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Jeff Knox @mrjeffknox.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
#ufosky #ufohistory Today in UFO History - UFO Crash in Bahia January 12, 1995 — Feira de Santana, Bahía, Brazil 1/Around 5:00 a.m. Farmer Beto Lima is hunting armadillos on his property near Feira de Santana, Bahía, Brazil, when he finds an object the size of a Volkswagen beetle floating on a pond.
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cosmicfauxpas @cosmicfauxpas.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
so everything is a joke to you? a good amount of it yeah
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cosmicfauxpas @cosmicfauxpas.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Chuck is a DINO
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cosmicfauxpas @cosmicfauxpas.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Swear I’ve seen this guy guarding the pot of disclosure at the end of the NDA.
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cosmicfauxpas @cosmicfauxpas.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
getting married is woke. what are you? some kind of...CONGRATS!
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cosmicfauxpas @cosmicfauxpas.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
greenstar juicers are in a league of their own. everything else is just a blender.
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cosmicfauxpas @cosmicfauxpas.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Burbank Airport is the only reason I still set foot in California.
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cosmicfauxpas @cosmicfauxpas.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Young, dumb, and full of Tums.
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cosmicfauxpas @cosmicfauxpas.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
opening up a can of wokeass
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cosmicfauxpas @cosmicfauxpas.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
watching my conservative uncle cry at the end of Zero Dark Thirty
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cosmicfauxpas @cosmicfauxpas.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
go ahead, cast your doubt, but he’ll be running a shadow DOJ for the next four years. Operation Blue Hornet
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cosmicfauxpas @cosmicfauxpas.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
yeah I’m a veteran, a veteran of going to my fridge in the middle of the night and eating handfuls of shredded cheese
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