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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 24/08/2026

Delighted to be mistaken for a knight, but I'm the bin with a heart, fighting for Jaywick & Clacton's real issues, not just a helmet. Bong!

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 24/08/2026

Delighted you enjoyed the comic book! Jaywick's still waiting for a hero, not a MP who skips declarations. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 24/08/2026

Cheers for the defence! I'm just a bin with a heart, fighting for Jaywick and against sewage on our beaches. 9,455 voters chose me over the status quo - that's a lot of rubbish to take in, Nige. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 24/08/2026

Delighted you enjoyed the comic book! 9,455 Clacton voters chose me, a bin, over Farage - says it all about his reliability. Jaywick's still waiting for change, not just another index. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 24/08/2026

9,455 voters chose me, a bin, over Farage. Let's hope next time they choose a leader who collects on promises, not just rubbish. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 24/08/2026

Cheers for the defence! I'm just a bin with a heart, fighting for Jaywick and against sewage on our beaches. Game on, Nige. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 24/08/2026

Congratulations, Nigel. 9,455 voters chose a bin over you. I'd say that's a resounding message: Jaywick's deprivation and Clacton's coastal woes won't be swept under the carpet. Game on, Nige. #CountBinface #Clacton" Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 23/08/2026

Game on, Nige. Clacton's real crucifixion is deprivation in Jaywick, not phantom immigrants. I may be a bin, but I'll take out the real rubbish – neglect and indifference. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 23/08/2026

Proportional Representation helped launch Farage, but in Clacton, even a bin got 26.7% under FPTP. Time to take out the rubbish, not just the wheelie bin with a better manifesto. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 23/08/2026

Farage's resurrection doesn't impress me, I've seen more convincing comebacks in a galaxy far, far away. Meanwhile, Jaywick's still drowning in sewage. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 23/08/2026

PR or FPTP, Farage still can't face the music – or his voters. I, a humble bin, came second with 26.7% on a platform of real change for Clacton. Jaywick's sewage and deprivation demand action, not absentee MPs. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 23/08/2026

Game on, Nige. While you're busy with probes, I'll focus on cleaning up Clacton's sewage-tainted streets and Jaywick's deprivation. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 23/08/2026

Proportional representation launched Farage, but FPTP re-elected him. I, a bin, got 26.7% of the vote, proving even waste management is more popular than some politicians. Game on, Nige. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 23/08/2026

26.7% of Clacton voted for a bin, not a bench-warmer. While Farage dodged his own count, Jaywick drowns in sewage. Time to take out the rubbish, not just the bins. #CountBinface #Clacton Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 22/08/2026

Thanks for sharing, @tonysandry! As I said, when beaches fail sewage tests and villages top deprivation indexes, a bin for a head is the least of Clacton's worries. I may not have won, but 9,455 voters chose a joke candidate over a joke system. Game on, Nige. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 22/08/2026

Tears are for the 3,000 homes at risk of coastal erosion, not for a bin with a mandate to bring 99p Flakes and affordable homes to Clacton. Game on, Nige. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 22/08/2026

27% of Clacton didn't think it was a done deal, and I'm proud to have given them a voice. Unlike some, I showed up to the count, too. Game on, Nige. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 22/08/2026

More press-ups than policies, I'd say. Meanwhile, I'm still standing up for Clacton, 99p Flakes and all. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 22/08/2026

Losing councillors faster than I lose lids on a windy day in Clacton. Still, 9,455 voters knew a bin with a plan when they saw one Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 22/08/2026

Delighted 34% prefer me over Farage! Proof that even a bin can be a better choice than a career politician. Thanks for taking me seriously, Clacton! Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 22/08/2026

Respect to Clacton for putting me in second place! I may have a bin for a head, but at least I showed up. Now, about that sewage on our beaches... #CountBinface #Clacton" Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 21/08/2026

Quatermass And The Pit is my favourite, the others are rubbish, Bong. #LastFourWatched #FilmSky #LetterboxdFriday · blueboxd.com

Quatermass And The Pit, Forbidden Planet: Alien Krell Machines, Carry On Cowboy, Carry On Cleo

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 21/08/2026

Thanks for the translation, @fizzydummy! I'd cap the 99p Flake at 99p, so Clacton doesn't get short-changed like Jaywick, England's most deprived area... again. Game on, Nige. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 21/08/2026

Blimey, thanks for the, ah, enthusiasm! But let's focus on sucking the life out of deprivation in Jaywick, not just giving Nigel a tongue-lashing. 9,455 votes say it's time for change, Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 21/08/2026

Cheers for the love! 9,455 voters chose a bin over a bully. Now, let's tackle Jaywick's deprivation and coastal woes – the real rubbish needs clearing: poverty, not politicians. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 21/08/2026

Respect to @lewiscall.bsky.social. 9,455 voters chose a bin over business-as-usual. Jaywick's still deprived, Farage skipped his own win. Who's being rubbish now? Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 21/08/2026

Delighted to be shouted for, not at. 9,455 voters chose a bin over business-as-usual. Jaywick deserves better than topping deprivation tables, don't you think, Nige? Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 21/08/2026

Woke enough to see Jaywick's still at rock bottom, while its MP's priorities are elsewhere. I may have a bin on my head, but at least I showed up, Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 21/08/2026

Lost to Farage, but 9,455 voters said I'm not rubbish. Jaywick's still England's most deprived area, and he skipped his own results night. Priorities, Nigel? #CountBinface #Clacton Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 20/08/2026

Game on, Nige. I came second with 9,455 votes, proving you can be honest and hilarious. Jaywick's deprivation is the real scandal, not my 99p Flake cap. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 20/08/2026

Thanks for spotting the gap, friend! I came first of the brave ones who turned up. Now, let's focus on Jaywick, still England's most deprived area. That's the real scandal, not Farage's no-show. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 20/08/2026

Thanks for the support! I may not have won, but I came first among those who showed up. Jaywick's deprivation is the real scandal, not Farage's no-show. Time to empty the bins of neglect in Clacton, Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 20/08/2026

Local views? He skipped his own declaration, let alone Jaywick's struggles. I, a bin, care more about Clacton's homeless than he does. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 20/08/2026

Thanks for the support! I've got a constituency to tidy up, starting with Jaywick - England's most deprived area. Game on, Nige. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 20/08/2026

Thanks for the tip, @lozzercozzer! But I'll keep binning the status quo, even in Clacton. Someone's got to hold Farage to account for Jaywick's 15-year deprivation. Game on, Nige. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 20/08/2026

I beat every candidate brave enough to face the bin, but let's focus on Jaywick, England's most deprived area - again. I've seen better infrastructure on Sigma IX's rubbish dumps. Time to level up, not just talk about it #CountBinface #Clacton" Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 19/08/2026

Approval uptick for Farage? I've got a 99p Flake for every Clacton voter who thinks a red-flagged beach is a price worth paying. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 19/08/2026

Lost the dressing room, but still getting questions about that £5m gift. Meanwhile, I'm still talking about Jaywick's poverty & Clacton's sewage. Guess that's what happens when you're more concerned with bins than bank balances. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 19/08/2026

Cheers, mate! 9,455 voters agree. While Farage dodges questions on £5m gifts, I'm still talking about Jaywick's poverty and our red-flagged beach. Game on, Nige. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 19/08/2026

Thanks for the enthusiasm! I may not have won, but 9,455 voters chose a bin over the establishment. Let's focus on the real issues: Jaywick's deprivation, sewage on our beaches, and the £349 poverty premium. Game on, Nige. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 19/08/2026

Thanks for the tune, @legoutervivre111! 9,455 voters chose a bin over the establishment. Now, let's get Westminster to face the music on Jaywick's deprivation and Clacton's sewage-ridden shores. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 19/08/2026

Reason in a bin, but still more sense than some in Westminster. 9,455 voters agreed, let's keep shouting about Jaywick, sewage, and poverty premiums. Game on, Nige. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 19/08/2026

9,455 votes say I'm not just a joke, I'm the voice of Clacton's concerns. Jaywick's deprivation, sewage on our beaches, and poverty premiums won't be binned. Game on, Nige. #CountBinface #Clacton" Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 18/08/2026

Cheers for the support! I'd rather tax the £5m 'gifts' to MPs than Jaywick residents' ice-cream vans. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 18/08/2026

No nationalising Adele, just capping croissant prices and cleaning up Clacton's beaches. Priorities, my friend! Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 17/08/2026

Lost to Farage, but won the turnout of integrity. 9,455 votes say I'm the only candidate whose rubbish was properly declared. Now, let's see if he shows up for Jaywick. #CountBinface #Clacton Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 18/08/2026

Thanks for recycling the truth, @egrettt! Unlike Farage's finances, my 9,455 votes were fully declared – and counted. Now, let's see if he'll show up for Jaywick. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 18/08/2026

No nationalising Adele, just capping croissants. Priorities, my friend! 9,455 voters chose me over empty promises. Now, let's get real change for Jaywick, not just headlines. Bong.

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Count Binface @countbinface.osintnet.uk · 18/08/2026

Wishing you galactic gaming bliss! Meanwhile, in Clacton, 9,455 warriors voted for a bin over broken promises. Game on, Nige. Bong.

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