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Corvak

@corvak.bsky.social
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Fan of too many video games, tinkering with technology, and building or painting tiny plastic things. Sometimes I moderate discord servers.

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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 20h
I say as I turn from the fridge full of food that I bought in disgust
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 20h
you know, when everyone was moving out of november because of GTA I never expected the space to be filled by remakes of Ocarina of Time and World of Warcraft.
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I had this once and it turns out I formatted the card to something my device (not a Thor) couldn't read, so it just acted like the card wasnt there.
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
also no I dont want to talk to your stupid machine let me push buttons
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
you certainly wont regret
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When we spun up the art generation machine, we got the Sistine Chapel roof, and we kickstarted an era of learning that changed Europe forever. When you spun up the art generation machine you got bad food menus and a burrito ad full of maggots. We are not the same.
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
now this is pod racing!
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
its all kijiji up here, and half the listings are scams!
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every other genre remains the same in terms of public perception except the first person shooter and the arcade shmup swap places
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
look I already worked 8 hours today I dont got much effort left here
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
getting "McEnroe" correct but failing to figure out John
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
A lot of people are learning that its harder to break that bubble and achieve full saturation now that we all got smarphones, playlists, podcasts, and bluetooth in our cars.
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
like most things, social media didn't make us mean, it just made the meanness visible to more people.
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
we used to be a country, a proper country
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
inb4 the like
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Planet Earth in the 80s? I've wiped my arse with better lists
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they dont understand that my social anxiety includes talking to machines
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There are some obvious cases that don't, like Nintendo, or that are kind of ageless, like Minecraft. But the vast majority of video game outputs are targeting adults now, and games for kids are the outlier.
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Same pattern, we did this to video games. When we were kids, video games were for kids. When we were teens, video games were for teens. When we became adults, video games became for adults. Instead of designing things for the next wave of kids, they just decided to sell to millenials again.
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh I want one. My wallet alas, lies barren.
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
i'm sorry science now every time someone mentions prehistoric 'terror birds' I am now picturing a red chocobo and the name suddenly makes so much sense.
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I want to counter by adding a boss like Kefka Ultimate from FFXIV to a souls game
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
people been going on tirades about how "reforged is bad" since it came out and, aside from the usual yap about always on that blizzard games always get, I never really understood. I played WC3 and TFT for years and I never really "got" the outrage, and just assumed I was somehow more accepting
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
finally they made a video game based on the tabletop miniatures game
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I'm just thinking about those airport barks about "these times of heightened security" and i'm pretty sure most of the guys running the scan machines were in diapers when they started saying that.
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I guess my love of mmos and general categorical dislike of extraction shooters makes me the old man yelling at cloud in this, but theyre probably right.
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
one business professor I had started an introductory level class with "the invisible foot of regulation exists because the invisible hand of the market can't be trusted not to poke its own eye out" and I think he pretty much nailed just why regulation matters on day one with that.
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Ox.
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
twitch refuses to remember that it used to be a monkey but I will never forget those days
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
being mad at excel feels too much like work, usually I get paid to do this
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
my ever present sickness, final fantasy xiv.
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
"do you remember the important thing you had to do this week" me: no but circle square X X
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Wikipedia was always invaluable as an academic research tool. I never tried to cite it, but I did look up whatever I was researching and just swipe all the citations at the bottom, because many of them could often be cited as sources.
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
I think the thing people are missing is that the Kacho, which is to say Game Center CX, is a TV show aimed at a demographic that now includes people who grew up with the PS3 and Wii. Whether they're retro is up for debate, but I can see why they'd be used in the show.
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
hard agree. stocks, bonds, gold bars, we have lots of stuff worth owning as investments, and they're a lot easier to make money on than toys and cards.
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
the only thing that salves my loneliness is the warmth of a breakfast burrito, I will never accept the machine
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I would love to know if he has ever taken a bus, or a subway, or even a train. He probably thinks people that use transit only do it because they can't afford a car.
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I am loath to cast stones, because god knows Canada has some absolute shithole depressed places. But this isn't even red or blue cities, the man just has no concept of anyone under his pay scale.
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
the thing I miss most
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
we just know we are l33t lol
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I'VE GOT FAAAAAAITH! IN THE HEART!
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I guess Las Malvinas/The Falklands go back to Spain instead
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The implication that the game ends with an assassin duel with George Washington makes it better
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
hell yeah
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Saves them the trouble of mocking my French! (It’s bad actually, I deserve it)
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
*klepacki intensifies*
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
always wanted it but didnt have a GPU when EQ came out
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Corvak @corvak.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
they let just anyone on this website :P
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neocow @neocow.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Makovchaingang on tumblr writes: Men and women are not opposites. Men and women are not enemies.  Men and women are two parts of a broad coalition which fights against a mutual enemy: Inkjet printers.
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