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Cortknee

@cortknee.bsky.social
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Sometimes clever. Always tired.

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Cortknee @cortknee.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Feel like I want to egg The White House, but I'm not a billionaire.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand. #resist
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Cortknee @cortknee.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
#taylorswift #target #dei
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Cortknee @cortknee.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
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Urge Taylor Swift to End Exclusive Releases with Target due to Recent DEI Rollbacks
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Cortknee @cortknee.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Please sign & share! Convince Taylor to stop further exclusives with Target!
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Cortknee @cortknee.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Hating that I'm going to have to #boycottTarget. Need #TaylorSwift not to put out any more exclusives with them.
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Casey @mamasissiesays.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
So Target got real comfy thinking us millennial moms won’t take our basic girl bits to Costco & Aldi after they cut DEI programs to satisfy the new administration. Big mistake. Huge.
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🌊🏄BlueWaveSurfer🏄🌊 @bluewavesurfer.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Cortknee @cortknee.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Me!
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Some Random Dude @realsrd2020.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
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Cortknee @cortknee.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Omg me too!
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 18/01/2025
Tired of pooping in solitude? Have a kid.
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Cortknee @cortknee.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Page 209. Still no mention of birds. Lots of singing though.
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Cortknee @cortknee.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
The content I'm here for.
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Cortknee @cortknee.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
What reading/book tracking app are people using nowadays? Or they even anymore? Last I remember was Goodreads. #bookshelf
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Shaundai Person @shaundai.com · 11/01/2025
reminder to self: rest IS productive
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Cortknee @cortknee.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
Glad I wasn't the only one there for Noah and not Clooney in the 90s.... I mean, and the medicine, of course.
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Cortknee @cortknee.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I believe they made a whole movie about this...
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Cortknee @cortknee.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Oh god, I remembered this episode as soon I saw the name 😳 😭
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Cortknee @cortknee.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Adding to watch list now
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Cortknee @cortknee.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Wait....what'd Bradley Whitford do on ER?
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Cortknee @cortknee.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
I un-installed Temu 4 days ago. So naturally, I needed a new app to scroll through mindlessly on my down time. Hopefully, this one has me spending less money.
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Beelzetrice 🏳️‍⚧️ @ifneedbee.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
it's time to kill the music it's time to cut the lights it's time to fight the Muppets in the parking lot tonight
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Cortknee @cortknee.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
So glad you were one of my first follows
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Cortknee @cortknee.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Does anyone ever really talk about how tedious bedazzling is? I think I have the wrong kind of ADHD for this...
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