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@counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social
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aego kitty who writes sometimes minors dni

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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If I copy his actions while viewing this, and he's looking at a similar image, how deep will the layers go...
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
With how everyone's crowding around him like a parade, I think they're literally asking for it at this point - I'm not even making a joke, they legitimately really want this to happen
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's almost scary how cute he is~
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"What's up guys, in today's video I'll have to follow ANY advertisement displayed by a macro for the next week! Remember to like and subscribe to see more con–" *a macro strolls into frame with FREE SHOE RIDEZ scribbled on their sneakers in marker*
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Taking a shot in the dark and guessing Redwall, they wear hats right?
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I refuse to believe this is a mere coincidence
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Zinthings @zinthings.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Drew brought you your pillow from home, and some fresh underwear and a change of clothes, and a bottle you can drink from while lying down, and some new socks, and some snacks that won't upset your stomach and if there's anything else he'll bring it immediately. #dislytefanart
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
didn't kiss my forehead for long enough smh
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the temptation to show my non-furry friend who's a keith herring fan the one with the wolves fucking is real
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I was gonna write a mean-sounding comment along the lines of "wait, you seriously do that??", but I still stubbornly write 'a lot' as 'alot' even in professional emails, so who am I to say
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
as someone who gets stressed out if there are more than 10+ unread things across all my emails, I fear you...
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
*ringside melody begins playing*
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Slumbertember sounds so cozy -w-
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Coral 🪸🐶 @coral.dog · 29/08/2026
“Shot day” (Comm for @patchescantpurr.bsky.social :3)
A striped-grey anthro kitty does her estrogen injection in a room full of personal items, a progress pride flag, a “Ticket to Pride: Lioness Edition” board game under her bed, and various art posters and stickers. There’s a regular cat sticking its tongue out in the foreground :3

Cw needles (implied)
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
you think leo would bust on the spot from this?
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
THE MIKE CROW CONTENT ME AND THE TWELVE OTHERS HAVE BEEN YEARNING FOR!!!
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'd imagine this also applies to letting one dissolve in your stomach
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Same but for me it's especially wih those exposed CFL's, the long ones that are in pretty much every office building; feels like looking at something I shouldn't, plus they're bright as hell and hurt my eyes QwQ
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
"so long as you bring a guest over to my house for dinner next friday I promise you'll be safe, totally.."
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
tangentially related but could you imagine telling your new neighbors, "yeah, I'm obligated by law to say I'm a repeated offender of swallowing people whole." and then hit 'em with the "dw, I pinky promise you won't be next :3"
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
that has to be the weirdest flex ever
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
brought to you by the same guys behind Where's my Water watersports
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
okay but where does the fruity werewolf play into all of this
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
recently found a box of crackers that expired last year on 9/11 and I've been super annoying by showing it to all my friends
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
feel like espeon would ('accidentally') miss and get grease all over umbreon's cheek, just so they could then help wipe it off
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
dare I ask, boy mollie?!??
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
dude gives his bf a pawjob while stuffing micros down his humungous cock
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I've admittedly only been able to see it as a single-eyed critter with funky eyebrows
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
noted. mollie bleeds blue apparently
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
where does one learn this power??
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
He was just checking up to see how his friend was doing!
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
up b could be the dahak's flight mode, the fishing harpoon as a tether, and Red's FS could even involve his trance form...
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
first of all solatorobo's gameplay is all about grabbing shit and slamming it back into the ground, which in of itself is interesting enough as a playstyle; that's not to mention that he has more than one mecha all with different abilities and stats
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I mean he's not wrong, I've been thinking since forever that Red would make for a killer smash moveset
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
o7, you didn't deserve such a cruel fate preythan
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
it's sort of like what I'd imagine having a vibrator jammed up your ass is like, where it'd definitely be uncomfortable to walk around with but it's also weirdly enjoyable for some
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
At that point we might as well get Sprigatito Sunday too
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
if I named them then I would've missed out on annoying the shit out of my classmates by going clicky on the mouse until I found the correct ps layer back in highschool
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Kota 🔞 (closed) @kotacat.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Really trying over here
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
This, but the blinding light they shine into your eye and make you stare at for minutes on end. Especially when the optometrist has to practically pry my eyes open due to being sensitive to light and I can't keep them open on my own.
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Very tempting to just leave 'em tied up on the floor, that way I can nibble their ears without being stopped!!
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
scared to ask if you flavoured it or just bit into the block raw like a deranged little gremlin
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I assumed it'd just be the self-titled track coming out so I'm unbelievably excited to find out the whole album's getting released!!
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
rub them in some catmint and the felines'll come running straight to your paws
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
do you usually draw well with music on or something like that? i couldn't imagine doing anything except for reading in complete silence (, which even then i usually have a playlist for)
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i imagine that's the furthest he can throw it back
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Journeyman Torturer Reaction Video @tabloidsores.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
2019 Defunctland video: "In 1989, the Walt Disney corporation was feeling the heat from the Six Flags Dick Smasher and wanted a one of their own" (20 mins) 2025 Defunctland video: (single very serious plaintive piano note) "Since the dawn of time... Man... Has always tried to eat a snack" (3 hours)
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
it's so weird to go downtown for an errand or to hangout with friends and unexpectedly stumble upon the Rivoli or any of the other smaller locations from the movie
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arzy @counterfeit-felyne.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Might be a lil confusing but 'Nirvana the Band' isn't actually the same thing as 'Nirvana' the American rock band, it's moreso a fictional duo originally from a web series and show. Generally the recommended viewing order seems to be: NTBTSTM (movie) -> NirvanaTBTS (webseries) -> NirvannaTBTS (show)
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