavy stuff"?

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Me, watching a nature programme: "Aww, what a weird little guy. I love him"

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Overhead in Portland Maine: "... genderless things, just walking around. They're pretty approachable"

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

You guys are almost certainly the wrong crowd to source this from, but maybe it's time to give a dating app another try? I'm permabanned from Tinder; quit Bumble when they launched AI bot profiles; Grindr is out for obvious reasons. Is Hinge the only game in town?

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Why does my foot hurt so badly? I cannot afford another problem

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Dead End Armory shirt spotted 🖤🖤

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I got to bartend a wedding on the island, take the water taxi on the ocean side/long way home AND I'll probably leave the restaurant early enough tonight to see the show at The Apohadion! Another killer fucking day in Portland, Maine!

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Okay we're getting there and I'm in no way displeased but the Pixel 11 is 2-3x heavier than my Moto was

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Taking pains tonight to make my new phone almost exactly like my old phone

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I put on a full face of makeup and my work clothes only for the bar manager to text me at the last minute that we have a comically low number of reservations and not to come in tonight. I am less mad about that than I would usually be because I haven't had a day off work since August.

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I'm rerunning a version of the outfit I wore to Kate's birthday tonight and if I don't make out with at least one person in the rain at this show we're just going to have to throw in the towel

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

He gave me free potato chips with my martini last night because I came in right after the kitchen closed, so maybe we got a real slow burn on our hands here

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Trying to Logic yourself out of/away from Feelings sure is a strategy that doesn't work all that well

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I've been bullied into going to LCD Soundsystem tomorrow night with my coworkers (We will have a fun time!)

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I saw a big harbor seal from the boat this morning; we survived an absolutely bat shit last-ish day at the island restaurant; my coworkers and Casco Bay Lines fucking rule; now I'm eating cucumber and caviar on my couch. You can't tell me nothing

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Get up, be sleepy <> Lay back down, cannot fall asleep

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

like goddamn guys i am just trying to use computer. in much the same way i have used computer for the past twenty years. stop doing weird stuff to the experience in the name of metrics

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

My Internet is out (router = toast) so I'm watching an old VHS of Rocky Horror via VCR>smart TV But the subtitles are still completely correct!

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Restaurant food in Portland Maine after 9PM Challenge: fucking impossible

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

The seaweed and salt air smell sooooooo good tonight 💙💙

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Last night, I learned that one of my industry friends hates the Shite Laundromat even more than I do. Like, he has a whole scheme to run *all* of the owner's properties out of business, buy them up and operate better laundry bars himself. Apparently all the West End bartenders are in on it too.

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

No? It's fine, I'll just do it myself. Like every other goddamn thing.

A very large very soft piece of pepperoni pizza in a cardboard box, with an iced latte on my coffee table

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Can somebody go to Micucci's and get me a slab?

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petty crocker @courtneydoubleyou.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

AGAIN?! This time he saw me, his face absolutely blanched and I heard him tell his date that, "No no this is definitely *my* bar" You keep telling yourself that, buddy

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