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CosmicYoYo

@cosmicyoyo.bsky.social
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Funny stuff, music, books, Sci-Fi, horticulture, random shit to vent about. Portland area. -Bluegrass, Punk, Funk, JamBand, Country, Blues, Jazz, Metal, Tom Waits, Floater, String Cheese, WEEN & Cosmic Country. I can drink your grandma under the table🪤🗡🛁⚱️🪦

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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I'm done for awile. It's not healthy for me to be on any social pages. Ive got enuf problems. My other page is #VolunteerCommunity if you wanna check it out. It's more possitive. -Later Gators
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Helen Pappas❤️💙 @hpappas.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The ex came over and left me with a horrible groin injury that extended from my legs up to my stomach and lower back and I was in pain for a week and could barely work or take a dump. -But I wasnt stressed for a couple days.
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
So in America Capitalists are waiting in "bread lines" for food and always have. -Wait? I thought only "Commies" and Socialists waited in 'bread lines'?
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
#DanielDonato'sCosmicCountry w/Bill Nersh from #StringCheeseIncident in Denver the other day. This guy 'Todd' musta recorded it so thanks to 'Todd'. youtu.be/C7tax4XTXS8?...
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Daniel Donato’s Cosmic Country “Outside And Inside” 11/08/25 Denver, CO (First Time Played - SCI)
YouTube video by Todd Norris
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Was once longest running sitcom in the US with 11 hillarious seasons and will always make you laugh! -Jah bless Married With Children, lol. -On HULU or order 11 seasons on dvd for the library when they turn they internet off and we go living in the 90's. Lol!!!🤪 youtu.be/ECOs4lBYRts?...
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Al Gets Visited By Aliens | Married With Children
YouTube video by Married with Children
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
I'm actually a real sweet guy. But not today.💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Honestly. The USA did the exact same shit in Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos("Beers for ears.")....and waaaay worse in Korea in the 50's murdering roughly 25% of the human population bombing civilian cities, dams, farms and all industry creating starvation and disease. www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...
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Israeli soldiers speak out on killings of Gaza civilians
IDF soldiers tell documentary of opening fire unprovoked and arbitrary designations of who was an enemy
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
"We don't like to use the word 'insane'. We prefer 'mentally hillarious'."
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
There's nothing wrong with knocking the shit out of your local asshole politician for voting against the people. (Don't you Even f'n complain about this post.)
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Holiday shut fown, food stamps, air travel, tariffs, violence, mass theft etc. -Everything these asshole's are doing is designed to make us fear and worry as we are being tormented so the assholes can rip us all off. Don't fall for it and don't give in for shit! -And if you see ice...Floor It!
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Yet another ripping Spafford set. They're bio is very simple. It says, "We jam." -Enough said. They just released two Venice Beach shows as well that look pretty rad! #JamBand #Bandcamp #FreeMusic #Spafford #LiveMusic spaffordmusic.bandcamp.com/album/live-a...
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Live at The Orpheum Theater | 11-07-25 | Flagstaff, AZ, by Spafford
15 track album
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
How ya 'Dern!? -The Hulaween live sets from Live Oak, FL. have been dripping out all week. Cosmic Country came out swinging! The Goose set and others are here, too! #Bandcamp #LiveMusic #FreeMusic #Hulaween #JamBand danieldonato.bandcamp.com/album/live-o...
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Live Oak, Florida (2025-11-02), by Daniel Donato's Cosmic Country
14 track album
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Stewie being my favourite character in family guy #3
YouTube video by The “best of _blank_” editor
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Puffin' a bowl. Got my 1990's dvd player rolling and the good 'ol 21in. color boob tube t.v. Damn tv is 30yrs old. -I miss the 90's, dude.
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Nothing new to me but Check out the label on this hemp seed oil. Omega galore. Obviously vegan and No cancer causing ocean fish toxins either. -This should be advertised on TV. Grown in Canada cause America sucks.
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Portland Stays Strong Together! God Bless The Frogs 🌟🌞🌟🌞🌟🌞🌟🌞🌟🌞 -The fake news trump fucks have been officially exposed! And as the world already knows trumps entire life is just a heaping steamy pile of bullshit lies. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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‘Huge victory’ in Portland as judge’s final order bars Trump from sending national guard
Karin Immergut said earlier she ‘found no credible evidence’ that protests in Oregon city were out of control
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Its right here. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Border patrol chief reprimanded for lying claims shots were fired at immigration officers in Chicago
Gregory Bovino was called out by a judge only two days earlier for lying about being assaulted by a protester
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
MORE COW BELL!
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
This would be hillarious😂 youtu.be/fFn0llYqM8w?...
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Deuce Bigalow - Tourette Syndrome
YouTube video by Hoody
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I'm talkin' 'bout your penis......🌞😂 youtu.be/m28qpUXbFpA?...
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Office Flirt - Saturday Night Live
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
'Nuff bullshit. Funny stuff matters. youtu.be/Zp7lAKpc8rM?...
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Futurama - 30 Random Jokes to get you through November
YouTube video by Wii DuB
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
AOC explaining why and what Greene is doing with her speech against the right and why it is just Greene doing personal politics. Shocker: Greene is still a racist c*nt. Just playing to the votes cause she wants a Senate seat in Florida. youtu.be/236Crg9DKr0?...
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WATCH: AOC SPILLS THE TEA On Marjorie Greene's Political Switch-Up
YouTube video by TYT Investigates
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
I've excepted that my long hair is falling out. Maybe just dread it or braid it so it holds together until it all falls off at once in maybe 10 to 15 years. Yep, plan of attack.
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Drunk DHS fuck head busted drunk driving and shoved into a cop car while saying, 'Where's my kids?" -I love it! How does it feel asshole! Fuck the DHS and they're nazi loving wives. youtu.be/nU-jiN1U26o?...
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ICE agent erupts after black officer stops him for DUI
YouTube video by The Independent
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
'Bout that time of year and freezer is empty. Time to fill it up with the Remington 700 Long Range bolt action. You could shoot the balls off of a tick at 1000 yds with this thing. I like classic Springfield 30.06 rounds.....but there's a lot to choose from. www.remarms.com/rifles/bolt-...
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Funny that they had Epstein killed cause he could've helped get a lot of people out of the spot light by giving up a dozen clients or so etc and worked a deal. But they killed him so now its open season on the entire organization including baby dick Trump. -What a bunch of dumb shits.
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
In case you forgot that tiny dick big man Trump fucked a going out of business b-grade porn star for 2 minutes and this is how it went. What a stud????😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 youtu.be/5Ji8i7Wy4mo?...
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EXCLUSIVE - Stormy Daniels Details Sex with Donald Trump
YouTube video by Jimmy Kimmel Live
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Funny stuff! Reminds me of the 80's kids. youtu.be/smRD-CCtQ5c?...
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Hilarious example of kids today... Stewie, roof baby.
YouTube video by Wyld Ryno
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
It's too bad the Hair Club For Men ain't a real club, huh?
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Laurel Davila @laureldavilacpa.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Because it does. Vote Blue. #Pinks
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Multnomah County, OR @multco.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
SHARE: Today, Tuesday, Nov. 4, 2025, is the last day to vote in the Special Election. Multnomah County Elections recommends voters return their ballot to an Official Ballot Drop Site by 8 p.m. today, to ensure it’s received by an election office in time to count: multco.us/dropsites

A person placing a ballot into a white Multnomah County Official Drop Box. The drop box has text in multiple languages and the Multnomah County Votes logo.

Below the image, large text reads: "Today, Nov. 4, 2025 is Election Day!"
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Oregon Attorney General Dan Rayfield @agdanrayfield.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Today is Election Day! A number of counties across Oregon have elections today – and if you’re in one of those counties, remember to turn in your ballots by 8pm today. Learn more at oregonvotes.gov
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Peep hole sales man is something I could take a quack at. -Buy 3 peep holes and get a free glory hole. What a deal!
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Live Eggy Album Release. And it sounds damn good. #Eggy got a ton of free to listen shows on #Bandcamp! Buy cd's/downloads etc. Vinyl! Great music site. #FreeMusic #LiveMusic #JamBand eggylivemusic.bandcamp.com/album/eggy-s...
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Eggy Selects: Here and How Tour 2025 (Deluxe Edition), by Eggy
16 track album
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Watch the full interview with @gavinnewsom.bsky.social and subscribe to support independent media: www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_Bf...
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"BULLSH*T!" Gavin Newsom deals KNOCKOUT PUNCH to Trump, Mike Johnson
YouTube video by Brian Tyler Cohen
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Super great album by Leo Kottke & Mike Gordon. #Phish #MikeGordon #LeoKottke leokottkemikegordon.bandcamp.com/album/noon?t=3
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Noon, by Leo Kottke & Mike Gordon
11 track album
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Especially since they lock the dumpsters. Back in my day they didn't lock the dumpsters.
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Dumpster diving books behind book stores & libraries. They throw away a shit load of good books!
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
So where's the "Catholic Files" at? When do they all go to jail for raping kids & nuns for last 100yrs? -People pissed about the Epstein files while the Catholics have been on a rampage. -The whole scene is fucked up.
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
"Anything tasty is a taster." Getting a music lesson from Dean Ween is hillarious. #Ween youtu.be/znwklA-UEck?...
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Dean Ween of Ween | Guitar Moves Interview
YouTube video by Guitar Moves
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
L.A. fucking did it! -7 games to the wire and the #Dodgers & #BlueJays put on an action packed World Series with both teams winning twice back to back road games. -Not easy either! #Toronto hits like mother fuckers! Prob the best hitting team I've ever seen post season🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟 #Baseball www.mlb.com
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MLB.com | The Official Site of Major League Baseball
Coverage includes audio and video clips, interviews, statistics, schedules and exclusive stories.
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Well, some states are suing trump for food stamp money. Some states are doing it themselves. -42,000,000 people are stressing extra hard! -Tennessee refuses to throw state tax payer money at food stamps. -While a Federal judge rules trump has to release the food stamp money provided by congress.
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
A 1 minute clip of 'God Gun' from last nights Floater show at the Crystal Ballroom. The set list covered all their albums and then some. Ended the show with 'Danny Boy.' Then I went to a strip club. Gotta love Portland!
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
BAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAA!!!! -And the crowd goes silent!🤣 Toronto just the rug ripped out from under neath 'em by L.A.! Hillarious game ender. The entire stadium of Canadians went speechless at the last second of the game. GO L.A. youtu.be/H04VN8waxCQ?...
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World Series Game 6 Highlights | Dodgers vs. Blue Jays - October 31, 2025
YouTube video by SPORTSNET
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Portlands Erotic Ball blasts off Saturday night at the Crystal Ballroom! www.portlanderoticball.com
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Portlands Floater selling out the Crystal Ballroom tonight for the Halloween show! -Check out free music, history and videos at stiffandrestless.com www.crystalballroompdx.com/events/26276... floater.com
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Stiff & Restless - The Floater Archives
Stiff & Restless - The Floater Archives
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
"Department of Agriculture says no benefits will be issued in November and it would not draw on emergency reserves" www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
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Food benefits set to expire for 41 million people as US shutdown continues
Department of Agriculture says no benefits will be issued in November and it would not draw on emergency reserves
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CosmicYoYo @cosmicyoyo.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
Learn about this company. They pump out great albums by great musicians for last 26 years! Online, merch, music and so much more. Thanks to Bandcamp I got stoked on this. ropeadope.com/about
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About — ropeadope
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