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Slim Shouty

@countycats.bsky.social
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Out bi vet. Shouty. he/him Weird dork with background in CS, electronic warfare, and nuclear deterence. Queer history obsessive. The cat is Gizmo. He's a menace.

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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 7h
No no no. Look? We apparently have to accept Sinema and Bobert into the fold, so to speak, but we're not taking on Trump. That guy is staying in Straight Town.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Really? I just watched a man soil himself on stage. I'd love to see Vance get the same treatment.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wonder if it just feels like a bad time to be openly queer. Media representation has dropped and a sizeable portion of the population thinks it's fine to take out their anxieties on us.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Know this: I shot Tupac."
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Maybe, but I was able to reconnect with my parents years after being told to "go live my lifestyle" in part because they're normie Libs and capable of growth.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Your drink specials lack honor!
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's a little crowded in here, packed in with Will Stancil's Honda Fit. Also, can we talk about what's in that folder labeled Actual Vacation Photos?
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I often wonder if the current crop over there has ever ready the pieces from 25 or 30 years ago. It was sharp and avoided cheap cynicism whereas now it's just, "Schumer will save us, right Libs (jerkoff motion)?"
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I won't even ask what it cost. Last time I was looking at getting one the costs were high and a lot I saw looked rough.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Same
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
F'in Mainers. If Collins was found to be the Zodiac Killer she'd bounce up by another three points.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah, I remember when Halo debuted and all my friends and I could talk about was whether Master Chief's relationship with his parents had led him to enlist.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Our entire news cycle is composed of shotgun scenario prompts
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm so glad I ended my subscription.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Every time I see EDC mentioned, it calls to mind cringey posts of a handgun, three Benchmade knives, two high powered flashlights, a velcro wallet, and a keyring with 30+ keys.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Man, I thought my brother was an asshole.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"I say, boy...uh, I mean your honor..."
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Delighting a generation of NS drinkers
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think people would be much more excited about this if we weren't being teased with Blexas again.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Asking the question: should criminal behavior meet with disapproval?
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Just look at the source!
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes. I think they aren't rallying money or converts so much as trying to stop the spread of dooming on the right that will suppress voting.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My guess is low bar to entry and few people ask who owns it, which is good is your key investors are guys with neck tats and hate crime convictions.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In my city we have a chain of car washes owned by a white nationalist collective that owns a popular shooting range called Tactical 88. They used to have a mural with 1488 on it until that became too obvious.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Aella seems like this Joker figure who pops into the discourse with a wild scheme before being shuttled back to Arkham for a few more months.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think they wanted to put two hated figures from Trumpian lore in close proximity. You add a woman, two Black people, infidelity, and prosecutors and you got yourself a stew. Did it need to be coherent? Ask the Pizzagate knowers.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We used to be a country
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are we restarting pop-country discourse so soon?
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"Per your own email..."
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Enough of Pedo Paxton
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here in Nebraska I haven't seen this one yet but I'll report back if I do.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Curious what you included in a core wardrobe. I've been looking to improve my core pieces but going back on and forth on which elements those are for my current age/work environment.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Every gaming group has that one edgelord braying for this
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Didn't that punk actually write the punk song being played because the original sucked?
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Check on"
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love that John Darnielle jumped into that thread.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Maybe Mullershewrote?
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
To see a whole line of biology research get derailed by months of reading weird Silicon Valley lore would be so 2026.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Are we currently angry about horny creeps in Silicon Valley, a dull country song, Bernie, seed oils, or Chuck Schumer?
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is about Aella, isn't it?
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wait, you haven't heard that one dull country pop song? Sounds like you need to check the privilege in your blue bubble.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Canned corn is the worst topping
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Damn. It really makes ya dink.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He would have been advised on online child safety by Jared Fogle.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Am I smelling toast?
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I got a similar reaction on Threads a while back for suggesting that cinnamon rolls don't belong in chili.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
At this point, "Advisor to Bernie Sanders" carries similar weight to "Relocated by the Catholic Church"
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's one of my issues, but as a cis bi man I've given up on pushing back. It's just one more thing making queer spaces feel less than welcoming. Taking grief from your fellow bisexuals hits harder.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, the beast's book, "If I Did It" paints a very different picture of events.
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Slim Shouty @countycats.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I get it. When I lived in Germany I would quietly lose my shit watching old Germans count out a whole grocery bill in the smallest change they could muster. It was a daily occurrence.
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