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Lover of wine. Multipotentialite.

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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The kids in France are protesting because they essentially get advanced college level education in their [later high school years], and conditions aren’t up to snuff. Meanwhile, the teens here can’t even read 😩
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Make sure you keep your insurance card on you, ‘cause they get funny-style at the urgent care
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Camera alerts me that someone is in my yard. I get up to go see. Random dude was in my yard. Why’d I come outside wild as hell? 😩
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Doc Holliday in Tombstone Ready for Action
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m not into cussing out your kids, whuppin on them or anything like that… But I kinda envision Halle coming home after a long day (of whatever the hell she does all day) and her husband and her son were on that damn VR machine playing the game, and she snapped  “Oh, so y’all just laid up?!?!”
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lavender Marriage. That’s what he wants. 🙃
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is why I’m always skeptical of writers: they tend to do whatever it takes for the sake of a story 🫠
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Where my petites at?!!!
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Gang Gang Gang Squad
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I got my fantasy football team 🙃
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
They said
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
$25 for some damn waffles?! I’m thinking the price was because it was waffles AND 6 wings!
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Randy Jackson: That's a No From Me, Dawg
ALT: Randy Jackson: That's a No From Me, Dawg
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I initially saw this as a repost. I’m thinking this was a progressive man talking about fighting for women’s rights in the 60s/70s 😆 I start googling names and was like
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Naomi Campbell Talking in Studio
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I ain’t been this upset since Betty White 
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Nasaphobic Smoking Thoughtfully
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
LAWD!!!!!!! Not Dolly!
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I’m a little out of touch with everything, but just from what I browsed through regarding Mona and Tia… It’s giving manufactured beef. 
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Feather Magic Illusion Trick
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
So now it’s between eating food that will give us constipation versus having the flying shits 🤗
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I just read that girl’s letter, and she throw’d off. 😬
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Ignore Me, Don't Pay Attention
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Pens 🖊️ 🎨
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Rhaenyra be fucking up. Alicent told her that Ormund has sensitive smellers. All Rhaenyra had to do was have Daemon do a drive-by on Caraxas and drop loads of dead rats and old cabbage into Tumbleton
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Let me try to catch up with #HouseoftheDragon S3E1
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I honestly thought all her kids were grown at this point 😅
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I did not need to know that.
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Irritated Jonah Simms Closes Laptop
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
So…Phoenix summer, but year round???
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
They did that shit then went right to the credits!
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Boy Screaming 'Oh My God'
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Yup!
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Stop Annoyed
ALT: Stop Annoyed
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Yeah, I just got off the phone with Hulu. The bastards have been charging me on Hulu AND Disney+ all this damn time I thought they merged automatically😭 ** I know that’s on me for not realizing I was being charged by both. I have those charges going to a rewards card, so I just pay the bill.
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Evil Eye Vivica Fox
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I just saw a clip on TT for P Valley Now I’ve heard y’all saying for the longest that it’s a good show, but I just haven’t gotten around to watch it yet. So what’s going on with Mercedes, and did she give her mom some money and her mama went and gave it to church???
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Riize Shotaro: I'm Sat
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Are they booing 🍊
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Yeah, so I got my mom to watch World Cup because I put her on to Slavko Vinčić
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Blanche Devereaux So Hot
ALT: Blanche Devereaux So Hot
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
And I believe Mbappé is still getting Golden Boot. Let me check. #WorldCupFinal
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
They was talking all that shit 😗 #WorldCup
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Black Panther: Killmonger
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I hope my neighbors are also watching World Cup cause I know I was hollering bloody mürder
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Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Smells Like Winning!
ALT: Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson: Smells Like Winning!
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Shit. Red card!
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Boy, you better pull them shorts down around here! 😜
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
When they tipped over, I was like
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Shaggy Says Shh!
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I have a story. I was trying to watch my programs and I was supposed to come out of my room and speak to somebody. There was like a solid five minute delay (the show was gonna go off). When I tell you I got my ass chewed. 😭
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I wonder if there’s like a prediction market for how much overtime we’re gonna go into #worldcupfinal
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I didn’t know they were gonna have all the chirren out there. 🤗
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Oh… 😬
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Every match isn’t like that. It’s just this is very high stake so their defense is really tight right now
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I barely notice the baby😩
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Take your vitamins Get quality sleep Drink plenty of water Sunscreen Most things don’t matter, so
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I went to the office yesterday. They rainched me out, okay. 😩 So I’m saying fück it. Fück this diet. Fück counting calories. Fück Lori Harvey’s abs. I’m gonna eat me some low vibrational food. Can eat Chipotle. Can’t eat a cheeseburger from the Denny’s. Can’t have a sub sandwich.
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Hazel London: That's Sad Reaction
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
😖
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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Stan Twitter: Kelly Clarkson Shocked
ALT: Stan Twitter: Kelly Clarkson Shocked
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
It’s supposed to be a really good monsoon season this year. The downside: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTSvXvguR/
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#monsoonseason #arizonacheck #duststorm #fyp #monsoonvibes
TikTok video by ✨🌸dustie🌸✨
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Damn.
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Simpsons: Abe Simpson - An Old Man's Talking
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
I don’t know, maybe we should let her be because she could’ve been trying to sing it in the correct key 😩
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
🫢
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countessepernay.bsky.social @countessepernay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I thought they wouldn’t even admit your child into school if they weren’t potty trained
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The Rizzler Black Panther's Confused Face
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