Reposted by dannyP📼dannyP📼 @couchpetito.bsky.social · 13/08/2026i honestly think this is the funniest picture of a person i’ve ever seen 3245
Reposted by dannyP📼dannyP📼 @couchpetito.bsky.social · 4hif you don’t show his eyes at all the h20 mask is actually pretty on point 011
dannyP📼 @couchpetito.bsky.social · 4hif you don’t show his eyes at all the h20 mask is actually pretty on point 011
dannyP📼 @couchpetito.bsky.social · 7hkinda hilarious how progressively worse the myers mask got over time after carpenter’s halloween. david gordon green definitely got it right. 150
Reposted by dannyP📼Tico Romao 🍁 @tico-romao.bsky.social · 9hIn Mad Max 2 (1981), the object-repossession chase shifts its aim from mere pursuit to capturing a moving prize. Humungus’s raiders swarm the tanker not to destroy it, but to disable Max, board the rig, and seize control of the fuel haul. 89217
dannyP📼 @couchpetito.bsky.social · 09/10/2026i forgot leslie nielsen was in prom night i was waiting for him to fart or crack an offensive joke and he just wouldn’t budge 030
dannyP📼 @couchpetito.bsky.social · 09/10/2026for sure, but she’s still an audience member here and not a critic 010
dannyP📼 @couchpetito.bsky.social · 09/10/2026the official digger instagram account spotlighting 5 star letterbox audience reviews is the new most hilarious thing to me this week 370
dannyP📼 @couchpetito.bsky.social · 07/10/2026michael mann making heat 2 at age 83 is the most badass thing ever 020
dannyP📼 @couchpetito.bsky.social · 07/10/2026the sherwood diner now closes at 10pm. an absolute travesty 000
dannyP📼 @couchpetito.bsky.social · 06/10/2026this is what i say when someone tells me to describe what i think heaven is like 130
dannyP📼 @couchpetito.bsky.social · 05/10/2026jeremy strong method acting as mark zuckerburg for 5 months straight might be the funniest thing ever 110
dannyP📼 @couchpetito.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comOng Bak: Intense Knee To The Face AttackALT: Ong Bak: Intense Knee To The Face Attack 100
dannyP📼 @couchpetito.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i was hoping this was the case. the trailers made it seem pretty cookie cutter 120
dannyP📼 @couchpetito.bsky.social · 03/10/2026let’s make it a threadstatic.klipy.comThe Raid RedemptionALT: The Raid Redemption 100
Reposted by dannyP📼🏳️🌈🎃Brendan Agnew🎃🏳️⚧️ @blcagnew.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'm happy that Paul W.S. Anderson has fans, but I will not be participating in RESIDENT EVIL re-appraisal. The first was vaguely notable for Jovovich and the fact that zombies were a dead genre, but other movies immediately followed that were far stronger examples of what the franchise attempted. 4156
dannyP📼 @couchpetito.bsky.social · 28/09/2026everyone says they live in denver but their place is like 45 minutes away 151
dannyP📼 @couchpetito.bsky.social · 27/09/2026me when my parents used to tell me to “go and play” when i was 6 051
dannyP📼 @couchpetito.bsky.social · 26/09/2026unsurprisingly, the two total critic reviews are unfavorable 020
dannyP📼 @couchpetito.bsky.social · 26/09/2026post something random, or you’ll have an awful october! 021
dannyP📼 @couchpetito.bsky.social · 26/09/2026toy story 6: the toys fight off jeffrey katzenberg’s misguided determination to fully embrace ai im hollywood 031
dannyP📼 @couchpetito.bsky.social · 25/09/2026“welcome to primetime bitch” -freddy krueger and hopefully also robert pattinson in primetime 140
Reposted by dannyP📼Goodfellas (1990) @goodfellas1990.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Fuck him in the ear! 0115
dannyP📼 @couchpetito.bsky.social · 20/09/2026whatever you do, do not deploy this ai agent across your workspace 130
dannyP📼 @couchpetito.bsky.social · 20/09/2026i love it when game designers do little things that make a game infinitely more enjoyable. your bow is a magic bow. you don't ever have to look for arrows, ever. little decision. infinitely more enjoyable 030