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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Y'all need to stop planting ideas.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Swoon
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Feed me to my corgis
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I very vividly remember a video in the early days of porn hub with two Japanese ladies and a funnel full of eels that my friends would show each other to traumatize ourselves.
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Matt Binder @mattbinder.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the tech industry is about to invent books
Andrew Yeung 
@andruyeung
X.com
We created gyms because modern day work no
longer required physical activity. Without exercise,
our muscles atrophy.
I predict we'll need gyms for our brains too, once Al
starts doing our knowledge work.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When i turned 45 the first thing I did was get a scrotum transplant despite the donor only being 19 years of age old balls smell had returned in under 24 hours.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Zoinks
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And its always the one time you get greedy those last three come out.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They needed a prop for dating profile pictures so they can mask thier sociopathy.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Game show culture at large but especially of that generation seems very American right consumerist coded the superficiality is an expression of that.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hess really got his inner multitudes out there for everyone to see.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All while that other infrastructure crumbles.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Peak
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Where are the "I did that" stickers at the gas pumps.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The box should shrink every time you say thi thing you were put i the box for.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The assumption that the center is always to the right really giving away the game here.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I bet there is a little old lady with silver teeth selling some dank tamales around there somewhere.
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brian @trappedinazorb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
i know i shouldn't be surprised by this but it's crazy this dude still has a career after being outed as a rapist. like just totally faded the allegations without even denying it and trucked on
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They just keep getting better.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Is this the guy who got his scrotum caught in a power drill?
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I was born in 1980 and definitely had some undiagnosed learning disabilities and I cant help but wonder how much of that stems from my mom growing up in Tacoma during the 60s and 70s which was at certain points in the 70s considered the most polluted city in the world.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I've been thinking a lot about how these monsters focus on how vaccines are harming kids while completely ignoring environmental pollution.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I tell you what though that office is ripe.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My Allopathic diet has at last allowed me to achieve bass.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 22/08/2026
Kacey Musgraves performing …..You know, I honestly don’t know
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Christianity is kinda based off writing thier guy into the story, this their culture and tradition.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I was wondering where I knew these guys from.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
No one believes in the free market anymore.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Its the problem with thinking you can use one criteria to come to a conclusion for every peice of art. Sure one author just picked blue for the curtains because they needed to be a color. But another has the wall paper yellow because they are trying to convey an atmosphere of sickness.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Its like the opposite side of the horseshoe from "the curtains are just fucking blue"
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Like a rare Pokémon that was always there but you couldn't see until you unlocked the right skills.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
One of the art history facts that always bums me out is how every few decades there would be a social hysteria and all the non christian art would be burned or destroyed. You just know all the coolest stuff ended up on those bonfires.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Imagine leaning into the fact you look like Mitch McConnell and not even Young Mitch
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Have they tried giving them testosterone?
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
That was my neighborhood when I lived in Texas I miss that spot.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
youtu.be/d0CR5GgHOHI?...
youtu.be
Andy Forray - Drac's Back (1979)
YouTube video by Disco 82
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Arrested development voice: Bad things were in fact already happening.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Welcome to Trumponomics where the points dont matter and the rules are made up.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Horseplay bride, ponyplay groom.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Its wild they keep trying to pretend billionairs are job creators when anytime I see a billionaire interviewed most of what they talk about is how ai is going to do all the jobs.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I beat Sekiro!!
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
About time.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Yeah its definitely easier to run off get sidetracked then come back over leveled.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Honestly I think elden ring throws more at you. There are definitely some walls but there is a tool for every job. My biggest compliant is some of the time spent on grinding out skill points seems excessive.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Aspiring to be the heartless bank manager from Drag Me to Hell vibes.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I still haven't finished my fourth playthrough. I did the other ones before you could ride Torrent so I need to get back to it. I did however make it to the last boss in Sekiro last night with relative ease considering I never even made it past the first 1/3 of the game when it was first released.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
And they have nukes!!
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Next door to the place where you collect The Substance
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Boomers and millennial pointing fingers at each other while GenX keeps getting away with this shit.
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Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃 @countfangsley.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
The generous reading is he is an idiot. The not so generous one is he thinks his constituents are idiot and wants them to get sick and die.
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