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𝗖𝗥𝗔𝗦𝗛 𝗕𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗜𝗖𝗢𝗢𝗧 ── 𝐈𝐓’𝐒 𝑨𝑩𝑶𝑼𝑻 𝙏𝙄𝙈𝙀 . ˎˊ˗ WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.

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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
HAHAHAHA ── guess whoooooo .ᐣ ~
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
elysia 🩷 seeing double is so peak . the level design, playing through most of it as cortex, the music ...
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
elysia 🩷 RAAARHHRHRGRHRHHRHR 👺
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
elysia 🩷 GAHAHHAHAHAHA 💀
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
elysia 🩷 HELPPP THAT'D BE REALLY FUNNY
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
elysia 🩷 yeah .
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
elysia 🩷 do it or i bIow you up / evil
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
i do NOT take my forehead being called BIG as an INSULT, just so you're AWARE . 🤬
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
you're just jealous MY forehead is BEAUTIFUL and YOURS isn't . 😤
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
oWWWWW .ᐟ don't BONK me like thaaaat . 🤬
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
[ HE STARTS SCREAMING 💀 ]
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
excUUUUSE ME . are you THREATENlNG the GREAT doctor cortex ── you ... you CREATURE .ᐣ.ᐟ 👺
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
kiII the bandicoot, CRUSH the bandicoot, smash in lTS HEAAAAAA ( voice crack ) AAAADDDDDDDD ── ♬
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓒𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐇 .ᐟ @wumpacrashed.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
temp. pinned 📌 #crashbandicootrp ; #crashrp ; #cbrp ; #tmntrp ; #mvrp .
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕹. 𝕿𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐘. @sadisticcyborg.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
temp. pinned 📌 #crashbandicootrp ; #crashrp ; #cbrp ; #tmntrp ; #mvrp .
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓣𝐀𝐖𝐍𝐀 .ᐟ @saltywharf.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
temp. pinned 📌 #crashbandicootrp ; #crashrp ; #cbrp ; #tmntrp ; #mvrp .
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝙉. 𝙂𝐈𝐍. @rawkithead.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
temp. pinned 📌 #crashbandicootrp ; #crashrp ; #cbrp ; #tmntrp ; #mvrp .
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
[ scratches his ass . yaaaWNNN ── ]
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝕹. 𝕭𝐑𝐈𝐎. @nitrusbrio.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
temp. pinned i'm still lazy as hell LMAO 📌 #crashrp ; #crashbandicootrp ; #cbrp ; #tmntrp ; #mvrp .
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
[ HE BLASTS AN ELECTRlC RAY AT HIM . ] but THAT will .ᐟ [ ... ... he has a stupid shit eating grin on his face . 😭🙏 . ]
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
erm, ackshually, n. tropy ... i don't care . ☝️🤓
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
don't look at me like that . 👺
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
[ LOUD ASS CHEWING . ]
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓝. 𝓣 𝐑𝐎𝐏𝐘. @drntropy.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
temp. pinned bc i'm lazy oops 👺 #crashrp ; #crashbandicootrp ; #cbrp ; #tmntrp ; #mvrp .
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
“ NO .ᐟ.ᐟ ” 😡
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
“ um, NO . ” 😡
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
“ I'M NOT THAT OLD .ᐟ.ᐟ ” 🤬
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
“ i'm only 48 ── NO ONE is allowed to call me a boomer until i reach 60 . ”
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
“ i'm not THAT old .ᐟ ”
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
“ eat chairs .ᐣ absolutely UNCIVILIZED . i refuse . ”
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
“ oh, please . i think he expects it from me . ” 😒
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
“ NOT UNTIL I'M DONE MANlPULATING HIM . ” 👺 💀🙏 .
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
“ i know, i'm not the biggest fan either . ” 🙄
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
“ like i KNOW . the dumb ugly bolts on his head probably repel the growth of it . ” 💀 .
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
“ that's as believable as n. brio growing hair on top of his head .ᐟ ... which is absolutely impossible . ” 💀🙏 .
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
“ oHO . how FUNNY . ”
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
“ nyeh nyeh nYEHHH . like i'm going to be scared of some OLD LADY . ” 👺 💀 ...
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
“ you'll LISTEN to me, or i BLOCKlFY you . ” 👺 he pulls out a goofy looking ray gvn . 💀 .
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓜𝐈𝐔 𝑰𝐑𝐔𝐌𝐀 .ᐟ @ultinventor.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
ᅠ ᅠ ᅠ 𝓦𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔’𝐑𝐄 「 * 𝙈𝙄𝙐 𝙁𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙄𝙉' 𝙄𝙍𝙐𝙈𝘼 」, 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐀𝐖𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐒𝐀𝐘𝐈𝐍’ 𝗔𝗟𝗟 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝗔𝗪𝗙𝗨𝗟 𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗧 ── .ᐟ ˎˊ˗
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“ well, i don't LIKE it . so you'll stop this INSTANT . ” 💀 .
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
“ ... fool, that isn't what i MEANT ── ”
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
“ YOU are just STRANGE . ” 😡
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
“ well, YOU are weird . not even the most RAVENOUS person i know would eat a chair .ᐟ.ᐟ ” 👺
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
“ i am COMPLETELY normal ── who the heck eats CHAIRS .ᐣ.ᐣ ”
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
“ ... no .ᐣ.ᐣ what is WRONG with you . ”
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
“ not THAT kind of doctor .ᐟ a SCIENTIST . and NO, i do not HELP people . ” he said ' help ' with so much disgust . 💀
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‎ ‎ ‎ ─╌ 𝓓𝐑. 𝓝𝐄𝐎 𝓒𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐗. @cortexvortexed.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
“ you have learned your lesson now, haven't you .ᐣ NEVER try to outdo the GREAT doctor cortex .ᐟ ” 😤 💀 .
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