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collector oomf

@corvidaegay.bsky.social
3.6K followers 943 following 214 posts

horny homosexual • Chicagoan • special interests include queer film, MtG, music (mostly 60s–00s, polygenre), penis, medieval demonology • here be smut: strictly 18+ only

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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
there's a bomb in my carrrrrr
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Full frontal male nudity, the fullest and most frontal #fcf
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Another brief audience with my horny super-soaker of a penis #sundaycumday
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
As someone still relatively new to Magic (not even 18 months) but who Kirby-inhaled 33 years of lore and legacy with the zzzzzeal of the convert, I cannot wait to have my pussy wrecked by an Emrakul next weekend while I defend with a powercrept but beloved Tarmogoyf
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Fat Cock Friday: Now and Forever #fcf
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Humpy apotropaic wiggle for just a lil more summer sun
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I love bumbling down the avenue to catch the bus to my mandolin class whilst the dulcet tones of Stravinsky conducting his own "Dumbarton Oaks" concerto fill my ears. Feel like an enchanted woodland creature 🦡
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
well well well will ya look who's erect again
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sam @boyonboy.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I can’t overstate how much I love cruising. The randomness, the tension, the release when it finally happens!!!! I am GAY
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Friday kisses for all my naked friends 😘 #fcf
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Bating for a horny audience always makes me sperm multiple sperms 🤤💦
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You know what they say about suspicious packages...
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Post-Labor Day tea dance in my office feat. this extremely 2001 disc (there is a house treatment of "He Lives in You" from The Lion King) 🦁✨
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Look at that toughness
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Never miss a Sunday show, especially at Dick's 😏 Happy Phish tour closer!
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's a beautiful day to watch me cum 🌞😌
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
New boyfriend reveal
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Anyone for horseshoes? #fcf
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If (when, let's be real) I begin producing genuine pornographic films you bet your bubble butt there's gonna be faggy omniscient Malickesque voiceover
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
AmbientBonerLoop.mp4
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When there's a piano in the playroom and you think about Nick Nightingale the entire time 🎭
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I love riding my gay little scooter to go have hot gay sex with a man I met at the gay beach whilst listening to Sinéad O'Connor's seminal 1990 sophomore record I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
finding my light
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
titty-là
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Good morningtide to all gay sluts from your naked big bro #fcf
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Happy Friday, bud 😘✌️
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The Pet Sounds Sessions are back on streaming and yes I did just burst into ecstatic tears in front of God and all his children on this bus while to the stereo backing track of "Sloop John B" poured into my grateful little ears at maximum volume
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
A Nickelodeon-magnitude self-sliming caught on tape just in the nick of time #sundaycumday
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Up late playing with myself. Someone come pull these off of me please 😛
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This is how excited I've been all week for Friday #fcf
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
[Untitled: Bearface Study No. 5] Fur on vellum Belly: artist's own nfs
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
A hearty goodnight to all the good boys and good thems and good sluts out there
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Your view as you arrive to suck me like a popsicle then surrender to a three-hour snuggly nap with my load in your belly
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Your big bro's bare bear boner #fcf
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
archival sperm footage for #sundaycumday from when lubing up my spread hole on cam made me bust big
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Dude they are about to jam Golgi I am calling it now (this is a Phish thing)
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
The look of love #penis #bator #fcf
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Your big bro's spending the night watching the Phish show, shopping for premodern Magic singles, and gooning to musclebear porn – wanna join?
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
last night on cam I broke the land speed record for cum flying out of a penis #sundaycumday
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Your big bro's erect penis is brought to you today by... #fcf
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
when your fat cock can't wait until friday #fcf
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Today on the gay beach believe it or not I cruised bears reading Orlando, Ulysses, and finally Anne Carson's Eros the Bittersweet
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
sperm sperm sperm sperm sperrrrrmmmm (seriously so much spooj)
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
the ideal state of bate
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Who wants to smoosh boners and make out?
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Happy Pride, homos
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
A spermy Saturday (from the archives)
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
This is how your dad wakes up on #fcf
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Goon Is Busting Out All Over (b/w A Real Nice Cumshot)
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collector oomf @corvidaegay.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Simply could not let another #fcf pass without posting hog 🐗
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