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Cotton Nero A.x

@cottonnero.bsky.social
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Dilettante layabout scalawag.

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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
L: If Pinocchio had been made of beef jerky instead of wood before wishing to be a real boy. R: William H. Macy's makeup test for the Scarecrow in Wicked: For Good (2026).
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
AKA Why Everyone Loves Giving Directions
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Good Place: "And amazingly, it's not a weird sex thing. 99% of all new human behaviors are weird sex things. But not in this... oh, no, it is a weird sex thing, yeah."
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Honestly, it's easier to just take the Social Justice template (Social Justice Warrior, Social Justice Druid, etc.)
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If you have the Keen Gender feat, you can Gender Critical on 19-20. Bards are usually the ones to take this feat.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
They hired an American to play Guile and I'm worried he won't be able to do the Belgian accent.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Formerly Noah's Ark Dinosaur Experience.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The prime cuts are such wonderful things, though.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For no compensation or reward beyond "knowing what's going on" which is, as we know, stressful as hell. If you are straight, white, native-born, comparing being informed to watching another streaming series? No contest.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Third, I think this all makes it difficult to impossible for people to form any kind of concept of what is going on in the world and what one's reaction to it should be. You have to figure out what you believe, what that means, who is telling you the truth, and what to do about it.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Second, with how little people are paying attention, their news environment is controlled by people whose interest is in warping said environment.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
First off, I think we grossly overestimate how much the average person is paying attention.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
by Steve Bannon and George Santos
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't think he knows Judaism is one of the faiths of Jerusalem.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Second generation REMF-to-Ivy League?
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The one time I saw someone pass out in front of me in the year when my CPR training was up to date, at the grocery store where I worked, six EMTs rushed past me in about the time it took for the woman to hit the ground. It was then that I learned that the fire station was across the street.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Also karma for Herbstreit being on the "Jesus's BFF Tebow wants you to go into debt to buy our secret stock market tricks" train.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is his skin tone more Longhorn or Volunteer?
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Meanwhile, you just know Christian Bale will disappear into Al Davis.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
More red flags than the Socialist Matadors' Parade.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That trophy looks like it is awarded for Necromonger Of The Year.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This is like Lyndon LaRouche calling you a weirdo.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How I feel when the Halloween displays go up on September 1.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
World's first pre-memorial.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tribalism? Humans define and police an Us by making sure there's a Them to hate.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Not only opprobrium, but also an actual consequence!
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Making up for Hugh Jackman playing Wolverine.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It also wins the With Catlike Tread award for "loudest singing by someone ostensibly attempting to be quiet"
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
For the anapest, it should be a Sneetch.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
With any luck, that's Richard Loving (of Loving v. Virginia)'s ancestor.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Well? Don't keep us in suspense, what was the answer?
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Meowdelyn🏳️‍⚧️ @meowdelyn.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The entirety of modern politics is a machine for preventing people from realizing the truth: that there are no valid right wing positions.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My mother, 73, who voted Republican from Nixon in '72 until at least McCain '08, calls him "the Orange Tumor".
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
QWOP: The Show
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It works logically, it's just that the premises are profoundly, maybe deliberately wrong.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"After all... We are not Communists."
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
They elected a clean-shaven cranky baby already.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
More red flags than the Museum of Socialist Vexillology.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I think if you cross Chernobyl with Arrested Development you get The Death of Stalin.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Throw a didgeridoo down an escalator.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
If boys play football, they will die in their 40s and 50s from CTE, and therefore will not get cancer. Which, to be fair, is a better cancer prevention platform than most Republicans have.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Make the tongue move, you cowards!
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The frosting is also dry and scratchy.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Judge Doom's brother who became a CPA.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Clever Hans LLC
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I mean, goatse is the result of Yes, In My Back Yard.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Pedophile has always meant trans or gay to them.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
He doesn't understand "win-win". In his concept of trade, you are either fucking or getting fucked.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
He is the most virtue-free person in the history of politics. The closest thing he has to a virtue is that his vices occasionally get in each other's way.
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Cotton Nero A.x @cottonnero.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Clearly the vestiges belong in the vestibule.
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