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Gaspard de la Nuit

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I am a pyromaniacal crow. Painting is adapted from Rene Magritte.

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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It’s telling how at the end he tags on “… and people having the agency” because it’s an afterthought and it means absolutely nothing.
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Is that an electron microscopic picture of a listeria bacterium on the left?
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
He claims he’s a centrist, which basically tells me that anyone who “both sides” is a deluded MAGAt idiot.
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
To summarize: he voted for Trump 3 times, calls himself a centrist, now is canvassing for the Democrats after he was finally affected economically (but not while others, especially minorities, were dehumanized). I have nothing but anger at this selfish, ignorant moron. Zero sympathy.
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I bet their “readings” would be different if the picture was taken on a sunny day with more light. Or a different exposure.
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Precisely zero Republicans deserve to be reelected.
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The saddest clop, clop, clop ever when he went up the stairs
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Not good when the loudest noise in the room is his footsteps ascending the stairs to the podium.
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Hmmm, that’s not reflecting anything
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Mom’s basement is our last hope
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh well, it serves those companies right for still being in Russia now.
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
kratom leaf (that is not dangerous) or some ultrapure extract (that can be dangerous)?
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There’s not much mainstream news media that isn’t propaganda or bothsidesist
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yeah, he’s in touch with the average everyday American’s reality… /s
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Then maybe you shouldn't be a Republican. It's the party of grifters, fascists and pedophiles, and at this point I assume you all are at least one of those three.
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I read up on his life awhile ago, after wondering why he looked so ragged on his later album covers. Speedballs and Bill Evans wasn't something I expected (but explained how he looked).
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
dear White House ballroom architect, please make it so that the bunker doors don't open from the inside. In the meantime, enjoy your role as MAGA Albert Speer.
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I can't wait for RFK Jr. to tell us that cynanide is healthy
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
there is no better almond substitute than cyanide
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Jfc
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Classic Trumpian move of creating a news controversy in order to take attention away from the Iran war, food and gas prices, ICE, Epstein, and most of all, the Trump family grift.
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Understanding multiplications also gives one an intuitive sense of how math works. If someone says “that’s four times as much work” you know what that means. Not asking AI “is four times more work a lot more work?”
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
why would Article 5 be deliberately ambiguous? It's supposed to be a deterrent, not a challenge for adversaries to test.
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
is she giving everyone the V-sign?
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There’s Scotland, Wales, Vermont…
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Melania "Who gives a fuck about Christmas stuff and decorations?" Trump
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
These are Alternative Measurements. That’s how he gets 600% increases.
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
No one should trust Google for their computing hardware. Sergey Brin is a MAGA fascist.
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Even that ICE PIG’s big metal manly man watch is gross
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There are 2 r’s in airplane… I’m sorry, I misspoke
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Great, now Jennifer Aniston now mainlining peptides
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Measles Are Here Again
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
didn't this mf vote for RFKJr as health secretary?
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Only(cooling)Fans
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Then why did you decline to endorse Trump’s opponent in 2024, if you think he’s so bad now?
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
JD’s campaign slogan
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
As an American I really want to see America get its ass kicked. We’re far too arrogant and ignorant. Take us down a notch or three, maybe we’ll not act like selfish bullies. I don’t want American soldiers to die. It’s 100% Trump’s fault they’re in danger. “American Exceptionalism” my ass.
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He has anti-charisma. JD would explode if he ever came in contact with real charisma.
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Mike Johnson is a good little Trump gopher. He will so totally not matter once he’s no longer Speaker.
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trump is so diabolical he wants to obliterate the Kennedy Center.
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I agree. I don't like the term "bucket list," but using nukes is on Trump's bucket list
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Some caller on CNN just roasted Tapper. "I really don't like you" Cold, and I agree with her. ChatGPT: Do you think Jake Tapper is a Trump supporter?
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
MAGAts are a new species of human, Homo Idiocus
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
jfc
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Easy. Trump is Putin' stooge. He is actively weakening America right now. Putin's gamble has paid off.
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
$5,000 to every American if the Republicans win the midterms... discuss.
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Department of Homeland Security needs to have its plug pulled. It's too rotten to continue.
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Part of me thinks Grindr makes up these outages because it's funny to think of how closeted the GOP really is, and it gets them some free press. Because you're right, their infrastructure should be able to handle a few thousand more users without a problem.
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Tate Collection @tate.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Richard Long, A Square of Ground, 1966 botfrens.com/collections/14375/cont…
Purchased with funds provided by the Knapping Fund 1991
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Gaspard de la Nuit @corvid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Is the WaPo gonna Make It Make Sense?
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